Ismism

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Fictional Ideology

"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

Ismism
"Politics are Funni"
Basic Information
Aliases	God of All Ideologies Omni-Ideologism Neo-Satirism Ideolody shopper 500+ Ideology in 1 Kakistocracy on Steroids Thought Thought Cracycracy Archyarchy Model Model School School Polcompball Anarchy Wiki Anarcho-homo-islamo-ego-jewish-nazi transhumanism with kakistocratic characteristics (based on design) Any ideology that doesn't have a reliable source Neologism (more serious name) Meta-ideology Ideology merger 14 Year old who had discovered politics Absolute ideological synthesis
Alignment(s)	Yes
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Anti-Centrism Kakistocracy Satirism
Influenced	Puzzle Piece Politics
Variations
School of Thought	Self Insertism Anti-Centrism Anti-Realism Autocracy Kakistocracy Individualism
Character Information
Likes	Polcompball Anarchy (especially self-inserts) r/newwackyideologies Combining ideologies The words "thought", "school", and "model" Political prefixes The endings "-ism", "-archy", and "-cracy" Long ideology names
Dislikes	Short ideology names "normie" ideologies

"Sooner or later, a society of sheep must create a government of wolves."

Bertrand de Jouvenel

Ismism believes that any and all combination of philosophical and political thought could be transformed into an ideology, regardless of the seriousness or consistency of the statements in question.

Beliefs

"memes are soooooooooooo good at teaching people politics."

"water is a good ideology"

Personality and Behaviour

Ismism acts a the stereotypical edgy 13 year old who just discovered what the political compass was, adding an ‘ism’ to any possible word and claiming it to be a real ideology. They are childish and annoying, constantly derailing serious political discussions with oxymoronic beliefs and spamming unfunny memes in any forum they can find.

Variants

Self Insertism

"For every Tumblr user that creates a gender there’s a 4Chan user that creates a political ideology"

Gregory "jREG" Guevara

Many people on reddit (especially r/newwackyideologies), NationStates and the PCBA create ideologies based on their political views, whether they have a study (sometimes) or not (mostly). Some ideologies are ultra-extremist and off-compass, being complete madness, gaining evidence in the PCBA, in addition to several combining opposing ideologies or uniting extremist ideologies of the same spectrum, having few center ideologies. Another curious case is "Based Off of OC" ideologies, which are junctions of other Self Inserts ideologies and even canon ideologies, in which these ideologies are purposefully crazy.

Its design is based on the Mary Sue (representation of "perfect" OCs), in which it does not have a specific shape, but the ball was possibly based on this version.

Satirically:

Self Insertism believes that it is a MILDLY attractive half-dragon teenage girl that's part of a resistance group to overthrow an evil totalitarian government. No one knows where this evil government or resistance group is or whether dragons are real but they let them do their own thing because they're scared it'll make them a side-anatagonist that's an assistant of the Supreme Leader that gets killed halfway through the story, a common execution method.

It's current biggest ideological obstacle however is figuring out how to escape a love triangle between a loving clingy nerd and a masculine guy with huge muscles that likes to show off. This has been an issue of national importance for many years.

It really likes the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki.

How to Draw

Flag of Ismism

The design can be found in this Grej video:

1. Draw a ball,
2. Fill the ball with black,
3. Draw a dark turquoise 'V' coming from the bottom-middle,
4. Draw, across the entire top-left section of the ball, a full rainbow (Clockwise: Purple, dark blue, green, light green, yellow, orange and red ),
5. Draw a white circle in the centre,
6. Inside the circle, draw a black Star of David, with a spergstika in the centre of it,
7. In the top-right section, draw a grey cresent moon and star,
8. In the bottom-right section, draw a blue (almost complete) circle, with a blue 'h+' inside of it,
9. Draw in the eyes and, after too many steps, you're done!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Black	#141414	20, 20, 20
	Turquoise	#2FB28F	47, 178, 143
	Purple	#9D00FF	157, 0, 255
	Dark Blue	#002EFF	0, 46, 255
	Green	#007716	0, 119, 22
	Light Green	#01FF33	1, 255, 51
	Yellow	#FFFF00	255, 255, 0
	Orange	#FF6E00	255, 110, 0
	Red	#FF0300	255, 3, 0
	White	#FFFFFF	255, 255, 255
	Grey	#CECECE	206, 206, 206
	Blue	#166796	22, 103, 150

Props

Ismism can also have a variety of props, such as:

• A brown cross on the bottom right,
• A sickle on the top left,
  1. Draw a brown handle.
  2. Draw a grey reverse C shape on the top.
• A weird crown on the top with a torch,
  1. Draw a standard, gold crown.
  2. Draw a gold rabbit on top.
  3. Draw a lit torch on its back.
• Transgender flag on the top right.
  1. Draw a brown cross.
  2. On that stick, draw a white flag
  3. On the top and bottom, draw a cyan line.
  4. On the top cyan, draw a pink line under it.
  5. On the bottom cyan, draw a pink line above it.

Relationships

Friends

• Anti-Centrism - Homoconfederate Left-Rothbardianism? Based (on your flag).
• Anti-Realism - Made me realize I don't need to constrict myself to the compass.
• Satirism - Dad!
• Kakistocracy - Best ruler.
• Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - The most based form of socialism.
• Fully Automated Gay Space Communism - Another based form of socialism.
• Marxism-Leninism-Rothbardianism - You also make a compelling case.
• Anarcho-Totalitarianism - More contradictions means more based.
• Yan Xishan Thought - "a comprehensive system of belief that embodied the best features of militarism, nationalism, anarchism, democracy, capitalism, communism, individualism, imperialism, universalism, paternalism and utopianism"? Based.
• Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era - You have a long name, and your ideology is Chinese Conservative Ethnonazcapcom Statecap Irridentism, both are based.
• Francisco Macías Nguema Thought - Kakistocratic Black-Nationalist Cultist Primitivist Marxism-Hitlerism? BASED!!!!
• Almost all Polcompball Anarchy Wiki ideologies, especially self-inserts.

Frenemies

• Marxism–Leninism - You're getting there, but why not be more like him?
• Maoism-Third Worldism - Same to you
• Radical Centrism - Grocery shop from the compass? Based! But why don't you take a step even further?
• Panarchism - All -archy? How about all -ism?
• Huh Kyung-young Thought - Social Corporatist World Federal Government under an Esoteric Constitutional Monarch? What can I say but based? Just have a longer name.
• Proutism - Hinduist Neo-Humanist Global Libertarian Market Eco-Socialism? Based, but like above, your name is too short.
• Juche - Totalitarian Black-Markets Isolationist Monarcho-Nazbol with Necrocratic Cultist and State Atheist characteristics is kinda based but your name is too short.
• Kogosianism - Traditional Catholic Revolutionary Bolsonarist Black-Markets Anarcho-Monarchism under a Neo-Feudal Crusader State? I consider you truly based, but then again, your name is short.

Enemies

• Every simple ideology.
• Moderatism - Boring...
• Apoliticism - Even more boring...
• Mediocracy - Also boring...
• Radical Apoliticism - Noooo!!! Don't kill the funny political ideologies!!!

Further Information

• -ism

Online Communities

• Polcompball Anarchy Wiki
• r/polcompballanarchy
• r/newwackyideologies

Gallery

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  By User:Muddy Mudkipz

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  Cracycracy

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  Archyarchy

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  Thought Thought