Primalism

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Fictional Ideology
"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

"Humanity is a moral disaster. There would have been much less destruction had we never evolved. The fewer humans there are in the future, the less destruction there will still be."

"Woof!"

Primalism, also called Feralism or Animalism, is an Off-Compass primitivist ideology that believes in the devolution of humanity into a more animalistic state.

Primalism is so against human life that any sign of evolutionary development past base survive-or-die animal instinct is considered evil and must be punished.

Primalism could be considered the off-compass extreme form of Anarcho-Primitivism, except taken even further to disassemble society down to primal instincts. They believe that the best path for humanity is backward, evolutionarily speaking.

Types

Types of Primalism are dependent on animal species. A lot of animals will have different versions of Primalism depending on their behaviors, for example, Wolves are collectivist and protectionist, cats are individualist, and so on.

Personality and Behavior

Because of its backward evolutionary development, Primalism cannot speak and can only make vague snuffling sounds or other animal noises (depending on the species) that might be translated into readable words. Because of this, Primalism is often used to represent the idea of non-human animals in Polcompball.

Primalism's eyes are green as they possess reptilian night vision, and because they are generally feral.Primalism acts instinctively, seeking to ensure its survival and satisfy its simple life needs

How to Draw

Flag of Primalism
  • Draw a ball,
  • Fill it with dark, but not pure, black,
  • Draw three downward arrows, the top and bottom in green and the middle one in white,
  • Draw two somewhat small eyes, color them in feral green and you're done!
Color NameHEXRGB
 Black#202020rgb(32, 32, 32)
 Green#22B14Crgb(34, 177, 76)
 White#FFFFFFrgb(255, 255, 255)
 Feral Green#67E16Argb(103, 225, 106)


Relationships

Prrr… (Friends)

Grrr… (Frenemies)

  • Anarcho-Primitivism - *going hunting* prrrrr... *sees idol of sun god and spear* GRRRR...
  • Social Darwinism - *enjoys hunting* *keeps looking at my flesh and wanting to eat it*
  • Tribalism - ORRRGG, GAAAHR!
  • Post-Humanism - *Sees dead human* Prrr... *Tries to eat robot and breaks teeth* ARGH!
  • Archeofuturism - AAAAAAAAAAG!!! AAAAAAAAG!!! *too confused*
  • Pagan Theocracy - *gets worshipped* Prrr... urg? AAAAAAAA– *gets throat slit in ritual*

AAAAAAAAG (Enemies)

  • Transhumanism - *sees human using technology* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
  • Humanism - *sees human* GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
  • Reactionaryism - Urg? URGGGGG! *way too advanced*
  • Industrialism - *sees meat factory* GRRRRRRRRRRR!!
  • Esoteric Fascism - *sees flying UFO* Urg?… AAAAAAAAG…*scared monkey noises*
  • Climate Skepticism - *senses heat from forest fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *panic*
  • Agrarianism - *smells the slaughterhouse* GRRRRRR!
  • State Liberalism - *sees rampant individualistic growth* screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
  • Scientific Soulism - *sees holographic avatar* Urg?... AAAAAAAA...*scared to death*
  • Crusadism - NEIGHHHHHHhhhh *collapses from heat exhaustion and the weight of the crusader and dies*
  • Theodemocracy - GRRRRR! (Stop calling me curelom and cumom)
  • Every other ideology - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! AAAAAGH AAAAGH AAAAGH *enraged monkey noises*

Citations

Further Information

Wikipedia

Literature

Communities

  • r/ape (Disclaimer: this isn't a rape subreddit, this is a subreddit where people pretend to be apes and monkeys)
  • r/monke Similar to r/ape but with more Anarcho-Primitivism in it.

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