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"Democracy means that if this man, you, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution."

Korwinism is a libertarian, monarchist, economically and culturally far-right Polish ideology based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been part of. He can be most easily described as " Minarcho-Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for. Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable," which usually makes progressives have a mental breakdown; even other LibRights look weirdly at him.

Some of these policies include: rebuilding the culture and traditions of Latin civilization, implementation of the eternal human aspirations for freedom, respect for private property, decreasing the overall role of the state, strengthening the role of the family and creating favorable conditions for its development, etc.

This ideology is mainly represented by the Coalition for the Renewal of the Republic or simply Korwinist party, a mainly paleolibertarian and minarchist party, with anarcho-capitalist and monarchist factions within.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms and behavior reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke:

  • He loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of;
  • is arrogant, does despise the majority; at the same time, is polite and cultural towards everyone;
  • is a horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same);
  • is a right-wing equivalent of Italian Left Communism's purism: believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, whereas he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers;
  • compares every opponent to Nazism and likes mentioning Hitler, in general;
  • sometimes unexpectedly says something weird/bizarre about women, disabled people, or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behavior known as the "1% protocol").

History

Korwin in the Polish People's Republic

Until the age of 9, Korwin was a Socialist passively accepting of what the PRL Regime told him. He even had the portraits of Mao and Stalin in his room, but he eventually heard in the news that Tito had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that Yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.

Korwin in his adulthood became involved in politics, writing several underground publications and joining the D*mocratic[10] Front (A state-approved opposition party) and later becoming an advisor to the Solidarity Trade Union. He was generally the most right-wing person in the opposition, criticizing Solidarity leaders for pushing for a mixed market-and-planned economy which would preserve Socialism instead of scrapping the system entirely in favour of a Laissez-Faire society.

Korwin early on

The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of Conservatives , Market liberals, Agrarians and Nationalists. It initially found success due to the First Sejm's lack of strict entry requirements, but the Sejm has eventually established them and the party could not secure enough votes to get in or to secure public funding. Eventually causing Korwin to leave it.

After this moment, Korwin took it upon himself to partake in as much events as possible. Partaking in every single Polish election including Presidential, Parliamentary, European and Local[11]; he also rarely refused an interview or a title.

Korwin's rise to fame (and infamy)

Korwin's time struck with the popularization of the Internet in the mid-2000s, where his views and behavior became very memeable, especially his debates with leftists which were re-uploaded on YouTube with titles like "Janusz Korwin-Mikke COMPLETELY MASSACRES a leftist".

Due to the fact that the type of people to use the internet at the time was primarily young College and University students, they became the primary fanbase and voter base of his. Because at the time it was fashionable for these students to have rather long hair that was tied in a ponytail the terms "ponytail" ("kuc"[12] became the term for all followers of Korwinism, even if they are bald.

During this time he was crowned "Poland's biggest chauvinist" which he wore as a badge of honor.

Korwin also turned out to be the Cyborg that is powered by nothing but Sugar[13].

Korwin goes international

In 2014 Korwin under the party "Congress of the New Right" has managed to garner enough support to join the European Parliament, he used this opportunity to cause as much chaos as possible in the institution because as Korwin said "You can basically do nothing of importance in the Europarliament."

His plan to cause as much chaos as possible in the Europarliament has worked, although out of all the statements he made that foreign media could stick to was his statement that the gender wage gap was justified since on average women were smaller, weaker and less intelligent than men on average.

The return of the king

In 2019, under a Fourth party (Wolność) Korwin started a coalition with several other dissenter right parties and politicians called "Konfederacja" (Polish for "Confederation"). After a brief reshuffling the coalition ended up being Wolność, The National Movement and Confederation of the Crown of Poland with minor members like the Driver's Party.

After failing to get into the European parliament again, the coalition participated in the Parliamentary elections. Which were successful, resulting in Korwin and his movement getting into parliament the first time in 25 years.

In order to protest the various integration of the European Union he made a nazi salute, while making a speach as MEP, comparing levels of bureaucratization and unification of EU to the one of Third Reich. He also criticized the European Union by comparing it to China, considering that the former is much more anti-market, therefore more authoritarian, than latter.

After Korwin

After Janusz Korwin-Mikke retired in 2022, he was replaced by Sławomir Mentzen. It changed its name from "KORWiN" to Nowa Nadzieja. During run for X cadency of Sejm, which ended on October 15, 2023, Mentzen had betrayed Korwin. During the campaign Korwin was hidden by Konfederacja's election staff only to be later falsely blaimed for low percentage of votes for Konfederacja[14].

Korwin's reaction to this betrayal was to disassociate from Konfederacja and foundation of a new KORWiN party.

Foundations

The Korwinist movement is distinguished by a certain set of Features.

Libertarian beliefs

The unifying element within Korwinist movements is the belief in Laissez-Faire economics and that taxes should be as low as possible. This belief leads also to the belief that the government should be left to do as small of an amount of functions as effectively possible. As such, they demand the annulment of corporate tax and income tax, along with lowering the VAT to the legal amount demanded by the European Union. This comes along with privatising all state-owned enterprise, including the education system and hospitals.

Korwin and his parties are also in favor of liberalisation of gun laws, believing it to be the best way to stop terrorists. Furthermore, they believe that if every second Jew in the 1930's and 40's have had a gun, the Holocaust wouldn't have happened, also, despite his cultural beliefs, they're in favour of the legalisation of all drugs alongside prostitution. Korwin himself also believes in the legalisation of child pornography, as long as it's created and shared digitally, with no real children involved.

Traditionalist Beliefs

Some beliefs include:

  • The wage gap is generally justified as the average woman is smaller, weaker and less intelligent than the average man (note: the "average" is to be stressed).[15].
  • Men should often ignore a partner who said no to sex, as women usually pretend that they don’t want [sex].
  • When it comes to rape crime, men should not be convicted unless there were two witnesses to the crime.
  • Opposition to the LGBT movement, same sex marriage and adoption.
  • Opposition to abortion with almost no exceptions.
  • The belief in the restoration of values of the Latin Civilization[16].

Anti-Democratic beliefs

The movement is generally opposed to Democracy, with Korwin calling it "The dumbest system of government" as "Two local Żuls[17] have more voice in how things are ran than an expert", and also "During a war, you need a dictator to rule a country". Most Korwinists favor a form of Semi-Constitutional Monarchy instead.

Variants

Orthodox Korwinism

Orthodox Korwinism is a ideology based strictly on believes of Janusz Korwin-Mikke in every detail without slightest deviation, changing only and when Korwin's opinion changes as well, twisting it a into alleged cult of personality by leftoids its enemies. Supporters of this variant makes now vast majority of members and supporters of KORWiN Party, being openly Anti-Mentzenist therefore in direct opposition toward Konfederacja, especially Nowa Nadzieja.

But sometimes, because of unspecified, evidenceless or memed into oblivion opinions or alleged opinions of JKM, there are created versions of so called "orthodoxies" that are more memeish in their nature, like, just to mention few of the examples:

MetaKorwinism

MetaKorwinism (or Esoteric Korwinism) is subideology of Korwinism, displayed by Korwinwelle/Korwinwave (Facebook and X account). MetaKorwinism propagates cult of personality around Chairman Korwin ("If the Chairman's controversial statements cause a drop in support, so much the worse for support."), thus seeing Mentzen as "Judas', who betrayed Korwin to gain support from normies. Denouncing "march towards the centre", Korwinwave advocates for synthesis between Korwin's ideas and the "Evolain anarchism" [18], therefore it can be viewed as yet another branch of more memeish, twisted with personal tendencies of Korwinwave's authors, but well-defined, version of Orthodox Korwinism.

Ideas propagated by TGTF and zara (authors of Korwinwave) include:

  • Alcoholism, because "There's no traditionalism without alcoholism (...)"
  • Sławomir "Iscariot" Mentzen being traitor with Asperger syndrome[19][20], controlled by Przemysław Wipler - Machiavellian centrist and crypto-leftist.
  • Strong critique of Confederation party as being dominated by New Hope party. Viewing National Movement as formerly "based" party, but now unable to oppose Mentzen. Korwinwave's strongly supportive of Grzegorz Braun and his party, seeing it as last hope for these Korwinists who still prefer to support Confederation. Criticizing Mentzen while still supporting Confederation is referred as "moderate Confo-loyalism".
  • Being an Incel is okay....
  • ...but having Goth girlfriend with borderline syndrome is dream of every true Korwinist!
  • Ż-nation[21] is building secret bunkers and is responsible for mental illnesses of Goth girls. Said nation is also responsible for TGTF not having girlfriend.
  • Top 5 countries with the most freedoms are:
    • 1. Russia - "Warrior in the name of freedom."
    • Honorable mention - Belarus
    • 2. North Korea - "Freedom from k-pop." (Korwinwave also awarded Kim Jon Un with title of "Man of Freedom 2024")
    • 3. China - "Freedom's victory on Tiananmen square."
    • 4. Iran - "Freedom from Secularism."
    • 5. Turkmenistan - "Freedom from sodomy."
  • Ideas of Julius Evola, Murray Rothbard and Janusz Korwin-Mikke not only can, but should be synthesized.
  • MetaKorwinists are "elitist human capital" and proudly declare themselves to be neoliberal aristocracy .
  • Polonorealism, as supporting individual freedom from the sovereignty of the nation[22].
  • Stating that Janusz Korwin-Mikke was defeated in 2023 by Karina Bosak because nationalists arrived to "obwarzanek"[23] to vote for her. This narrative is unofficially known as "Obwarzanek Myth" and TGTF states that "Obwarzanek crime will become the Munich Putsch of korwinist revolution."


Additionally, authors of Korwinwave refer to themselves as "edgy right", support destruction of Warsaw and giving Wrocław to Germany (even threating to launch an invasion if Germany disagrees).

Wolnościowcy Movement

Wolnościowcy (ang. Freedomites, Liberalists, Liberals or Libertarians) Party has been created in 2022 by three former KORWiN members Artur Dziambor, Jakub Kulesza and Dobromir Sośnierz, later known as the Betrayers or, more famously, the Snakes.

The initial reason for founding the party was Janusz Korwin-Mikke's statements regarding the Ukrainian-Russian war, especially the initial media reports on the incident on the Ukrainian Snake Island, hence the term the Snakes, but as it is known today, JKM was right to not believe in media propaganda.

Later they had been changing their reasoning drastically, from fears of Sławomir Mentzen taking over the party, through claims of frauded results of the presidential primaries in Confederation, ending at stories about alleged bias toward them. During the short history of this party in Confederation structures, their members did everything to provide a pretext for further separations, such as slandering coalition partners, black marketing or media protests against coalition decisions. This led to the expulsion of the leader of the Wolnościowcy Party, Artur Dziambor, resulting in the withdrawal of the entire party from the Confederation.

The only thing that distinguished the Wolnościowcy Party from the KORWiN Party was their alleged support for direct democracy.

After a later lack of political successes and conflicts of interest between the founders, the party's dissolution was announced in 2024.

The following ideologies can be distinguished from the three founders:

Dziamborism

He later joined PSL-led Polish Coalition and then ran for Sejm from Third Way list. Dziambor didn't get re-elected, later also failing to get seat in European parliament.

Kuleszism

He didn't take part in 2024 parliamentary election and retired from politics.

Sośnierzism

He later returned to Confederation parliamentary club. Sośnierz also ran for European parliament from party's list, while formally still being member of Wolnościowcy party (which joined Third Way coalition). After failing to get seat in European parliament and his party being dissolved, Sośnierz rejoined New Hope.

Homokorwinism

Homokorwinism is an ideology based on Facebook group

It supports privatisation of marriage as well as LGBT adoption. Homokorwinists oppose statism, SJW and the Left.

Mentzenism

Mentzenism (also known as Mentzenism-Wiplerism, Memcenism, Neo-Korwinism or XD Philosophy) is an ideology of Sławomir Mentzen, an alleged acolyte of Janusz Korwin-Mikke who inherited ex-KORWiN Party, now known as New Hope (pol. Nowa Nadzieja).

On October 15, 2022, Sławomir Mentzen became the leader of the KORWIN party, changing its name to New Hope (pol. Nowa Nadzieja). His main postulate is low and simple taxes.

Once Mentzen introduced "the Five of the Confederation" where he said that they are against:

  • gays
  • Jews
  • abortion
  • the European Union
  • taxes

Currently, Sławomir denies these words and claims that it was just a joke, making a complete full out of himself and his whole party. New Hope supports the presidential system, voluntary ZUS for entrepreneurs and the abolition of PIT and CIT taxes. After kicking out Korwin from New Hope, he fully embraced being a puppet of his former master Przemysław Wipler as now they continue infamous " March to the Center" by deradicalization of the whole movement and party.

How to Draw

Korwinism's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's most famous party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) as well as newly created KORWiN party is accepted too.

New KORWiN design

Flag of Korwinism (KORWiN design)
  1. Draw a ball
  2. Fill the ball with a dark shade of violet
  3. Draw a Closed Crown with half pale gold and half gold (optionally upside down as a reference to Polandball being upside down)
  4. Add eyes and a crimson bow tie

And you're done!

Color NameHEXRGB
 Gold#F1C100rgb(241, 193, 0)
 Pale Gold#FFF5B0rgb(255, 245, 176)
 Dark Violet#110229rgb(17, 2, 41)
 Crimson#DC143Crgb(220, 20, 60)


Wolność design

Flag of Korwinism (Wolność design)
  1. Draw a ball
  2. Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
  3. Draw a Crown with gold (optionally upside down as a reference to Polandball being upside down)
  4. Add eyes and a crimson bow tie

And you're done!

Color NameHEXRGB
 Gold#FFCB08rgb(255, 203, 8)
 Dark Blue#093253rgb(9, 50, 83)
 Crimson#DC143Crgb(220, 20, 60)


UPR design

Flag of Korwinism (UPR design)
  1. Draw a ball
  2. Fill it black
  3. Make a white cross
  4. Inside the white cross, put a blue cross
  5. Add eyes and a crimson bow tie

And you're done! The meaning of the flag is as follows: The form of a Saint George's flag represent struggle, with Blue representing Faith, White representing Purity and Black representing Liberty. Or in simpler terms the flag represents "The Struggle for Faith, Purity and Liberty".

Color NameHEXRGB
 Black#191919rgb(25, 25, 25)
 White#FFFFFFrgb(255, 255, 255)
 Blue#0090D5rgb(0, 144, 213)
 Crimson#DC143Crgb(220, 20, 60)


Relationships

Krools

Frenemies

  • Conservative Liberalism - I like you and I even call myself a Conservative Liberal[26] but your too soft and disagree with me on alot of things.
  • National Movement - Once my ally and compatriot, he had fought on my side in order to make Poland great again, shame that the nationalists have some kind of nail stuck in their brain.
  • Confederationism - The student has betrayed the master...
  • Classical Liberalism - Too moderate, too *phew* d***cratic.
  • Libertarian Conservatism - Ok, but still too moderate.
  • Pink Capitalism - Economically wise, culturally degenerate.
  • Pinochetism - Too statist, but I absolutely love how you deal with commies.
  • National Conservatism - No libertarian, but perfect otherwise.
  • Fujimorism - Peruvian version of above.
  • Green Libertarianism & Eco-Capitalism - They seriously believe in this global warming scam? What are you, Wiechovah's Witnesses?[27]
  • Classical Conservatism - Economically a bit too statist and socialist for my liking but your cultural views are pretty based.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Anarchy would fall quickly, creating oppressive warlord states and Kulesza is a Brutus.
  • Anarcho-Conservatism - Like the above but less capitalist and more conservative.
  • Libertarianism - Not as utopian as Ancap but you are too moderate and *phew* d***cratic, and some of you are MUCH too progressive.
  • Jihadism - ISIS and Taliban are still better than the EU. Also, Nice job not letting Women and LGBT people have rights.
  • Dengism - I have been writing about China for over 30 years. Since the reforms of the late Deng Xiaoping – with growing admiration. After having visited China, I realized that even my latest articles were about two years belated. Today, China has definitely outrun the EU. Nice job with the response towards Tiananmen protests. Unfortunately, Xi Jinping is wasting Deng Xiaoping's legacy.
  • Neoreactionaryism - Has some good ideas, but overall weird even for me.
  • Nationalism - Depends on the type of nationalism. But most of you still have nail stuck in brain.
  • Reactionary Socialism - You confuse me.
  • Neoliberalism - Margaret Thatcher was a heroine! However nowadays you're too progressive and cringe. Shame.
  • Technocracy - Sure, better than *phew* d***cracy but still too statist and socialistic.
  • Alt-Right - Says stuff that is drastic even by me.
  • Lesquenism - Very based, but why you're so f*cking *phew* d***cratic?
  • Larsonism - Similar to , also way too nazi racist but your other views are just as great as my own.
  • Avaritionism - Another Ancap... Wait you are the guy who loves violence and agrees with me about some questions? 50/50.
  • Authoritarian Capitalism - Love the capitalism part, not authoritarian. Your too close to china (commies *phew*).
  • Conservatism - The Traditional Gender Laws and normal marriage shall be embraced! Won't you be mad that I have 2 families?

W****s and Thieves

  • Everybody to the left of Leszek Balcerowicz.
  • Polish Gang of Four - Band of W****s and Thieves, ruling over Poland by order of General Kiszczak, pretending to be different from each other, but still leading to the same point, EuroSocialism.
    • Paternalistic Conservatism ( PiS) - You promise 500 monies, yet you take 1000 monies[28] and you are nothing more than criminal organization.
    • Christian Socialism - Literally PiS.
    • Conservative Socialism - How can you be conservative and socialist? Your whole ideology is about putting power in the hands of those who don't deserve it, just like PiS. At least you're just a bit less cringe than most other socialists.
    • Social Capitalism ( PO) - In past I thought you could be quite rational, despite your adoration of d***cracy and strange decisions of your party, now you are nothing more than EuroFederastic scum!
    • *phew* D***cratic Socialism ( Razem) - Socialism + *phew* d***cracy, what a nightmare! Almost like them.
    • Social *phew* D***cracy ( Lewica) - The same guy again. This time literally them.
    • Progressivism - It's quite amusing to see you in mental breakdown during debates with me, especially, that them becoming so much like you.
    • Agrarianism ( PSL) - Whoever wins, you see in them a comrade (with one exception). And you can keep that traitor.
  • Mentzenism - "Much to my disappointment Mentzen turned out to be a wimp and a traitor, he renounced his postulates. (...) The traitor must be destroyed!"[29]
  • Keynesian School - We are not for making shoes so shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can have shoes.
  • Marxism–Leninism - Fucking commie scum!
  • Nazism - Fucking leftists and almost as bad as Succdem! But there's no evidence that Hitler knew about the Holocaust.
  • Feminism - You are weaker, you are smaller and you are less inteligent, so you must earn less! That's all!
  • Marxist Feminism - The above but somehow worse.
  • Liberal Feminism - Rape culture? Well yes, there is an element of rape in every sexual intercourse. Problem?
  • Civil Libertarianism - See, I do advocate the legalisation of marijuana, sex work and child pornography, but you're too progressive. And why the disgusted look? You wanna debate me?
  • Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism - Same as above, but somehow even more disgusting, bunch of PedoLibtards, who got beaten up during the Pervert Pride March. You have got what you deserved!
  • National Bolshevism - Your whole ideology sounds like the EU.
  • State Liberalism - You ARE the EU!
  • Eurocommunism - This is what the EU wants!
  • European Federalism - LITERALLY NAZIS! Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Ticket!
  • Third Way - Like he's actually going to lower taxes and embrace economical liberalism...
  • Kleptocracy - "Beat wh***s and thiefes!"
  • Corporatocracy - Lemon Socialism.
  • Democracy - The stupidest form of government.
  • Environmentalism - Leftists acting against nature! Global warming is good for nature as flora needs sunlight, heat and CO2 to grow.
  • Deep Ecology & Radical Environmentalism - Fortunately, there are still places available in lunatic asylums for psychos like you. Treatment with COLD showers should be effective!

Further Information

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References

  1. "Just like the Teutoburg Forest once did, the Podlasie forests will swallow the invaders of f[a]ustian Evrope."
    TGTF
  2. I vote for Confederation because of Chairman's controversial statements - for fight for good name of Adolf Hitler, for legalisation of soft pedophilia (...)
    Source: Mędrców Syjonu #10 feat. Korwinwave and Bogna on Nowe Średniowiecze
  3. "Polonorealism is inseparable part of Metakorwinism"
  4. [1], Polish Youtube.
  5. In 2023 Dziambor joined Polish Coalition. One year later, after colition became part of the government, he became Director of Marketing and Communication Department in company managing Port of Gdynia.
  6. He's most famous for first stating he will vote for same-sex civil unions, then changing his mind and stating his earlier statement has been misinterpreted.
  7. He's known for getting drank and siting in the middle of street.
  8. He's rumoured to be 44 year old Ukrainian
  9. Korwin is a member.
  10. It is a common joke within Korwinist circles to censor the term "Democracy".
  11. With the exception of the 2020 Polish Presidential Election, as he lost Konfederacja's primary elections.
  12. word for "Pony" (animal) and "Ponytail" (hairstyle) are the same.
  13. [2], Polish Youtube.
  14. Results of Parliamentary elections in Poland in 2023
  15. Korwin claimed that his statement has been misinterpreted, as bere he is referring to the wage differences in a free-market economy by taking an example of the differences between salaries of a tall basketball player and a short basketball player, with the taller player getting paid more
  16. The "Latin Civilization" is one of the seven civilizations distinguished by Polish historian Feliks Koneczny, with it's roots in Ancient Greek philosophy, ancient Roman law and the Christian faith. The term essentially has the same meaning as the "Western Civilization". "The Plurality of Civilizations", by Feliks Koneczny.
  17. Pejorative term commonly used in Poland for homeless alcoholics.
  18. "The State died, The State is dead - p0les have killed it. Let the solar banner of Freedom (i.e. Korwin Party) hang above us."
    "Sorry, but patriotism officially started to mean that you want to build some large airports to protect uncontrolled flow of bomalians [Somalians] against Putin. Ideology for gulls. Time to rise up black-gold banner of evolian anarchism."
  19. Mentzen admitted to having Asperger syndrome and being diagnosed in his thirties after talk with his true master Przemysław Wipler. https://www.youtube.com/live/iW_IV5aIC7s?si=rw6vwT-Hlp25rGnZ&t=370
  20. Mentzen's explanation in topic of his Autism/Asperger syndrome was so odd that it becamed meme utilised by MemeLord Seb Ross (look to: Notable People) https://youtu.be/_YUp9pUyvf8?si=gvel2SMUptcvEA-K
  21. "Ż" is first letter of "Żydzi", meaning Jews in Polish.
  22. The problem with sovereignty is that the pOles are morons - genetically. The elite capital of the Polish-people is limited to 3 people who survived the Targowica hunt and their descendants. That is why I am a freedomer. I support freedom from the sovereignty of the nation.
  23. Common name for towns and villages surrounding Warsaw.
  24. "Ludzie marzą o pieniądzach."
  25. "Here we see the far-right Polish politician Janusz", r/Europe, Reddit.com.
  26. https://korwin.com.pl/
  27. A term for ecologists who follow the ideas of Jakub Wiech.
  28. In reference to the "500+ program", instituted by the Law and Justice party.
  29. "KORWIN-MIKKE ROZPRAWIA SIĘ Z KONFEDERACJĄ. UDERZA W MENTZENA"


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