Dead Centrism

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Fictional Ideology

"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

This article is about the mascot of the subreddit and the strawman of Centrism. For other uses, see Centrism.

Dead Centrism
"Half and half. That's good."
Basic Information
Aliases	True Centrism The Center Center Centered Moderatism on Steroids Absolute Centrism Unenlightened Centrism Radical Centrism (erroneously) Golden Mean Fallacy Strawmen of Moderatism/Centrism Useful idiots of the Right (by leftists) Centrist Necrocracy Dark Centrism
Alignment(s)	Fictional Ideologies  Centrists
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Moderatism
Character Information
Likes	The Middle
Dislikes	Anything not in the middle
Song	Having a song would be straying too far from the center.

Dead Centrism is a ball inhabiting the exact center of the political compass and is the mascot of Polcompball. They believe the best solution to all problems is an exact compromise between two sides.

They are also the only Polcompball who can accurately and fairly pinpoint any other polcompball on a political compass, as they have no bias like the others.

Personality and Behaviour

Dead Centrism has only half a personality, and their (half) personality is just indifference. Don't talk to them or you'll be (half) bored to death. They always make a perfect compromise. Because of this, they tend to advocate things that are considered very extreme and wacky for a centrist, like gassing half the Jews as a compromise between gassing no Jews and gassing all of them. They tend to hang out with horseshoe centrism.

How to Draw

The flag of Dead Centrism is based on the political compass.

Flag of Dead Centrism

1. Draw a ball,
2. Split the ball into four separate quadrants with black lines,
3. Fill in the quadrants clockwise starting at the top left in the following order: pale red, pale blue, pale yellow and pale green,
4. Draw a dark red circle in the middle of the four quadrants,
5. Add the tilted eyes and you're done!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Pale Red	#FABCBC	250, 188, 188
	Pale Blue	#96D4FA	150, 212, 250
	Pale Green	#C8FABC	200, 250, 188
	Pale Yellow	#FAFAAF	250, 250, 175
	Dark Red	#FA1925	250, 25, 37

Relations

Friends

Friends and enemies would be too extremist.

Neutral

• Everyone

Enemies

Friends and enemies would be too extremist.

Further Information

Articles

• What is Centrist/Centrism

Literature

• The Centrist Manifesto by Charles Wheelan

Online Groups

• r/dirtbagcenter

Wikipedia

• Golden Mean Fallacy

Gallery

Portraits

• 

  Site logo!

• 

  ‘‘"Dead" Centrism’’

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  Dead Centrismball

• 

  Main Wiki logo!

• 

  Sketch by Zedro

Comics and Artwork

• 

  "be neutral"

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  "Not a Robot" By u/Not-A-Robot-2000, Source

• 

  "Imperialism makes a pizza" by u/AFellowReptile, Source

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  "Sad Horseshoe" by u/oRange_PCB, Source