Pinochetism
"Don't forget that in the history of the world, there was a plebiscite, in which Christ and Barabbas were being judged, and the people chose Barabbas."
Pinochetism is an ideology based on the politics of General Augusto Pinochet. Being highly authoritarian, culturally
right-leaning, and economically
right-wing (strongly inspired by the economic beliefs of the
Chicago School), it heavily opposes any kind of
economic leftism (especially
Communism) aswell as the people who believe in those kinds of ideologies.
History
Augusto José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte was born on November 25, 1915, in Valparaíso, a sea port and the capital of the region with the same name, the son of Augusto Pinochet Vera and Avelina Ugarte Martinez. His father was descended from a Breton immigrant, and his mother was of Basque heritage. He joined the army in September 1937

On 11 September 1973, the combined Chilean Armed Forces, (the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Carabineros) overthrew Allende's government in a coup with help of the US through the Operation Condor, during which the presidential palace, La Moneda, was shelled and most likely where Allende was said to have committed suicide. While the military claimed that he had committed suicide, controversy surrounded Allende's death, with many claiming that he had been assassinated. (such a theory was discarded by the Chilean Supreme Court in 2014).
In his memoirs, Pinochet said that he was the leading plotter of the coup and had used his position as commander-in-chief of the Army to coordinate a far-reaching scheme with the other two branches of the military and the national police. In later years, however, high military officials from the time have said that Pinochet reluctantly became involved only a few days before the coup was scheduled to occur, and followed the lead of the other branches (especially the Navy, under Merino) as they executed the coup.
Although Pinochet was, among other things, very authoritarian, autocratic, and anti-communist, most scholars say that Pinochet does not fit under the classic definition of Fascism due to his support for
Neoliberalism and relative lack of
Ultranationalism.
Beliefs
w.i.p.
Personality
He likes 🚁 helicopters, flying them, and dropping
Communists
out of them. Hangs out with
Authoritarian Capitalism and
Neoliberalism, and sometimes with
National Capitalism.
How to Draw
The design of Pinochetism is simply a Chilean flag, as Augusto Pinochet ruled Chile, but using a helicopter in place of a star, to represent the Death Flights.
- Draw a ball with eyes.
- Draw a horizontal red line through the middle of the ball.
- Fill the space underneath with red.
- Draw a blue line perpendicular to the red line, going up to the top of the ball.
- Fill the space to the left of the line in blue.
- Draw a 🚁 helicopter in the blue space
- (Optional) draw the hat of Augusto Pinochet
- Draw a grey brim for the hat, and on the brim an olive branch pattern on it in gold
- Above the brim draw a vaguely quadrilateral top
- Between the brim and the top of the hat draw a golden rope
- On the top draw a red oval
- On the oval draw 2 arches of the golden color which are connected
- Between the aches draw a white star.
Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
---|---|---|---|
Blue | #0039A6 | rgb(0, 57, 166) | |
Red | #D52B1E | rgb(213, 43, 30) | |
White | #FFFFFF | rgb(255, 255, 255) |
Relationships
Copilotos (Co-pilots)
Neoconservatism - Based.
Reagan and
Thatcher are the best partners one can possibly acquire.
But why did you betray me by allowing me to be imprisoned in 1991?Integralism - Catholic Social Thought is an amazing philosophy, and Pope Pius XI's encyclical against atheistic communism is deeply inspiring to me.
Park Chung Hee Thought and
Chun Doo-hwan Thought - Really based trading partners and staunch allies against the Red Menace. You guys are the TRUE Korea.
Francoism - Merino liked you a lot, and I attended your funeral to pay homage to your legacy.
Authoritarian Capitalism - Best father a son could ever ask for.
Neo-Libertarianism - We met as mutually avid enthusiasts of military parades.
Kahanism - An Israeli admirer of mine.
Capitalism - Socialism is caca, yes.
Dengism - The only commie I like, but then again, does he count as one?
Chicago School - My chief policy advisor and the architect of the Chilean Miracle.
Alt-Lite and
Reactionary Liberalism - ¡Morir luchando, marxistas ni cagando!
Hayekism - I appreciate your endorsement of my regime and your ideas intrigue me.
Neoliberalism - I like your economics
but you're a filthy backstabber.SSPX - You called me a man of justice and order.
Pasajeros (Passengers)
Suhartoism - Pretty much my Indonesian variant, and great pal in the struggle against communism. You do go a little far though and... Oh wait, what the fuck? Ethnic cleansings?!...
National Capitalism - My longtime supporter, we are really similar but still not quite the same. The
Colonia Dignidad was a great help indeed. However, my neoliberal allies loathe you for your sheltering of Nazi war criminals even though I did it too. Oh, and fuck
Videla.
National Conservatism - We're similar in several ways and I utilized your ideas to design my social policies. My neoliberal economics land me firmly on the side of multinational, globalist corporations, though.
CEPALism - The corruption and inefficiency that is the ISI model only hinders our potential.
State Liberalism - A dictatorial neoliberal like me, but you take it too far. Also, stop begging for female pilots.
Fordism - Same as above, but even more extreme.
Anarcho-Capitalism - Stop denying it, you know you love me.
Neoreactionaryism - We have a lot in common, but you are very strange.
Alt-Right - Even though many of you are big admirers and supporters of mine, I think you are too unhinged, degenerate, and racist.
Christian Democracy - You too threw corn to the barracks, stop attempting to distance yourself from me. Aylwin knew what was going on.
Liberal Feminism - No, for the last time, I'm not going to hire female pilots! My male ones seem to be doing their job right.
Putinism - Thank you for praising me[3][4]. Preventing commie filth from winning elections and jailing your country's oligarchs during instability periods is based, but you really should end your support for
them. And also your westophobia, rejection of neoliberalism and sympathies for
him really suck. And also Gonzalo Lira supported you.
Libertarianism - Accepting the right of commies to live their lives as they please? What nonsense. At least you also admire Milton Friedman.
State Capitalism - Seems like a cool guy, but too left-wing economically
according to. However I had to use you back in 1981 to (temporarily) expropriate Chilean oligarchs' banks and imprison them.him, as I was initially going to be an economic statist if it wasn't for him
Capitalist Communism - Pick one side, I cannot throw away your bad side without the good side dying.
Maoism - On one hand, you are one of the most infamous commies, but on the other hand you did channel aid to Chile when the Americans were turning their backs on us. We both hate the Soviet Union and its satellite states, but for very different reasons. And yes, Chile was also one of the first capitalist nations to recognize the People's Republic of China.
Conservative Liberalism and
National Liberalism - Bow to the state already. We share many common goals, don't we?
Freemasonry - I am a Freemason, but I pragmatically discarded it and embraced Catholic teachings when I took over Chile.
Comida Para Pez (Fish food)
Marxism–Leninism - "When Chileans understand what is communism about... When they understand the deception, the fallacies, how they're being deceived... They will realize we were right."[5]
Fascism - Not only are you too economically statist and too extreme overall, but you also reject liberalism. To be honest, I kind of get why commies like to accuse me of being you so much, but still, we're really not that close.
Marxism–Leninism–Maoism - Senderistas get the ride!
Castroism - Exporting the revolution while your people are starving? You're a horrible leader.
Thanks for acknowledging my good work though.[6]Guevarism - And you're an awful example for our youth.
Liberation Theology - Partisans who disguise themselves as priests.
Allendism - We only carried out our patriotic duty to oust an unconstitutional president.
If anything you should thank me, since me putting you out of your misery has ensured you're more positively remembered than you would have been if the 1973 operation had never happened.Socialism of the 21st Century and
Neozapatismo - Get to the chopper. Now.
Agrarian Socialism - Land reform was a disaster and Comandante Pepe needed to be destroyed.
Insurrectionary Anarchism - You're just an armed thug and terrorist, barely even a commie. Get on board, it'll be a fun ride.
Ethnocacerism - No, I'll never give you Arica back.
Peruanismo - Stop denying that you wanted to invade Chile, you Soviet-Cuban puppet scum.
”Chileans should stop with the bulls**t or tomorrow I shall eat breakfast in Santiago.”
[7]
National Bolshevism - You know what you are and what you do. But of course, I do agree with Eduard Limonov that red barbarians and helicopters are a glorious combination.
Social Democracy - You're an
upeliento too, you quasi-commie.
Liberal Socialism - Fake liberal and also a
upeliento like the above.
Anarcho-Communism - Try me, see where that gets you.
Titoism - Pits? Not if I throw you off the chopper first!
Marxist Feminism - Get on board femicommie.
Hoxhaism - You reject other commies for not being commie enough? You're insane.
Italian Left Communism - Somehow even more insane than the above... I'll throw you off the chopper together with your armchair!
Khrushchevism - What about throwing corn to the barracks?
Democracy - "Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood."
Mediacracy - But what a large economy!
Boricism - Oh look, it's Allende 2.0, this time even more degenerate. You tried to change my constitution for a new one, AND YOU FAILED.
Juche - I didn't mean
that with dead commies!
Fourth Theory - That... THING threatens our sacred neoliberal cause by simply existing. Helicopter rides are too merciful for it. Drop it from the ISS.
But Jackson Hinkle did support the late Gonzalo Lira.
Gallery
Portraits
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Old portrait
Comics and Artwork
Further Information
Wikipedia
- Pinochetism
- Augusto Pinochet
- Death Flights
- National Advance
- Military Dictatorship of Chile (1973-1990)
- Government Junta of Chile (1973)
- 1973 Chilean coup
- Chicago Boys
- National Force
Literature
By Augusto Pinochet
- Camino Recorrido - Memorias de un soldado
- El día decisivo: 11 de Septiembre de 1973
- Política, politiquería y demagogia
- Translated excerpts from "The Soviet Lie and the Chilean Truth" (1974) and "Violation of Human Rights by Omission or Complicity" (1977)
By other authors
- History of the Chilean Military Revolution: 1973-1990 by Hermógenes Pérez de Arce
- The Pinochet Generation: The Chilean Military in the Twentieth Century by John R. Bawden (2016)
- Out of the Ashes: Life, Death and Transfiguration of Democracy in Chile, 1833-1988 by James R. Whelan (1989)
- Declaration of the Breakdown of Chile’s Democracy by the Chilean Chamber of Deputies (August 22, 1973)
- Pinochet: Patriot Enchained by William F. Jasper (New American, September 13, 1999)
- What Pinochet Did for Chile by Robert A. Packenham and William Ratliff (Hoover Institution, January 30, 2007)
- La Dictadura Comunista de Salvador Allende by Nicolás Márquez (2022)
- Salvador Allende, La Izquierda Chilena y la Unidad Popular by Daniel Mansuy (2023)
- Crónica de la "Dictadura" by Cristián Labbé Galilea (2023)
Videos
- Augusto Pinochet Fascist or Not? by Judas and Zoltanous
- Biography of Captain General Augusto Pinochet Ugarte, by "El Viejo de Historia"
- Chile and its truth, by Hermógenes Pérez de Arce (in Spanish)
- The thousand days where Popular Unity destroyed Chile, by Vanessa Kaiser (in Spanish)
- Former MIR partisan and pinochetist about the military government, by El Nacional Libertario (in Spanish)
- When Chile was like Venezuela - Headlines, by El Nacional Libertario (in Spanish)
- Pinochet - The Dictator Who Pushed His Enemies Out Of Helicopters by Simple History
- Augusto Pinochet: Fascist or Not?
Music
- Mi general, Augusto Pinochet by Luis "Checho" González
- Mano dura Pinochet
- I need a Pinochet reuploaded by KenNerd
- Helicopter Song, by Finntronaut
- Start Up The Rotors,Krwawa dyktatura and Revolution 9/11 by
Kelthuz
Helikopter by Fazlija
Notes
- ↑ In some speeches made by Augusto Pinochet back in 1973, he claimed that worker's achievements from Allende's government would be kept; Neoliberal economic reforms did not start until 1975.
References
- ↑ Gender change in Chile was legalized in 1974, during the Pinochet regime.
- ↑ "When Jews made friends with Pinochet the Tyrant", TheJC.
- ↑ [1], ND-Aktuell.de.
- ↑ [2], TheGuardian World News.
- ↑ [3], Youtube.com.
- ↑ https://www.despiertachile.cl/problemas-de-un-general-republicano/
- ↑ https://books.google.com/books?id=YYm4wmXl2M4C&pg=PA228