Capitalist Communism
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Capitalist Communism (CapCom), also called Communo-Capitalism (ComCap) and (Mut-Com) is an ideology representing the unity between the far sides of economic left and far sides of the economic right. It wants the state to use the capitalist zones to the advantage of the communist state. The state is more powerful than the capitalist corporations and is seen to control them. This usually manifests in CapCom representing 
Dengism (Socialism with Chinese Characteristics), which is basically a communist state that allows capitalism and free-market and free-enterprise in certain zones of its territory.
It can also manifest into being a vague system in which ownership of Communes is sold on the free market. Capcom can also represent some form of syncretism between Communist and Capitalist systems like 
Distributism or 
Left-Rothbardianism, however unlike these ideologies, it does not combine the more, centrist 'sensible', parts of capitalism and communism, rather combining the most extreme parts of it.
Variants
Champagne Socialism
Champagne Socialism is a phrase used to describe self-identified socialists who live lifestyles of luxury and excessive self-interested spending, which conflict with political beliefs of wealth redistribution and anti-capitalism.
Market Communism
Several communist countries, for the economy not to crash, ended up adopting some minor economic reforms that allowed a small market with strong government participation and some cases (China, Vietnam and the NEP) allowed foreign investment, but still, without privately-owned means of production (according to themselves), many times using State Capitalism. Some examples could be Tito's Yugoslavia with its market socialism and certain cooperation with private enterprise, the NEP in Lenin's Soviet Union, the black indigenous entrepreneurship program of the current government in Zimbabwe, China, and Vietnam, especially on Võ Văn Kiệt, contemporary Cuba after some reforms by Raul Castro after the protests, Libya by Muammar Gaddafi among many others.
Crony Socialism
Crony Socialism is the utilization of at least a nominally socialist system to give privileges to cronies, with political favors being a used as method of obtaining wealth. It usually manifests itself in a socialist system in decay. For example, the Brezhnev-era USSR gave high-ranking party members privileges comparable to the upper class in a capitalist system, such as luxury cars and fancy housing.
Khan-Cullorism
WIP
Personality
CapCom is usually presented as rather eccentric, with them being CCP's (lol no) number one apologist and really loving Pepsi as his drink of choice.
How to Draw
CapCom's flag is a diagonal bi-colour of yellow (representing 
capitalism) and red (representing 
communism.
- Draw a ball
- Draw a red diagonal line through the ball
- Fill the space under the red line with red colour, which represents communism. Then fill the space above the red line fill with yellow, which represents capitalism
- Draw some eyes
You're finished!
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow | #FFFF00 | 255, 255, 0 | |
| Red | #FF0000 | 255, 0, 0 | |
Relationships
Friends
Anarcho-Capitalism - Good business partner.
Left-Rothbardianism - Even better business partner.
Market Socialism - Now we are talking!
Dengism - You're state capitalist although we are still friends.
Đổi Mới - Same as above but in Vietnam.
Yellow Socialism - Using capitalism to achieve socialism? Based!
Distributism - A pleasant acquaintance.
Mutualism - My favorite of the trade theories but please knock off the antisemitism...
Progressive Conservatism, 
Archeofuturism and 
Anarcho-Totalitarianism - Opposites gang!
Titoism - Kinda...?
Gorbachevism - Pretty good reforms, buddy. Soviet Pizza Hut time!
Yan Xishan Thought - "a comprehensive system of belief that embodied the best features of militarism, nationalism, anarchism, democracy, capitalism, communism, individualism, imperialism, universalism, paternalism and utopianism."? BASED!
Guevarism - I love selling t-shirts with your face on them!
Maupinism - "Abolish Billionares" is an anti-Marxist statement
MAGA Communism - Fellow Ron Paul Maoist/ Libertarian Stalinist/ Marxist-Trumpist.
Chavismo - Hurray for the bolibourgeoisie.
Capitalism and 
Socialism - My Parents! Can you stop fighting in front of me though?
Georgism - Nice guy who accepts some of my rhetoric but is sometimes critical combining both capitalism and socialism still a good guy.
Frenemies
State Capitalism - I'm not you!
Social Democracy - Communism isn't bad, neither is Laissez-faire.
Social Libertarianism - Libertarian SocDem? BASED. Welfarism? Not so based.
Social Capitalism - You're so close! Just dump the stupid Welfare.
Leninism - The 
NEP was epic, but for the rest I'm not fully sure.
Afunism - Fellow fan of both Kagame and Sankara. but what do You mean that the Nationhood is more important than Capitalism and Communism? He, like statecap, wants the state to input on the market.
Liberal Socialism - Liberalism (a capitalist ideology) + Socialism? Based! Some of you should be less anti-communist though…
Enemies
Italian Left Communism - Stop calling me a fake communist.
Avaritionism - Stop calling me a fake capitalist.
Fascism - Not capitalism, not communism? Literally my opposite. The Allies defeated you in WWII, proving the possibility of effective cooperation between capitalists and communists.
Feudalism - He also rejects both capitalism and communism.
Peruanismo - What is this "neither capitalist nor communist" bullshit? CHOOSE BOTH!
Further Information
Literature
- For a New Community: The Communo-Capitalist Manifesto by the Gold and Red Think Tank
- Wall Street and the Bolshevik Revolution: The Remarkable Story of the American Capitalists who Financed the Russian Communists by Anthony C. Sutton
- People's Republic of Walmart: How the World's Biggest Corporations are Laying the Foundation for Socialism (Google Preview) (Buy) by Jacobin Leigh Philips and Michał Rozworski
Videos
- Communo-Capitalism: Capitalism but we regularly eat the rich || ComCap / CapCom by
Jreg - Fast Food in the USSR: The History by
NFKRZ - How Pepsi Won the USSR ... And The Almost Lost Everything by Business Casual
- Anarcho-Capitalists and Communists are the same thing by TheBurgerkrieg
- Capitalism lives when communism is in capitalism by
Huh Kyung-young Lecture Photos - Taco Bell Commercial - Viva Gorditas 1998
Champagne Socialism
Khan-Cullorism
Online Communities
Gallery
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Old design, Chinese eyes
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