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{{Ideology
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|title=[[File:Kak.png]] Kakistocracy [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]]
|image=44667.png
|caption=Poopy!
|aliases=
{{ScrollBox|Rule of the Least Abled <br> Idiocracy <br>
Glue Eaterism <br>[[File:Tik Tok.png]] TikTokism <br> Gyattocracy <br> [[File:Kak-Dunce.png]] Rule of the Stupid <br> Incompetencism <br> Literally Mad World <br> Retardocracy <br>Schizocracy<br> Rule of the Worst <br> [[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] Anti-Nerd Aktion <br> Smooth Brainism<br>[[File:Theghostofinky-sprite.png]][[File:Monkeysszz-sprite.png]][[File:Airisu.png]][[File:Ktech-icon.png]] Moderatorism [[File:Atzyn-sprite.png]][[File:DenMod.png]][[File:SchzoAccel.png]][[File:Vizdun.png]]<br>[[File:FlatEarther.png]] Flat Eartherism <br> [[File:Pseudoscience.png]] {{PCBA|Pseudoscientocracy|Pseudoscience}} <br> Guanajerismo <br>Literally Idiotic<br>🦬 Buffaloism (in [[File:Thailand.png]]Thailand)<br>🥣 Mangkuk (In [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Malaysia <br> Idiotism <br> r/okbuddyretardism<br>[[File:PCM.png]] r/Politicalcompassmemesism <br><s>anyone that i don't like-ism</s> <br> Twój stary pijany<br>
Level 100 Gyatt ohio skibidi sigma rizz fanum tax at 3am grimace shake<br>
Moronocracy <br> Bimbominkia (In [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Italy) <br>
[[File:Lysenko.png]] Lysenkoism<br>
Brainletism<br>
Skibidi Toiletism<br>
Youtube Shortsism<br>
[[File:BandKid.png]] Band Kid <br> Stoopidhed <br>Wiggumism<br>
Patrickism<br> Valac Clarism<br> Cirnoism<br> Flandre Scarletism<br> Gargism<br> <s>{{PCBA|Childhoodism}}</s> <br>
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{{Alias|Ultranat.png|Ultranationalism|[[File:Internation.png]] [[Internationalism|LITERALLY INTERNATIONALISM!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|World_Federalism2.png|World Federalism|[[File:Modnat.png]] [[Patriotism|LITERALLY TRIBALISM!!!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Totalitarian.png|Totalitarianism| LITERALLY [[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|DISSIDENTS]]!}}<br>
{{Alias|Ultranat.png|Ultranationalism|[[File:Neighborstan.png]] LITERALLY NEIGHBORSTAN!}}<br>
{{Alias|Fash.png|Fascism|LITERALLY [[File:ItalianResistance.png]] [[Anti-Fascism|CLN]]!}}<br>
[[File:Zelensky.png|link=Populism]]/[[File:3way.png|link=Third Way]]/{{Alias|Cright.png|Liberal Conservatism| LITERALLY [[File:Putin.png]][[Authoritarian Conservatism|PUTIN!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Mansphere.png|Manosphere|[[File:Femoid.png]] [[Feminism|LITERALLY ALL W*MEN!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Libertarian.png|Libertarianism|[[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism|LITERALLY WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DOES STUFF!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Soc-h.png|Socialism|LITERALLY [[Conservative Liberalism|PRAGERU!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Mesocon.png| Conservative Liberalism|LITERALLY [[File: Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo|VENEZUELA!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|StateathFedora.png|State Atheism|[[File:Theocrat.png]] [[Theocracy (Disambiguation)|LITERALLY THEOCRACIES!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Prog-u.png|Progressivism|[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|LITERALLY RIGHT-WING POPULISM!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Ultraprogressivism.png|Revolutionary Progressivism|[[File:Copeservatism.png]] [[Conservatism|LITERALLY ALL CONSERVATIVES!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Reactcross.png|Reactionaryism|[[File:Progtard.png]] [[Progressivism|LITERALLY ALL PROGRESSIVES!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Putin.png|Authoritarian Conservatism|LITERALLY [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] [[Agrarian Capitalism|UKRAINE]] [[File:Cball-US.png]] [[American Model|UNITED STATES]] [[File:Zelensky.png]] [[Populism|AND ZELENSKY!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Radfem.png|Radical Feminism|[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|LITERALLY ALL M*N!]]}}<br>
[[File:Altr.png|link=Alt-Right]]/{{Alias|Altl.png|Alt-Lite|[[File:SJWCommie.png]] {{PCBA|SJW|LITERALLY THE WOKE SJW NEO-MARXISTS!}}}}<br>
{{Alias|Carlism.png|Carlism|[[File:Savage.png]] [[Indigenism|LITERALLY THE INDIGENISTS AND PREHISPANIC SOUTH AMERICA!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Eugen.png|Eugenicism|LITERALLY ASPERGER'S!}}<br>
{{Alias|Awaj.png|Anarchism|LITERALLY [[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|EVERY STATE!]]}}<br>
{{Alias|Radape.png|Radical Apoliticism|LITERALLY ALL POLITICAL IDEOLOGIES!}}<br>
}}
}}
|alignments = [[File:Antcomp.png|link=:Category:Fictional Ideologies]] [[:Category:Fictional Ideologies|{{Color|#000000|{{Glow|'''Fictional Ideologies'''|#FF0000}}}}]]<br>
[[File:Nonquadrant.png|link=:Category:Non-Quadrant]] [[:Category:Non-Quadrant|{{Color|#FFFFFF|'''Non-Quadrant'''}}]] (hated by almost everyone in it)<br>
'''Variants''' {{Collapse|
[[File:Authleft.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Left]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''AuthLeft'''}}]] ([[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] Macias Nguema Thought, [[File:Jablonowskism.png]] Jablonowskism, [[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Razzism, and [[File:Literally cream man.png]] Cream Man, [[File:Yugotard.png]] YugoslavPartisan)<br>
[[File:Authright.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Right]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Right|{{Color|#92D9F8|'''AuthRight'''}}]] ([[File:JBuchanan.png]] Buchananism, [[File:Wallex.png]] Wallexism, [[File:BogdanHristoz.png]] Hristozism)<br>
[[File:Leftunity.png|link=:Category:Left Unity]] [[:Category:Left Unity|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''Leftist'''}} {{Color|#C9E5BD|'''Unity'''}}]] ([[File:Dilma.png]] Dilmismo)<br>
{{info|Libertarian Left}} ([[File:SwordC.png]] SwordComrade)<br>
[[File:Libright-yellow.png|link=:Category:Libertarian Right]] [[:Category:Libertarian Right|{{Color|#F5F5A9|'''LibRight'''}}]] ([[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] Yiannopoulism, [[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Stonogism)<br>
[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png|link=:Category:Right Unity]] [[:Category:Right Unity|{{Color|#F5F5A9|'''Right'''}}{{Color|#93DAF8|'''Unity'''}}]] ([[File:PCM.png]] PCMism)<br>
}}
|influences =
[[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] {{PHB|Anti-Intellectualism}}<br>
[[File:Anti-Science.png]] [[w:Antiscience|Anti-Science]]<br>
|influenced =
[[File:Antivaccine.png]] [[Neoluddism|Anti-Vaccine Movement]]<br>
[[File:AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism]] (most)<br>
[[File:Ismism Icon.png]] [[Ismism]] <br>
[[File:Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy]] <br>
[[File:Lysenko.png]] [[Scientocracy|Lysenkoism]] <br>
[[File:ComradeTrump.png]] {{PCBA|MAGA Communism}}<br>
[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]]
|school =
[[File:PCM.png]] '''PCMism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Alt-shite.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] (The majority of users)
*[[File:Anticommunism.png]] Anti-Communism
*[[File:AntiIdpol.png]] Anti-Idpol (Self-proclaimed)
*[[File:Antisjw.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Anti-SJW]]
*[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism]]
*[[File:Cultism.png]] <s>[[Cultism]]</s>
*[[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism]]
*Factions:
*[[File:Poltard.png]] [[Alt-Right]] (Minority, hated by others)
*[[File:Antcent.png]] [[Anti-Centrism]]
*[[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism]]
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]]
*[[File:Conspiracist.png]] Conspiracism
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]]
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]]
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]]
*[[File:Antiimp.png]] [[Isolationism|Non-Interventionism]]
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] (moderators)
*[[File:Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]]
*[[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism]]
*[[File:Radfem.png]] [[Radical Feminism]]
*[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]]
}}
|regional =
[[File:JBuchanan.png]] '''(James) Buchananism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Anti-Mormon.png]] Anti-Mormonism
*[[File:Hamiltonianism.png]] [[Hamiltonianism|Federalist Party]] (Initially)
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] (Accused)
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]]
*[[File:Jacksonian_Democracy.png]] [[Jacksonian Democracy]]
*[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Pro-Slavery]]
*[[File:Wignat.png]] [[White Nationalism]]
}}
[[File:Dilma.png]] '''Dilmismo''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]]
*[[File:MST.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism|"Greetings to the Cassava"]]
*[[File:Guevara.png]] [[Guevarism]] (Historically)
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]
*[[File:Leftpop-0.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]]
*[[File:Lula.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century|Lulism]]
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]]
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] (Historically)
*[[File:Socfem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Social Feminism]]
}}
[[File:GuntherFehlinger.png]] '''Fehlinger Doctrine''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:AntiAusterity.png]] Anti-Austerity
*[[File:AntiBaath.png]] Anti-Ba'athism
*[[File:Anticommunism.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Communism}}
*[[File:Anti-Isolationism.png]] [[Jingoism|Anti-Neutrality]]
*[[File:AntiPutinism.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|Anti-Putinism]]
*[[File:Antisoc.png]] Anti-Socialism
*[[File:Antizion.png]] Anti-Zionism (Somewhat)
*[[File:Apartheidism.png]] <s>[[Ethnocracy|Apartheid]]</s> <ref>https://twitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1747548453226393828</ref>
*[[File:Atlanticism.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Atlanticism]]
*[[File:ConNeoLIb.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Conservative Neoliberalism]]
*[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism]]
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]]<ref>Gunther praised Deng's reforms</ref>
*[[File:Neoliberalism-alt.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Economic]] [[Globalism]]
*[[File:EPP.png]] [[Christian Democracy|EPPism]]
*[[File:European Federalism.png]] [[European Federalism]]
*[[File:Sep.png]] [[Separatism|#Ex[InsertCountry]-Mass Balkanisation]]
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism]]
*[[File:Khalistan.png]] [[Sikh Theocracy|Khalistan Independence]] (Sympathetic)
*[[File:FSB.png]] [[Police Statism|Kremlin Psy-Op]] (Accused)
*[[File:ModCon.png]] [[Progressive Conservatism|Moderate Conservatism]]
*[[File:PLGA.png]] <s>[[Marxism-Leninism-Maoism|Naxalite Independence]]</s>
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism|Pro-Immigration]]
*[[File:Antitax.png]] [[Fiscal Conservatism|Pro-Tax Cuts]]
*[[File:Cball-UN.png]] [[World Federalism|Pro-UN Sentiment]]
*[[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism]] (Accused)
*[[File:WestChauv.png]] [[Ultranationalism|Unironic Western Chauvinism]]
*[[File:WagnerGroup-alt.png]] <s>[[National Capitalism|Wagnerism]] (Sympathetic)</s><ref>https://twitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1672530283566977024 </ref>
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] (Somewhat, recently)
}}
[[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] '''Francisco Macías Nguema Thought''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Afrsoc.png]] [[African Socialism]]
*[[File:Anti-_Hispanism.png]] Anti-Spanish sentiment
*[[File:Antiwest.png]] Anti-Western Sentiment
*[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy]]
*[[File:Autotheism.png]] [[Autocracy|Autotheism]]
*[[File:BJuche.png]] [[Juche|Black Juche]]{{Refn|Nguema personally admired Kim Il-sung, and was reportedly friends with him. After Nguema's ousting from power, his daughter Mónica Macías remained and grew up in North Korea.|group=Note}}
*[[File:Anti-Christian.png]] {{PCBA|Christophobia}}
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]]{{Refn|During his reign, Macìas changed the national motto to ''"There is no other God than Macías Nguema"''|group=Note}}<ref>[https://www.jstor.org/stable/524581 ''"The Roots of African Despotism: The Question of Political Culture"''], African Studies Review.</ref>
*[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Fang Nationalism]]
*[[File:EsoHitler.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Esoteric Nazism]]
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]
*[[File:MarxHitlericon.png]] [[National Bolshevism|Marxism-Hitlerism]]
*[[File:Misanthropy.png]] {{PCBA|Misanthropy}}
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]]
*[[File:Psychopathy.png]] [[w:Psychopathy|Psychopathy]]
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]]
}}
[[File:BogdanHristoz.png]] '''Hristozism'''{{Refn|Bogdan Hristoz is Ukrainian Instagram user, who one day became a meme.|group=Note}} {{Collapse|
*[[File:ClassismPoor.png]] [[Plutocracy|Anti-Poor]]
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] (Property in Poland)
*[[File:AuthNatCon.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]]
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]]
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]]
*[[File:Agrnac.png]] [[National Agrarianism]]
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]]
*[[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]]
*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy]]
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]]
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]]{{Refn|Hristoz was accused of [[File:Drug-Addict.png]] drug addiction. In return he statad that he ''"drinks some religion pills"''|group=Note}}
}}
[[File:Jablonowskism.png]] '''Jablonowskism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Poltard.png]] [[Alt-Right]]
*[[File:Anti-Semitic.png]] Anti-Semitism
*[[File:AntiLibIcon.png]] Anti-Liberalism
*[[File:AntiAm.png]] Anti-Americanism
*[[File:Ukrainophobe.png]] Ukrainophobia
*[[File:Euroscept.png]] Euroscepticism
*[[File:Anticap.png]] Anti-Capitalism
*[[File:CapAnti Clerical.png]] [[Secularism|Anti-Clericalism]] (self-proclaimed){{Refn|Olszański claims to dislike The Catholic Church in public, yet sang in '''TVP Trwam'' after being paid by Father Rydzyk.|group=Note}}
*[[File:Homophobia.png]] Anti-LGBT+
*[[File:Antiwest.png]] Anti-Westernism
*[[File:Russophilia.png]] Russophilia
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]]
*[[File:PolFal.png]] [[National Radicalism]]
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]]
*[[File:PRLNostalgia.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|PPR Nostalgia]]
*[[File:Authoritarian_Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]]
*[[File:Irridentism.png]] [[Irredentism]]
*[[File:Tankie.png]] Militarism
*[[File:PanSlav.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism|Pan-Slavism]]
*[[File:Lukash.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Lukashism]]
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]]
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]]
}}
[[File:Jin Dynasty.png]] '''Jin Dynasty Model''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy]]
*[[File:Chine.png]] [[Chinese Theocracy]]
*[[File:Decel.png]] Developmental Disability
*[[File:Sexocracy.png]] {{PCBA|Sexocracy}} (Wu)
*[[File:Unitary.png]] [[Centralism]] (Wu)
}}
[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] '''Judge Rotenberg Center'''{{Collapse|
*[[File:CEOAbleism.png]] Ableism
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] Pseudoscience
*[[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] [[Scientocracy|Skinnerian Psychology]]
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]]
*[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]]
}}
[[File:JohnLackland.png]] '''Lacklandism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Atheism.png]] Atheism (Allegedly)
*[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy]]
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]]
*[[File:Hedocratic.png]] {{PCBA|Hedocracy}}
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]]
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]]
*[[File:Regulationism.png]] [[Regulationism]]
*[[File:Sexocracy.png]] {{PCBA|Sexocracy}}
}}
[[File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png]] '''McKinneyism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:GreensUS.png]] [[Eco-Socialism|American Greenism]] (2007-2020)
*[[File:Antiimp.png]] Anti-Imperialism
*[[File:AntiRacism.png]] Anti-Racism (Self-proclaimed)
*[[File:Anti-Semitic.png]] Anti-Semitism
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] (Sympathetic)
*[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism]]
*[[File:Demcr.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Democratism]] (1973-2007)
*[[File:Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]]
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]]
*[[File:Mahathir.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Mahathirism]] (Sympathetic)
*<s>[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]]</s>
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]]
}}
[[File:AntonioRazzi.png]]'''Razzism'''{{Collapse|
*[[File:Antimultcult.png]] Anti-Multiculturalism
*[[File:Berlusconi.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|Anything Berlusconi Tells Him to Do]]
* [[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] (Accused)<ref>[https://www.ilfattoquotidiano.it/2017/03/21/antonio-razzi-e-il-suo-selfie-vergognoso-con-bashar-al-assad/3465125/], (Italian) ilfattoquotidiano.it. 21 March 2017.</ref>
*[[File:Conspiracist.png]] Conspiracism
*[[File:LRpop.png]] [[Populism|Fusion Populism]] (formerly)
*[[File:Hedonism.png]] Hedonism
*[[File:GloboJuche.png]] [[Juche]]
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]]
*[[File:Race.png]] [[Racial Nationalism|Racism]] (joke)
*[[File:Russophilia.png]] Russophilia
}}
[[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] '''Stonogism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Anti-PiS.png]] Anti-PiS
*[[File:Anticommunism.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Communism}}
*[[File:Econlib.png]] [[Fiscal Conservatism|Economical Liberalism]]
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]]
*[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]]
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]]
}}
[[File:Wallex.png]] '''Wallexism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:IllibDem.png]] [[Illiberal Democracy]]
*[[File:BlackNaz.png]] [[Nazism|Black Nazism]]
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism]]
*[[File:Natbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]]
*[[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism]]
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]]
}}
[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] '''Yiannopoulism''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Alt-shite.png]] [[Alt-Lite]]
*[[File:Islamophobia.png]] Anti-Islam
*[[File:Antisjw.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Anti-SJW]]
*[[File:Cultism.png]] <s>[[Cultism]] (His fanbase)</s> <ref>[https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/09/milos-dumb-free-speech-stunt-cost-berkeley-800k-and-nothing-really-happened/ ''"Devoted fans of Milo even said “Milo is Love, Milo is Life, Milo is Freedom”"''], Mother Jones. 2017.</ref>
*[[File:Furry.png]] {{PCBA|Furryocracy}} (Briefly) <ref>[https://www.thepinknews.com/2019/09/16/milo-yiannopoulos-tried-join-furry-subculture-backfired-spectacularly/ ''"Milo Yiannopoulos tried to join the Furry subculture. It backfired spectacularly."''], ThePinkNews. 16 September 2019.</ref>
*[[File:Homobert.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Gay Libertarianism]] (Self-proclaimed) <ref>[https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53328597/540444640.0.jpg] (Image).</ref>
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] (Accused)
*[[File:LGBCon.png]] [[Homoconservatism|LGB Conservatism]]
*[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]]
*[[File:Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianism]]
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]]
*[[File:Map.png]] <s>Pro-Pedophilia (Accused, denied)</s>
*[[File:Anti-LGBT.png]] Sexual Self-Hatred
*[[File:Drumpf.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] (Formerly)
*[[File:MagicPT.png]] [[Zionism]]
}}
[[File:YuriiKhmel.png]] '''Yuriy Khmelnytskyy Thought''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy]]
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism]]
*[[File:Orth.png]] [[Orthodox Theocracy]]
}}
|likes={{ScrollBox|
Doin' ur mom <br>
Eating paper <br>
Sniffing Glue <br>
Eating Play-Doh <br>
Eating boogers <br>
Covering itself with oil <br>
[[File:Circulus.png]] Urine and feces <br>
Chewing on Blankets<br>
Playing in Mud<br>
Drawing Penises on walls <br>
Drinking Bleach<br>
Youtube kids <br>
LankyBox <br>
Dream <br>
Big Chungus <br>
[[File:Amogus.png]] Amogus <br>
Shitting in display toilets and urinals <br>
Elsagate <br>
Kidz Bop<br>
Skibidi Toilet<br>
Garten of Banban<br>
Kai Cenat<br>
[[File:Integralismf.png]] Sigma edits <br>
[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] Homeopathy <br>
Drinking [[File:Bleachy.png]] Bleach <br>
<s>Anything I don't like</s> <br>
}}
|dislikes={{ScrollBox|
Boo-boos<br>
[[File:Fem.png]] [[:Category:Feminists|Cooties]]<br>
[[File:Schoolicon.png]] School<br>
[[File:Book.png]] Reading<br>
[[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerds]]<br>
[[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy|SUPAR NERDS]]<br>
[[File:Nooc.png]] [[Noocracy|SUPAR DUPAR NERDS]] <br>
[[File:Cybercr.png]] [[Cyberocracy|'''SUPAR DUPAR UPAR NERDS''']] <br>
<s>Anything I like</s>
}}
|song=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc Doin' Your Mom] <br>
[https://youtu.be/UnHDO9Qw2B0 Giga Pudding] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4 Let's Get Retarded] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grAOfOjONfY Snoop Dog Kid] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ Dare To Be Stupid]<br>
[https://youtu.be/OUFZ3uswBSo Cotton Eye Joe]<br>
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=aFu6BGIfllY Baby Laughing Remix] <br>
[https://youtu.be/Jlv2NxO0qVU Mad World]<br>
[https://youtu.be/3VizXab7XE0 Po twojej pysznej zupie] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9gFXf56yQ Dream - Mask] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4dYfFgaME Big Chungus (Official main theme)]<br>
[https://youtu.be/APJZeNY6dKo Ok im pull up]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY I’m a Banana]<br>
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=agtnoBWyVbA It’s Everyday Bro]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0 Don't Stay In School]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko Pe cimpoi]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIDOhM4Yf_M Tem Shop]<br>
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Zqx8QQv1Jc The fifth teletubbie] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci4IpMpYqUI The National Anthem of Equatorial Guinea 1979]<br>
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=_4zviB3ZV70 Lady Gaga ft. Zbigniew Stonoga- Poker Face Remix]<br>
[https://youtu.be/p3G5IXn0K7A The HampsterDance Song]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTnJhGF884Y Antonio Razzi - Famme Canta] <br>
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=VZoKCyCyJ3o Valac Clara Theme]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HuG7g8VixQ Moje miasto to Białystok]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ife0U9H6G7Y mazie-dumb dumb]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPO-DxfrTAs So What by P!NK but I made it worse]<br>
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=r9dXXXPXa3g Zanguango] <br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZux3BMc5k IShowSpeed - Shake]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiRacdl02w4 You are an idiot]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E Chacarron]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDh4o0rOvr0 The Most Unwanted Song]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhA2Zkhs0AE The World's Ugliest Music]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu1MJfYTHek Meatball Parade]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RbXUkHeUmA Music To Delight]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJzx4PTvXis Семён Слепаков - Дебил (Semyon Slepakov - Moron)]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgymWemivLQ Swag Like Ohio]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5aXRL8 MY PEE PEE]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw Dumb Ways to Die]<br>
[https://youtu.be/CHIpvH3rXBIv= Pan Tenorek-Szczotka Szu]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsdYAMcNcwI Mood]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_Tdjs6iYs Skibidi Toilet song]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_DyEhIvlEM Minagittekita]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8 iLOVEFRIDAY - MiA KHALiFA]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_jS06RgVks The Phony King of England]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqkBBfmcfU Big Booty Bitches]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u01ZU6ureQ BAKA-BONSOIR!]<br>
|theorists=
<small>''This list is <big>'''NOT'''</big> supposed to be for every political figure you hate, just ones infamous for general incompetence, support for pseudoscience, conspiracy theories and/or anti-intellectualism''</small><br>
[[File:Cball-EUDunce.png]] '''Dealand''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism|Marcus Licinius Crassus]] (115-53) [[File:SPQR.png]] Asterix kicked u<ref>[[W:Battle_of_Carrhae|"Battle of Carrhae"]], Wikipedia.</ref>
*[[File:Caligula.png]] [[Caesarism|Gaius "Caligula"]] (12-41) [[File:SPQR.png]] Asterix kicked u
*[[File:Nero.png]] [[Caesarism|Nero]] (37-68) [[File:SPQR.png]] Asterix kicked u
*[[File:Elagabalus.png]] [[Caesarism|Elagabalus]] (204-222) [[File:SPQR.png]] Asterix kicked u
*[[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] [[Byzantine Model|Justin II]] (?-578) [[File:Cball-Byzantine.png]] Bison Kingdom
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism|Charles VI of France]] (1368-1428) [[File:Cball-FranceKingdom.png]] Old Surrenderland
*[[File:DeGobineau.png]] [[White Nationalism|Joseph Arthur de Gobineau]] (1816-1882) [[File:Cball-France.png]] Surrenderland (debatable)<ref>[[w:Arthur_de_Gobineau#Criticism_of_Gobineau's_Persian_work|Arthur de Gobineau#Criticism of Gobineau's Persian works]], Wikipedia.</ref><ref>[[w:Social_thinking_of_Arthur_de_Gobineau#"Yellow_Peril"|"Social thinking of Arthur de Gobineau#‘‘Yellow Peril’’"]], Wikipedia.</ref>
*[[File:Cball-Russian_Empire.png]] [[Stratocracy|Nikolai Ashinov]] (1854-1902) [[File:Cball-Russian_Empire.png]] Old Vodka
*[[File:WilhelmII.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism|Kaisar Wilhelm II]] (1859-1941) [[File:Cball-GermanEmpire.png]] Old Oktoberfest
*[[File:Makhaevism.png]] [[Machajskism|Jan Wacław Machajski]] (1866-1926) [[File:Cball-CongressPL.png]] Old Cannot into space
*[[File:Nicholas2.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Nicholas II of Russia]] (1868-1918) [[File:Cball-Russian Empire.png]] Old Vodka
*[[File:Cdem.png]] [[Christian Democracy|Dirk Jan de Geer]] (1870-1960) [[File:Cball-Netherlands.png]] Weed
*[[File:Goloshchyokin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Filipp Goloshchyokin]] (1876-1941) [[File:Cball-USSR.png]] Cool Anthem Land
*[[File:Vynnychenko.png]] [[Reformist Marxism|Volodymyr Vynnychenko]] (1880-1951) [[File:Cball-UkrainianPR.png]] Old Salo
*[[File:Kosior.png]] [[Totalitarianism|Stanislaw Kosior]] (1889-1939) [[File:Cball-USSR.png]] Cool Anthem Land
*[[File:Lysenko.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Trofim Lysenko]] (1898-1970) [[File:Cball-USSR.png]] Cool Anthem Land
*[[File:Gomułka.png]] [[National Communism|Władysław Gomułka]] (1905-1982) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Rodzaevsky.png]] [[Clerical Fascism|Konstantin Rodzaevsky]] (1907-1946) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Vodka
*[[File:Kirichenko.png]] [[Khrushchevism|Aleksey Kirichenko]] (1908-1975) [[File:Cball-USSR.png]] Cool Anthem Land
*[[File:Gorb.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Mikhail Gorbachev]] (1931-2022) [[File:Cball-USSR.png]] Cool Anthem Land/[[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Vodka
*[[File:Yeltsin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Boris Yeltsin]] (1931-2007) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Vodka
*[[File:PZPR.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Albin Siwak]] (1933-2019) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Balcerowicz.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Leszek Balcerowicz]] (1947-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] [[Juche|Antonio Razzi]] (1948-) [[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Lotsa Spaghetti
*[[File:Komorowski.png]] [[Third Way|Bronisław Komorowski]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:PS.png]] [[Social Democracy|Francois Hollande]] (1954-) [[File:Cball-France.png]] Surrenderland
*[[File:Lukash.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Alexander Lukashenko]] (1954-) [[File:Cball-Belarus.png]] Potato
*[[File:GERB.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Boyko Borisov]] (1959-) [[File:Cball-Bulgaria.png]] Yogurt
*[[File:Jablonowskism.png]] [[National Bolshevism|Aleksander Jabłonowski]] (1960-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:FiannaFail.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Brian Cowen]] (1960-) [[File:Cball-Ireland.png]] Leprechaun
*[[File:Kononowicz.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Krzysztof Kononowicz]] (1963-) [[File:Polandball.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:PO.png]] [[European Federalism|Radosław Sikorski]] (1963-) [[File:Polandball.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:PO.png]] [[Satirism|Kuba Wojewódzki]] (1963-) [[File:Polandball.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Sozi.png]] [[Social Democracy|Christine Lambrecht]] (1965-) [[File:Cball-Germany.png]] Oktoberfest
*[[File:GuntherFehlinger.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Gunther Fehlinger]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Austria.png]] Hitlerland
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|Nikola Gruevski]] (1970-) [[File:Cball-NorthMacedonia.png]] Smol Yogurt
*[[File:Cdem.png]] [[Christian Democracy|Roman Giertych]] (1971-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Duda.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Andrzej Duda]] (1972-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Zbigniew Stonoga]] (1972-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Odal.png]] [[Odalism|Varg Vikernes]] (1973-) [[File:Cball-Norway.png]] Viking
*[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|Maria Zakharova]] (1975-) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Vodka
*[[File:Kadyrov.png]] <s>Dondon</s> [[Kleptocracy|Ramzan Kadyrov]] (1976-) [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Vodka/ [[File:Cball-Chechnya.png]] Checkers
*[[File:PiS.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Daniel Obajtek]] (1976-) [[File:Polandball.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Hołownia.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Szymon Hołownia]] (1976-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:PiS.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Przemysław Czarnek]] (1977-) [[File:Polandball.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Kyva.png]] [[Fourth Theory|Illya Kyva]] (1977-2023) [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Salo
*[[File:Lewica.png]] [[Progressivism|Anna Maria Żukowska]] (1983-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:Mentzen.png]] [[Korwinism|Sławomir Mentzen]] (1986-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:AgroUNIA.png]] [[National Agrarianism|Michał Kołodziejczak]] (1988-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism|Natalia Jabłońska]] (?-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
*[[File:NatDem.png]] [[National Democracy|Witold Tumanowicz]] (?-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Cannot into space
}}
[[File:Cball-Commonwealth.png]] '''Cumonwels''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|Æthelred the Unready]] (966-1016) [[File:Cball-England.png]] Old Loicense
*[[File:JohnLackland.png]] [[Monarchism|John Lackland]] (1166-1216) [[File:Cball-England.png]] Old Loicense
*[[File:House of Lancaster.png]] [[Monarchism|Henry VI of England]] (1421-1471) [[File:Cball-England.png]] Old Loicense
*[[File:NevilleChamberlain.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Neville Chamberlain]] (1869-1940) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:EdwardVIII.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|Edward VIII]] (1894-1972) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:AnthonyEden.png]] [[National Liberalism|Anthony Eden]] (1897-1977) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Pseudohistory.png]] [[Multiculturalism|Gavin Menzies]] (1937-2020) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:CPGBML.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Harpal Brar]] (1939-) [[File:Cball-India.png]] T-Series/[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:New_Jewel.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Bernard Coard]] (1944-) [[File:Cball-Grenada.png]] Grenade boom
*[[File:PeterHitchens.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Peter Hitchens]] (1951-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:DavidIcke.png]] [[Populism|David Icke]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:George.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|George Galloway]] (1954-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] [[Scientocracy|Andrew Wakefield]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:OneNatFem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Theresa May]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Albo.png]] [[Third Way|Anthony Albanese]] (1963-) [[File:Cball-Australia.png]] Vegemite
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[Populism|Boris Johnson]] (1964-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Neocuckservative.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Michael Gove]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref>[https://www.ft.com/content/3be49734-29cb-11e6-83e4-abc22d5d108c]</ref>
*[[File:Scomo.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Scott Morrison]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Australia.png]] Vegemite
*[[File:Truss.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Liz Truss]] (1975-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Suella.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Suella Braverman]] (1980-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense <ref> [https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/oct/18/suella-braverman-blames-guardian-reading-tofu-eating-wokerati-for-disruptive-protests-video ''"Suella Braverman blames ‘‘Guardian Tofu-eating Wokerati’’ for the disruptive protests video"''], The Guardian. 18 October 2022.</ref>
*[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Milo Yiannopoulos]] (1984-) [[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense
*[[File:Tate.png]] [[Manosphere|Andrew Tate]] (1986-) [[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz/[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Loicense/[[File:Cball-Romania.png]] Von count
}}
[[File:Cball-US.png]] '''Gunz''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:JohnTyler.png]] [[Imperialism|John Tyler]] (1790-1862)
*[[File:JBuchanan.png]] [[White Nationalism|James Buchanan]] (1791-1868)
*[[File:Hoover.png]] [[Protectionism|Herbert Hoover]] (1874-1964)
*[[File:Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy|Alfred William Lawson]] (1869-1954)
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] [[Scientocracy|Matthew]] [[Totalitarianism|Israel]] (1932-)
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Paul Bremer]] (1941-)
*[[File:SleepyJoe.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Joe Biden]] (1942-)
*[[File:Blump.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Donald Trump]] (1946-)
*[[File:GWB.png]] [[Neoconservatism|George W. Bush]] (1946-)
*[[File:Neocuckservative.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Dan Quayle]] (1947-)
*[[File:Mesocon.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Dennis Prager]] (1948-)
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|Elizabeth]] [[Indigenism|Warren]] (1949-)
*[[File:RFKJR.png]] [[Populism| Robert F. Kennedy Jr.]] (1954-)
*[[File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Cynthia McKinney]] (1955-)
*[[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism|Andrew Schlafly]] (1961-)
*[[File:JimmyDore.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Jimmy Dore]] (1965-)
*[[File:ProgPop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Sam Seder]] (1966-)
*[[File:Marjoreene.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Marjorie Taylor Greene]] (1974-)
*[[File:AlexJ.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Alex Jones]] (1974-)
*[[File:Kanye.png]] [[Christian Democracy|Kanye West]] (1977-)
*[[File:Grayzone.png]] [[Fourth Theory|Max]] [[Mediacracy|Blumenthal]] (1977-)
*[[File:ChrisChan.png]] [[Radical Centrism|<s>Christian</s>Christine Weston Chandler]] (1982-)
*[[File:Map.png]] [[Manosphere|Daniel "Dan" Cilley]] (1984-)
*[[File:QAnonism.png]] [[Cultism|Ashli Babbitt]] (1985-2021)
*[[File:GaziKodzo.png]] [[Cultism|Augustus "Gazi Kodzo" Romain]] (1986-)
*[[File:Gab.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Andrew Torba]] (1986-)
*[[File:CPIMaupin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism|Caleb Maupin]] (1988-)
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Charlie Kirk]] (1993-)
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|Emma Vigeland]] (1994-)
*[[File:Vaush.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Ian "Vaush" Kochinski]] (1994-)
*[[File:Fuente.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Nick Fuentes]] (1998-)
*[[File:USA PSL.png]] [[Dengism|Danny Haiphong]] (?-)
*[[File:OldLeftOid.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Jackson Hinkle]] (?-)
}}
[[File:PanAmer-Dunce.png]] '''Canapas''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Caudillo.png]] [[Caudillismo|Antonio López de Santa Anna]] (1794-1876) [[File:CBall-Mexico.png]] Taco Bell
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Mariano Melgarejo]] (1820-1871) [[File:Cball-Bolivia.png]] No sea
*[[File:Solano López.png]] [[Caudillismo|Francisco Solano López]] (1827-1870) [[File:Cball-Paraguay.png]] ParaGAE
*[[File:Deodorism.png]] [[Stratocracy|Deodoro da Fonseca]] (1827-1892) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*José Manuel Marroquín (1827-1908) [[File:Cball-Colombia.png]] Cocaine
*[[File:Gomez.png]] [[Caudillismo|Juan Vicente Gómez]] (1857-1935) [[File:Chavismo.png]] Vuvuzela{{Refn|''‘‘An ignorant people is a docile people’’'' - Juan Vicente Gómez|group=Note}}
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Cipriano Castro]] (1858-1924) [[File:Chavismo.png]] Vuvuzela
*[[File:Autista.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Fulgencio]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Batista]] (1901-1973) [[File:Cball-RepublicOfCuba.png]] Old Cars
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Juan Carlos Ongania]] (1914-1995) [[File:Argentina.png]] Football
*[[File:Quadros.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Jânio Quadros]] (1917-1992) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:Isabelita.png]] [[Peronism|Isabel Martínez de Perón]] (1931-)[[File:Argentina.png]] Football
*[[File:Lula.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century|Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva]] (1945-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IiSrlqAF6I], Youtube.</ref>
*[[File:Ortega.png]] [[Christian Socialism|Daniel Ortega]] (1945-) [[File:Cball-Nicaragua.png]] Illuminati
*[[File:Dilma.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century|Dilma Rousseff]] (1947-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:PNH-Honduras.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Porfirio Lobo Sosa]] (1947-) [[File:Cball-Honduras.png]] Gangsta's Paradise
*[[File:SebastianPiñera.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|Sebastián Piñera]] (1949-) [[File:Cball-Chile.png]] Moai
*[[File:Duvalier.png]] [[Totalitarianism|Jean-Claude Duvalier]] (1951-2014) [[File:Cball-Haiti.png]] Voodoo
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Abdalá Bucaram]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-Ecuador.png]] Iguana
*[[File:MORENA.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Andrés Manuel López Obrador]] (1953-) [[File:Cball-Mexico.png]] Taco Bell
*[[File:Bolsonarism_-_alt.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Jair Bolsonaro]] (1955-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:ColoradoParty-Stroessner.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Horacio Cartes]] (1956-) [[File:Cball-Paraguay.png]] ParaGAE
*[[File:Kirch.png]] [[Peronism|Alberto Fernández]] (1959-) [[File:Argentina.png]] Football
*[[File:Maduro.png]] [[Chavismo|Nicolás Maduro]] (1962-) [[File:Chavismo.png]] Vuvuzela
*[[File:PRI.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Enrique Peña Nieto]] (1966-) [[File:Cball-Mexico.png]] Taco Bell
*[[File:Milei.png]] [[Minarchism|Javier Milei]] (1970-) [[File:Argentina.png]] Football
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Cathy Barriga]] (1973-) [[File:Cball-Chile.png]] Moai{{Refn|Mayor of Maipu from 2016 to 2021. She became infamous for spending municipal money on things like painting her car gold, bootleg pokemon plushies, bronze plaques with her name printed on them, and other absurd things that ended up bankrupting Maipú. During her management, Maipu became one of the poorest and dangerous communes in Chile.|group=Note}}
*[[File:IvanDuque.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Iván Duque]] (1976-) [[File:Cball-Colombia.png]] Cocaine
*[[File:Kogos.png]] [[Anarcho-Monarchism|Paulo Kogos]] (1986-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:RevolucaoPeriferica.png]] [[Black Nationalism|Paulo Galo]] (1989-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:Monark.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Bruno Monteiro Aiub "Monark"]] (1990-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
*[[File:Wallex.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism|Wallex]] [[National Bolshevism|Guimarães]] (?-) [[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] HUEHUE
}}
[[File:PanArab-Dunce.png]] '''Arabz''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Cball-Ottomanism.png]] {{PCBA|Ottomanism|Mustafa I}} (1600-1639) [[File:Cball-Ottomanism.png]] Old Kebab
*[[File:SultanOman.png]] [[Monarchism|Said Bin Taimur]] (1910-1972) [[File:Cball-Oman.png]] Creeper? Aw man
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Farouk I]] (1920-1965) [[File:Cball-Egypt.png]] Pyramidz
*[[File:Morsi.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Mohammed Morsi]] (1951-2019) [[File:Cball-Egypt.png]] Pyramidz
*[[File:El-Sisi(Alt).png]] [[Stratocracy|Abdel Fattah El-Sisi]] (1954-) [[File:Cball-Egypt.png]] Pyramidz
*[[File:RecepTayyipErdogan.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism|Recep Tayyip Erdoğan]] (1954-) [[File:ROT.png]] Kebab
*[[File:Cball-Taliban.png]] [[Jihadism|Hibatullah Akhundzada]] (1961-) [[File:Cball-Taliban.png]] Boom Boom Boom Boom
*[[File:ComradeTrump.png]] [[National Bolshevism|Haz "Infrared"]] (?-) [[File:Cball-Lebanon.png]] Christmas Tree/[[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz
}}
[[File:PanAfrica-Dunce.png]] '''Racerica''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:UFF.png]] [[Presidentialism|Yusuf Lule]] (1912-1985) [[File:Cball-Uganda.png]] Da wae
*[[File:Bokassa.png]] [[Bonapartism|Jean-Bédel Bokassa]] (1921-1996) [[File:Cball-CAR.png]] Lightning McQueen
*[[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] [[National Bolshevism|Francisco]] [[Totalitarianism|Macías Nguema]] (1924-1979) [[File:Cball-Equatorial_Guinea.png]] Guinea pig
*[[File:Mug.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism|Robert Mugabe]] (1924-2019) [[File:Cball-Zimbabwe.png]] Invader Zim
*[[File:IdiAmin.png]] [[Fascism|Idi Amin]] (1925 - 2003) [[File:Cball-Uganda.png]] Da wae
*[[File:LaurentKabila.png]] [[African Socialism|Laurent Kabila]] (1939-2001) [[File:Cball-DRCongo.png]] Gorilla
*[[File:Mbeki.png]] [[Third Way|Thabo Mbeki]] (1942-) [[File:Cball-South Africa.png]] South Racerica
*[[File:Compaoré.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Blaise Compaoré]] (1951-) [[File:Cball-Burkina_Faso.png]] Smol Lightning McQueen{{Refn|Burkina Faso's general shape looks like the car, as well as previous having been called "Upper Volta" ("Volta" being similir to the "Volt") during French colonial years.|group=Note}}
*[[File:Nyerere.png]] [[African Socialism|John Magufuli]] (1959-2021) [[File:Cball-Tanzania.png]] Giraffe
*[[File:APRC.png]] [[Islamic Populism|Yahya Jammeh]] (1965-) [[File:Cball-Gambia.png]] Gummy worm
*[[File:ElonMusk.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism|Elon Musk]] (1971-) [[File:Cball-South_Africa.png]] South Racerica/[[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz/[[File:Cball-Canada.png]] Maple Syrup (as Twitter/X CEO)
*[[File:AndryRajoelina.png]] [[Eco-Authoritarianism|Andry Rajoelina]] (1974-) [[File:Cball-Madagascar.png]] Move it move it
}}
[[File:PanAsia-Dunce.png]] '''Cheese''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Jin Dynasty.png]] [[Autocracy|Wu of Jin]] (266-290) [[File:Cball-China.png]] Old Cheesia
*[[File:Bud.png]] [[Buddhist Theocracy|Gonchigjalzangiin Badamdorj]] (1850-1921) [[File:Cball-Mongolia.png]] Throat Singing
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Pol Pot]] (1925-1998) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nuon Chea]] (1926 - 2019) [[File:KhmerRogue.png]] Angkor Wat?
*[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] [[National Conservatism|Yoshirō Mori]] (1937-) [[File:Cball-Japan.png]] Anime
*[[File:Niyazov.png]] [[Isolationism|Saparmurat]] [[Totalitarianism|Niyazov]] (1940-2006) [[File:Cball-Turkmenistan.png]] Who?
*[[File:KimJongil.png]] [[Juche|Kim Jong-il]] (1941-2011) [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] Nuke
*[[File:Mahiaddin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Muhyiddin Yassin]] (1947-) [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Bolehland
*[[File:BJP.png]] [[Hindutva|Narendra Modi]] (1950-) [[File:Cball-India.png]] T-Series
*[[File:Saenuri.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Park Geun-hye]] (1952-) [[File:Cball-South Korea.png]] K-Pop
*[[File:RamaX.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Vajiralongkorn]] (1952-) [[File:Thailand.png]] Girl-Boys
*[[File:PalangPracharat.png]] [[Stratocracy|Prayuth Chan-o-Cha]] (1954-) [[File:Thailand.png]] Girl-Boys
*[[File:RevRightKMT.png]] [[Tridemism|Han kuo-yu]] (1957-) [[File:Cball-Taiwan.png]] Smol Cheesia
*[[File:TerrorCapitalism.png]] [[Dengism|Li Qiang]] (1959-) [[File:Cball-China.png]] Cheesia
*[[File:Umngok.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Adham Baba]] (1962-) [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Bolehland
*[[File:Confem-alt.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Rina Harun]] (1973-) [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Bolehland
*[[File:PAS.png]] [[Islamic Democracy|Wan Ahmad Fayhsal Wan Ahmad Kamal]] (1987-) [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Bolehland
*[[File:SamKhan.png]] [[Fourth Theory|Sameera Khan]] (1991-) [[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] Wow Grape / [[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz
*[[File:Amos Yee.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|Amos Yee]] (1998-) [[File:Cball-Singapore.png]] Triangle/[[File:Cball-US.png]] Gunz
}}
[[file:Altcentr.png]] '''Ur going to PCB Land''' {{Collapse|
'''ADD YOURSELF HERE IF YOU WANT'''
*[[File:Neoafun.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism|Afunhumaninter]]
*[[File:DualPlay.png]] [[Marxism|DualPlay]]
*[[File:NSL.png]] [[National Liberalism|Pirate Tails]]
*[[File:Saadeh.png]] [[Saadehism|Syronat]]
*[[File:Jao2.png]] [[Aristocracy|Jao]]
*[[File:Socauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|NotSoFar31]]
*[[File:LogicalGreyismf.png]] [[Trotskyism|Logitsky]]
*[[File:NeoBingo.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Carpfam]]
*[[File:INKYSOC.png]] [[Anarcho-Totalitarianism|Inkysoc]]
*[[File:Literally_cream_man.png]] [[Fourth Theory|Cream Man]]
*[[File:MinnDist.png]] [[Nazism|SamChrry]]
*[[File:Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism|Eggs jpg]]
*[[File:Ziotard.png]] [[Zionism|TheKaiserKiller]]
*[[File:Jadehad.png]] [[Jihadism|JadeCrystalCat]]
*[[File:SomeCrusade.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|SomeCrusader1224]]
*[[File:MGTOW-dunce.png]] [[Manosphere|Melvinshermen]]
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism|BluetoothMode]]
*[[File:MedDavilanda.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism|Davilanda13]]
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Lpyaperson]]
*[[File:SwordC.png]] [[National Anarchism|SwordComrade]]
*[[File:Nutzi.png]] [[Nazism|AdolfusHortler]]
*[[File:Yugotard.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism-Maoism|YugoslavPartisan2]]
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|CynicalLibra]]
*[[File:Ultroid.png]] [[Left Communism|Comrade Kretk]]
*[[File:Meowxtard.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|K1R4KW33N/Meowxism]]
*[[File:TheElectricBomb.png]] [[Socialism|TheElectricBomb]]
*[[File:2x2Amateur.png]] [[National Libertarianism|2x2Master]]
*[[File:Omega.png]] [[Radical Centrism|Omega]][[Moderatism|1065]]
*[[File:Mebrouk.png]] [[Islamic Democracy|Mebrouk]] [[File:Mebrouk-2.png]]
*[[File:SmartSimulatorIcon.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Smart Simulator]]
*[[File:DinelTontoza.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Daniel]] [[Market Socialism|Buchenmann]]
*[[File:RedBlue122_1.png]] [[Nazism|RedBlue122]]
*[[File:TrumpNazbol.png]] [[Fourth Theory|AmericanCatholic]]
*[[File:Hydra.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Hydra]]
*[[File:Cflski.png]] [[Tridemism|Sykar Socialist]]
*[[File:WokeCommiesucc.png]] [[Marxism|Marsvner]]
*[[File:Mayflower76Small1.png]] [[Classical Conservatism|Mayflower76]]
*[[File:Tsumugikotobuki8814ism.png]] [[Nazism|MugiKotobuki8814]]
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism|WMS7588]]
*[[File:TammyDunce.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism#Pan-Slavism|MedicsChaotics]] [[File:Mikolayism_Pixel_Idot.png]]
*[[File:Jeff1123.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Jeff1123]]
*[[File:Infantiledisorder.png]] [[Council Communism|Jef]][[Situationism|Bol]] [[File:ProSitu.png]]
*[[File:16384ism.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Person #16384]]
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|PolPotIsBased]]
*[[File:Brazlibtard.png]] [[Third Way|Killer Kitty]]
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism|Mr Whooper Man]]
*[[File:Civlibert.png]] [[Civil Libertarianism|Brainrust123]]
*[[File:Tinismball.png]] [[Patchwork|Dr. Occo]]
*[[File:Monteir.png]] [[Anarcho-Totalitarianism|Guilherme Monteiro Jr.]]
*[[File:Poltard.png]] [[Alt-Right|Anidiotoncrack]]
*[[File:Tankie.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Kentucky Panda]]
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Heredy]]
*[[File:CentMarxDemSoc.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|MrNoNonsense]]
*[[File:Rigby.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Rigby]]
*[[File:Mordecai.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Mordecai]]
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|HEW]]
*[[File:TemujinLeeIcon.png.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism|Temujin]] [[Soulism|Lee]]
*[[File:Frenchgamer.png]] [[French Fascism|Messard]]
*[[File:EWBR2006-dunce.png]] [[Social Liberalism|EWBR2006]]
*[[File:LeninisBasedsmall.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Leninisbased556]]
*[[File:Rojtleft.png]] [[Marxist Feminism|Rojtavs]]
*[[File:soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism|Rayeliminuto]]
*[[File:Franco.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism|NeoxTheMonarchic]]
*[[File:Thugtholomew icon.png]] [[Technoliberalism|Thugtholomew]]
*[[File:VenezuelanNeocon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Dreggsu]]
*[[File:Gabotard.png]] [[Ismism|Gabovaura]]
*[[File:BHLolbert.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism|Fsclander256]]
*[[File:Uslib.png]] [[Neoconservatism#Liberal_Hawk|DarkEggChocolateBowser]]
*[[File:LibSocDemIcon.png]] [[Social Libertarianism#Libertarian_Social_Democracy|Miss IDK]]
*[[File:Libert3P.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism|Phill]] [[Syndicalism|Tchai]][[Archeofuturism|kovski]]
}}
*<s>And last, but not least, [https://www.emojiall.com/images/240/apple/1faf5.png '''YOU''']<br> (and everyone I hate)</s>
}}
{{Quote|
quote="Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't."
|speaker=[[File:Nietzsche.png]] [[Aristocracy|Friedrich Nietzsche]]
}}
'''Kakistocracy''' is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the Stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the Worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomenon.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]]/[[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Anprim.png]], [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there are all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, everything holds up alright. Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around.

Currently being practiced in every country. Yes, even in [https://www.emojiall.com/images/240/apple/1faf5.png '''YOUR'''] country.

==Hiztury==
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of the concept of ruling itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film ''Idiocracy'' in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with a post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".

===[[File:Cball-US.png]] 'Murika Frick yeh===
Many Americans consider the United States to be a country governed by the unfit, and many politicians have done their best to prove this true. While far from a recent phenomenon, the proliferation of technology has increased awareness of some of the more bizarre statements made by politicians in the country. Some examples include Joe Biden referring to someone as a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwVrg6UtxXQ Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws Obama claiming to have visited 57 states], Carter's translator seeming to imply the latter wished to grasp the private parts of the people of Poland, Ronald Reagan claiming trees cause more pollution than cars, LBJ showing off his private parts, as well as much of Trump's tweets which became infamous for coming off as unprofessional at best. However, three presidents tend to stand out for their dumb actions: George W. Bush, Herbert Hoover, and James Buchanan.

====[[File:GWB.png]] George W. Bush<s>(mIZuNDaREstIMaTeD)</s>====
George W. Bush, aka "Dubya", was known for his many "Bushisms" as president. Bushisms are defined as unconventional statements, phrases, pronunciations, and semantic and linguistic errors made by Bush often while speaking publicly. These Bushisms gave the impression that Bush was of low intelligence and were often used to mock the president, especially by [[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism|Political Satirists]] such as [[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Jon Stewart]]. Some Bushisms include:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."

"They mis underestimated me."

And of course there's the classic:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

====[[File:Hoover.png]] Herbert Hoover <s>(pRuZpeRiTy iZ RiGt uNDAr dA CoRnaR)</s>====
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====[[File:JBuchanan.png]] James Buchanan <s>(hIzTuRy WiL ViNdIcAtE HiZ mEmOrI)</s>====
James Buchanan is considered one of the worst US presidents because his actions made the Civil War unavoidable. His previous post as the ambassador to Russia resulted in the misconception that he was highly skilled in diplomacy when he was really sent there by Andrew Jackson to kick him out of politics, meaning he lacked any experience required to rule. When James Buchanan won the election in 1856, he was labelled a "doughface" for taking a pro-southern (pro-slavery <s>or pro-States' rights</s>) stance despite being a Northerner. He is accused of "nudging" the judges in the Dredd Scott case to rule that black people cannot sue for their own freedom and don't count as citizens. In 1861, when the CSA broke off, Buchanan did nothing. After losing the re-election he claimed "History will vindicate my memory from every unjust aspersion.", which was not true.

====[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] Matthew Israel <s>(u NeEd Da HoL eNvIrUhMuNt UnDr CoNtRoL)</s>====
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===[[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Go Rush B Suka Blyat===
As a country with a long history of political instability, Russia has had several leaders and movements which could be deemed as kakistocratic.

==== [[File:Nicholas2.png]] Tsar Nicholas II ====
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==== [[File:Rodzaevsky.png]] Konstantin Rodzaevsky ====
Despite being a prominent figure in the Russian fascist scene, Rodzaevsky still held some bizarre beliefs, such as that the Soviet Union would collapse in 1938 (when in reality it lived well into the Cold War and wouldn't collapse until several decades later) and that Hitler did not want to colonize Russia as accordingly, he had "changed his mind" on Russian people, despite Hitler never making such a statement.

At the end of the war, Rodzaevsky changed his mind and started supporting Joseph Stalin, believing that he removed all "Jewish influence" from the USSR and transformed it into a nationalist regime. He turned himself in the Soviets, who promised him freedom and a job as a journalist. In reality, this was a lie, as Rodzaevsky would be arrested and executed shortly after his return to the USSR.

===[[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Anu cheeki-breeki i v damke===
Ukraine has had several unqualified politicians in charge since it obtained independence, with several of them doing stupid things which eventually cultivated into memes, such as [[File:Azarov.png]] Azarov butchering his Ukrainian by misusing the 'i' [i:] letter, [[File:Yanuk.png]] Yanukovych having a golden toilet in his private residence and a loaf of bread made out of gold, [[File:Klychko.png]] Klychko saying ''"піська"'' (dick) instead of ''"після"'' (after).
====[[File:Zelensky.png]] Volodymyr Zelensky====
Volodymyr Zelensky was accused of being kakistocratic, since he had no political experience before being elected as president. He was also accused of being a drug addict, after showing supposed symptoms of cocaine addiction. Another reason for the accusation is the recent counter-offensive, which despite massive funding and supply of high-grade weapons made almost no gains in exchange for severe casualties and the loss of almost all ''Leopard-1 & 2'' tanks, ''Bradley's'' and the UK ''Challenger'' 2 tanks. The offensive has reached such a point that Ukraine has resorted to using human-wave-esque tactics against russian positions at a massive loss for very little gain.

On the diplomatic side, in talks with Joe Biden over weapons shipments, he managed to make Biden lose his temper when asking for more resources. His appointed diplomat actively insulted China and India as having "Low intellectual potential" when asking for military aid, fumbling the diplomatic effort completely. Other cabinet actions include the straining of relations with Poland, one of the chief supporters of Ukraine in the conflict.

====[[File:YuriiKhmel.png]] Yurii Khmelnytskyy <s>(Dad plz be proud of me)</s>====
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====[[File:BogdanHristoz.png]] Bogdan Hristoz====
Bogdan Hristoz is a Ukrainian Instagram celebrity who became a meme. He has made several strange statements: "There is a neighbor living in my wall with whom I communicate through a hole in the socket, who whispers satanic statements to me", assures that Jesus himself came to him, who then flew out of the window and was seen by his "neighbor in the wall".
A radical supporter of patriarchy and domestic violence, claims to drink some strange "pills for faith" given to him by a priest, assures that he has a business in Poland. Some people found his real place of work - a bio-toilet cashier. Hristoz has show absolute illiteracy, lack of sense of humor, naivety and hatred for the poor (although he himself is a peasant).

====[[File:Kyva.png]] Illya Kyva <s>(yA MaLeNkI gVynTik)</s>====
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===[[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] Ur going to Brazil===

Many Brazilians consider Brazil a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) and countless presidents have already said dumb and funny phrases, such as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5SOs7koPys ex-president Sarney trying to speak English], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hTO09M-C0s Collor cursing politely], [https://www.conversaafiada.com.br/pig/2011/12/04/fhc-entra-na-lista-da-frase-mais-idiota FHC saying ''"It's not to make everyone rich. I don't even know if it's worth it, because the rich life, in general, is very boring"''], but the biggest crazy things said were said by Lula, Dilma and Bolsonaro. Another example would be pornographic actresses entering politics ([https://extra.globo.com/noticias/brasil/estrela-porno-elisa-sanches-pre-candidata-camara-nao-me-corrompi-no-mundo-da-prostituicao-sera-mesmo-na-politica-25472486.html Elisa Sanches], [https://www.opovo.com.br/noticias/politica/2022/04/20/tigresa-vip-pt-lanca-atriz-porno-como-pre-candidata-a-deputada-estadual.html Tigresa Vip] and [https://politica.estadao.com.br/eleicoes/2020/candidatos/sp/sao-paulo/vereador/kid-bengala,14033 Kid Bengala]) and deputies talking crazy, as former deputy João Alves said in a statement about corruption ''"Easy. I won everything in the lottery. I won 125 times in the last two years",'' Arthur do Val said after visiting Ukraine ''"...Four of these were girls that if she shits you clean her *** with your tongue"'' and deputy Otoni de Paula debated in the chamber about the trans barbie.
*[[File:Lula.png]] '''Lula -''' Current President Lula has already made several crazy statements such as: ''"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVgtZY5oLGY Pelotas is a pole city, exporter of fags]"'', ''"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TeaxjzREHc Imagine a guy being accused of suicide and he wasn't the murderer, what's that the family of the deceased wants him to be killed]"'' or [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IiSrlqAF6I who doesn't like to read because he's lazy].
*[[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] '''Bolsonaro -''' The former president Bolsonaro, before becoming president in 2019, was known for his crazy and somewhat radical phrases, which he was called to programs TV shows because of their homophobic lines, such as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um2Vl_wnGQM Superpop] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmNWBma6hSM Cases of Family]. In 2018 in his presidential candidacy, his supporters took theirs and converted them into "mitadas" with botched video edits of him wearing sunglasses with the "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" meme ([https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bolsonaro+turn+down see]). During his presidency, the response to the pandemic was marked by controversies, such as the time he supported chloroquine. <s> (still supports) </s> He was also accused of committing arson in the Amazon forest (actually just ignored the fires until it was too late).
*[[File:Kogos.png]] '''Kogos -''' Paulo Kogos is an Ancap youtuber and political commentator, owner of the channel [https://www.youtube.com/@paulokogos Ocidente em Fúria]. He is known for his fringe and conflicting political ideas, conspiracy theories ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3VjdSC_GM example]) and childish behavior. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o8zj8XnA_M In one video], he said that the only effective solution to stop school shootings is to give high-caliber guns to elementary school children. He advocates for unrestricted free speech and opposes the use of state force, but he had called on the police on two occasions to arrest [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRdNmBB3g5c some] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgzbdK3SBA trolls]. Also, he defends the re-establishment of the Inquisition and the Crusades, which is not something that would come from an Ancap, and has shared several times his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl0e_Qbbbwg hate for Anatel] (National Telecommunications Agency, <s>weapon of the Global Elite</s>) because of bad internet connection.
====[[File:Dilma.png]] Dilma Roussef <s>(sAlUdaU mAnDiOCa)</s>====

Dilma Roussef was the former president of Brazil from 2011 to 2016, after being impeached. Her government was marked by corruption, unfinished works, protests, increased violence, increased poverty, scrapping health and education, alleged control of Lula (accusations), rising prices, inflation and of course '''MEMES'''.

Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning corn day, she said ''"We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn... I'm saluting mandioca"'' and said ''"When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens"'' ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMFX84cZpPM a meme remix about both lines]). Another remarkable speech was when she said ''"I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose"'' becoming one of the brands, along with "''We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal"''. In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.

After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an [https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/07/21/politica/1437493991_798914.html approval of only 7.7%], the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedalling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup";

===[[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Welcome to Bolehland===
Many Malaysians consider Malaysia a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) since the premiership of Muhyiddin Yassin and countless politicians and ministers have already said dumb and funny phrases and stunts, such as [https://www.thevibes.com/articles/news/6564/read-up-on-economic-theory-deputy-minister-tells-helicopter-money-critics Wan Fayshal's helicopter money solution to solve economical problems], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqPKeZZdEo8 Tajuddin Abdul Rahman's press conference on the LRT crash accident which he said "Normal... only the two cars are together... they kissed each other.."], and [https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2021/12/27/rina-was-cleaning-bird-droppings-says-dept/ Rina Harun's cleaning stunt], apart from crazy things said by Bung Moktar Radin (vulgarity in a Parliamentary session and praising Hitler after the 2014 World Cup finals), Ahmad Faizal Azumu ([https://www.bernama.com/en/news.php?id=1668096 claiming that the Orang Asli ethnicity should improve itself before asking for aid]), Zuraida Kamaruddin and former Health Minister Adham Baba.

====[[File:Mahiaddin.png]] Mahiaddin Yassin <s>(AbAh pErDaNA MeNtERi pRiHaTiN dEmI nEgArA)</s>====
Mahiaddin Yassin was the former Prime <s>Mangkuk</s> Minister of Malaysia from 2020 to 2021. His government was marked by controversial statements, party-hoppers, protests, bureaucratic complications, COVID-19 mismanagement, abuse of emergency powers (accusations), high living costs, unemployment, acts of treason against the monarchy (accusations) and of course '''HASHTAGS'''.

Due to the State of Emergency that was enacted in 2021 that was intended to curb COVID-19 (which actually didn't work as cases skyrocketed during the emergency period), several activists claimed that Mahiaddin had abused his powers to consolidate his position especially when several BN lawmakers declared a motion of no confidence, apart from civil rights abuse when the State of Emergency included violation of free speech. A series of protests then erupted, such as:
* #Undi 18 (Vote 18) protests (in response to the delay of the constitutional amendment on the voting age)
* #Buka Puasa Buka Parlimen (Open Parliament Open Fast) protests (as Parliamentary sessions were suspended during the State of Emergency)
* #Bendera Putih (White Flag) movement (an act of raising the white <s>French surrender</s> flag to seek assistance in terms of food, medication, etc.)
* #Bendera Hitam (Black Flag) movements and the #Lawan (Rival) protests in response to the Mahiaddin Cabinet, which the latter has said to be full of "bowls" (Mangkuk, a pejorative term to refer to dumb people) and the Mahiaddin government was called #KerajaanGagal (Failed Government) for the same reasons.
Mahiaddin later repealed the Emergency state without debating the Emergency Ordnance in the Parliament <s>(because why not)</s>, which the government was then called #KerajaanDerhaka (Government of Treason) as he recalled the emergency ordnance before the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong.

After his resignation as Prime Minister, his appointment as the President of the National <s>Decay</s> Recovery Council sparked controversy due to his poor track record, which eventually led to the worsening electoral performance of [[File:Perikatan Nasional.png]] Perikatan Nasional, until late-2022. During election campaigns, Mahiaddin made several Freudian slips, which including urging supporters to [https://suara.tv/12/11/2022/kita-tak-boleh-percaya-lagi-perikatan-nasional-muhyiddin-tersasul-lagi/ "distrust Perikatan Nasional" instead of "distrust Barisan Nasional"] (which was later corrected) in 2022 and [https://www.utusan.com.my/nasional/2019/02/muhyiddin-tersasul-ajak-pengundi-india-sokong-bn/ urged Indian voters to "Vote Barisan Nasional" instead of "vote Pakatan Harapan" in 2019.]

====[[File:Umngok.png]] Adham Baba <s>(MiNuM AiR sUaM rAwAt KoBiD)</s>====
Former Minister of <s>Pseudoscience, Luddism and Degradation</s> Science, Technology and Innovation of Malaysia Adham Baba sparked controversy during his tenure as Minister of <s>Unhealth</s> Health from 2020-2021. These included several pseudoscientific statements and stupid stunts including:

*Incorrect demonstration of surgical mask use
*Claiming that warm water helps to "flush away" SARS-CoV-2, where it would be killed by stomach acid (despite without scientific evidence)
*"WHO conference call with 500 countries" statement
*Spanish Fly (Freudian slip of "Spanish Influenza (Flu)") killed a million people statement

Such stunts eventually lead to criticisms by the predecessor Dzulkefly Ahmad, urging Adham to let the former's two deputies either take charge of the ministry's decision-making or resign. He said many were confused by Director-General of Health Noor Hisham's emphasis that he was just a 'messenger' and did not provide a scientific explanation behind the decision.

===[[File:Argentina.png]] South American nazi shelter===

====[[File:Isabelita.png]] Isabel Peron <s>(BeTaR ThAn JuAn)</s>====
Isabel Person is considered to have been incredibly unqualified because she did not have higher education and dropped out of school after failing to pass the 5th grade. She only got to power due to being Juan Peron's wife. Her lack of intelligence reduced her to a mere puppet of Jose Lopez Rega. Her attempts to reduce debt by printing money only resulted in more inflation. She also betrayed the labor movement, helping the AAA massacre suspected leftists. Her actions resulted in her being overthrown by [[File:Videla.png]] Videla and his supporters.

===[[File:Cball-Mexico.png]] Nacho mango chimichanga===
====[[File:PRI.png]] Peña Nieto <s>(No FuE aLbUr No SeAn AsI) </s>====
Enrique Peña Nieto is the former president of Mexico from 2012 to 2018. He is considered to be one of the worst presidents in Mexico's history. Some of his phrases became memes in the Mexican community due to how stupid they were. Some examples include the time when he said that 5 minutes is less than 1 minute, the moment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfySKDRlK_c he tried to speak English (and failed to do so)], or when he said "I can say that the president of the republic drinks Coca-Cola every day, Coca-Cola Light."

===[[File:Cball-Equatorial Guinea.png]] stronger than you equator guinea pig===
Equatorial Guinea is a considerably poor African country, having one of the [[w:Education_Index|worst education indices in the world]], 13th in infant mortality (2020, according to the UN, human rights abuses and a high degree of Corruption. It had 2 presidents during its history and according to the Democracy Index, it is one of the most authoritarian countries in the world, even more than countries like Saudi Arabia and Russia, also one of the most difficult to open a business according to the Heritage Foundation.

====[[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] Francisco Macias Nguema <s>(DeRe iS nO GaWd bUt hE)</s>====
Francisco Macias Nguema was the former president of Equatorial Guinea between 1968 and 1979, in which his totalitarianism made his nation known as African Dauchau, African Pol Pot, one of the worst dictators and self-declared "Marxism-Hitlerism". Estimates point out that he killed about 6% to 15% of the population (at the time, about 350,000), in total dying from 20,000 to 80,000.

He was a man considered mentally ill, manic-depressive, paranoid, violent, psychopathic and megalomaniac. In power, he censored the media, completely isolated the country and abolished private enterprise and private individual life (completely, somewhat similarly to 1984). He created a black ethnostate of the Fang ethnicity, ordering to kill, rape and torture anyone who was of another ethnicity, evident in the mass rape actions and campaigns and in his following line ''"Kill the white, rape the women, you have the right to loot, death penalty for anyone who helps the white man! We are at war against Spanish imperialism! The loggers are our enemies!"'', he also ordered the killing of immigrants with inhuman torture and humiliation, such as the placing of ants with iron. in their bodies. Several schools were closed and the ones that remained were scrapped and indoctrinated, in which he himself indoctrinated the students, and also persecuted intellectuals for wearing glasses. He was also a cannibal, in which he ate, broke and decorated the skulls and heads of enemies, some of which he personally stabbed. One of his main marks was his attachment to Nazis and Hitler, whom he praised numerous times, also clinging to Francisco Franco, Idi Amin, Bokassa, Kim Il-sung and the Falangists. Catholicism, which is the predominant religion in Guinea, was first modified to idolize it, but later it was banned, with the death penalty and even crucifixion of followers, in addition to the word Jesus being banned, destroying the churches, ordering to defecate in the bibles and prohibiting ceremonies and religious celebrations (wedding, funeral, Christmas, Easter, etc). Even though the state was atheist, there was a cult of personality, in which he was regarded as god and creator of the universe, giving God authorization, together with forbidding the word "intellectual". There was sexual blackmail, children in the military, widespread hunger, complete destruction of the economy and infrastructure, banned bread, robbed banks, increased infant mortality, a life expectancy of only 30 years, end of agriculture and industries, and support from the communist blocs. He has managed to earn the ire of even his own nephew Teodoro Mbasogo, who deposed and killed him in 1979, becoming president consecutively.

====[[File:Teodoro Mbasogo.png]] Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo <s>(whY diD U KiwL uR GaWd NepEw)</s>====
Teodoro Mbasogo has been the current president of Equatorial Guinea since '''1979 (43 years)'''. Even after an improvement in the economy and in foreign relations, and being saner than his uncle (the bar is so low, that almost anything goes), he was accused of crimes against humanity, scrapping education, cannibalistic CBT ("He wants me to go back to Guinea to eat my testicles" - Severo Moto), corruption, plutocracy, autocracy, ([https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/02/12/politica/1423700885_880122.html carnival in Brazil with its theme and bragging] <s>shamefully</s>) ethnocentrism <s> (why yes)</s> and personality cult (state radio in 2003 classified him as a god).

===[[File:Cball-China.png]] Chin Cheng Hanji===
Historically speaking, China had some unqualified rulers, usually near the end of the dynasty's lifespan. According to the Mandate of Heaven, if the ruler is very incompetent, he dooms his entire dynasty and a new, more competent dynasty replaces them.

====[[File:Jin Dynasty.png]] Jin Dynasty====
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===[[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Super Mario Land===
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====[[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Antonio Razzi <s>(pRoPieRtA dI BeRLuScOnNI)</s>====
Antonio Razzi (Giuliano Teatino, February 22, 1948) is an Italian politician and television personality

In the 2006 elections, he was elected to the Chamber of Deputies on the Italia dei Valori list in the Foreign - Europe constituency and confirmed in the 2008 general elections. About ten years later, in an interview with the show Le Iene, he declared that the vote of Italians residing abroad would be piloted through electoral fraud organized by local sections of patronates and trade unions that would take care of sending stolen ballots or making people vote illegally.

He is often criticized for his lack of skills and for his difficulty in mastering the Italian language. This difficulty in expressing oneself correctly in Italian was also noted in a speech to the Senate in June 2013.
When interviewed by un giorno da pecora, Razzi claimed to be "owned by Berlusconi, what he tells me I do". He also added that for Berlusconi he would do "anything, even throw himself under a train"
On the occasion of the election of the President of the Republic in 2015, he declared that he was also ready to vote for [[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Totò Riina]], if Berlusconi asked him.

Razzi has repeatedly expressed positive judgments on North Korea's policy and on the work of Kim Jong-un, calling him "a moderate" who "is trying to bring some democracy to that country". In fact, he denied that the country is under dictatorship, comparing North Korea to the "Switzerland of the East" with "beautiful and very clean streets [...] There you can go easy, nobody touches you. It's not Rome. Perhaps it is the safest nation I know ".
Contrary to United Nations claims, the senator denied that there are prison camps in North Korea stating that at most "there are very large tomato greenhouses, never seen so big, they will be those, they mistake them for camps "
According to him, Kim Jong-Un and his generals "are very good people" and have no belligerent intentions.
Razzi also denied that North Korea is in possession of the atomic bomb, contrary to numerous international sources as well as the numerous nuclear tests that North Korea still carries out.
On 31 August 2014, together with Matteo Salvini, he visited North Korea again and delivers a letter to the president of the Supreme People's Assembly Kim Yong-nam addressed to the dictator Kim Jong-un.

===[[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Kurwa go clean toilet===
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====[[File:Kononowicz.png]] Krzysztof Kononowicz <s>(nJe bęDzIE niCzeGo)</s>====
Krzysztof Kononowicz is a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1VQwg6jxU and a corresponding campaign ad], in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Since then his list of exploits and antics has included (and is not limited to) burning the [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] [[Jihadism|Islamic State]] flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting [[File:Biedroń.png]] [[Progressivism|Robert Biedroń]] in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ql3Oo9ZQc "beacuse Spring is..the spring, pleasure, happiness, honesty, trees are blooming, everything, fruits, apples, pears, plums, sweet cherries, cherries, mirabelles, sorrel, everything grows, pears, tomatoes, cucumbers, everything and vote for Spring the Party, beacuse it's very, very, the party is very honest and truthful of Ryszard Biedroń"]) and denying the existence of COVID pandemic.

====[[File:Jablonowskism.png]] Aleksander Jabłonowski <s>(w cO gRasZ kuRwA)</s>====
Aleksander Jabłonowski, (real name Wojciech Olszański) is a Polish actor, who started vlogs on youtube. Is considered a "patostreamer" (portmanteau of the words "pathology" and "stream"). He gained notoriety for anti-semitic, homophobic and staunchly [[File:Russophilia.png]] [[Fourth Theory|pro-russian]] views, [[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|rape-supporting]], [[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|anti-vaccination]] and other conspiracy theories. He thinks that [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|NATO]] is the worst enemy of Poland and supports Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko. Jabłonowski himself used to be an actor, so it's theorized his controversial views may be just a part of live-action role-play. He also threatened children, made childish facial expressions and has shown insane behaviours such as chanting and so on, in his patostreams.

====[[File:Duda.png]] Andrzej Duda <s>(muSisZ byĆ TWardY</s>)====
Andrzej Duda is the 5th president of Poland, known for general incompetence like lack of knowledge of English, signing any bill his party orders him to sign, calling Poland "Polin" on Hanukkah, telling the survivors of The Volyn Massacre to "Watch words" on the anniversary of the event, saying such phrases as "When you're a President you gotta be tough" (despite only being a rubberstamp for the party) and releasing a cryptic, out of touch rap music video as a part of Hot16Challenge campaign meant to raise funds for the medical personnel during the COVID pandemic.

====[[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Zbigniew Stonoga <s>(Nje wartło biło kurła)</s>====
Zbigniew Stonoga is a Polish journalist and youtuber, who is one of the most infamous anti-PiS politicians. He supported the presidential candidacy of [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism|Janusz-Korwin Mikke]], but then he opposed the Confederation coalition. He created a party called Stonoga Partia Polska (Polish Stonoga Party). Online, he is mostly known for videos where he insults the [[File:PiS.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|PiS]] government and minister of justice [[File:ZiobroK.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Zbigniew Ziobro]].

====[[File:Gomułka.png]] Władysław Gomułka <s>(WjeSt je pOStemP cZy nIE mA poSTeMpU)</s>====
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====[[File:Komorowski.png]] Bronisław Komorowski <s>(hoĆ cZOguNiE)</s>====
Bronisław Komorowski was the 4th president of Poland from 2010 to 2015 and has become infamous for his numerous [[File:GWB.png]] Bushism-esque gaffes committed while in office. More notorious examples include standing on a chair in Japanese National Diet and ordering the Chief of the National Security Bureau to "c'mere, shogun", stealing the Swedish Queen's glass of champagne when trying to make a toast, making spelling mistakes when submitting an entry in the condolence book after the Great East Japan Earthquake, falling asleep during the state celebrations, using the Wikipedia page as a cheat sheet during the meeting of National Security Council and being the author of phrases such as "the thing about water is that it accumulates and poses a danger, then flows into the Baltic Sea", "beacuse [[File:Obamium.png]] [[Third Way|Mr. President]], Poland and USA are like marriage. You gotta trust your wife, but you gotta occasionally check if she's faithful" (nobody in the room laughed) or "there is a saying that a Polish aviator will fly on the barn door if he has to. So Ladies and Gentlemen, this is not bound to happen. They will be flying the F-16s".

===[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bri'ish oi bruv its chewsday innit ===
====Æthelred II the Unready <s>(tOtAlY rEdY)</s>====
The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.

During the reign of Æthelred, England suffered from constant raids by the [[File:Cball-Denmark.png]] Danes. Æthelred, perhaps supported by the [[File:Cball-Normandy.png]] Normans as a result of his marriage with Emma of Normandy, issued an edict authorizing the killing of Danes living in England, thus demonstrating his intention to kill them all. King's plan was prepared in strict secrecy. On 13th of November, 1002, all the Danes living in England were mercilessly slaughtered, known as the St. Brice's Day massacre.

====[[File:Plantagenet.png]] John Lackland <s>(aLl My LaNdS gOnE)</s>====
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====[[File:NevilleChamberlain.png]] Neville Chamberlain <s>(pEaCe iN oUr tImE)</s>====
Neville Chamberlain was the PM of the United Kingdom from 1937 to 1940. He is considered to be one of the worst Prime Ministers due to his foreign policy of appeasement, which did not prove effective at containing Nazism. The most infamous example of appeasement was the Munich Agreement, where he handed over Czechoslovakia to Nazi Germany because he believed it was not worth fighting for. He claimed it would bring "peace in our time" when it only gave the 3rd Reich an advantage before the proper beginning of WW2. Chamberlain resigned in 1940 due to a lack of internal and popular support.

Many historians believe that appeasement was done because the British army was not in a good condition to fight another major war.

====[[File:Truss.png]] Liz Truss <s>(wE deLivErD eNerGi pRaIcE gaRanTi)</s>====
Liz Truss was the 55th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, until resigning on October 20th, 2022 just 44 days after being sworn in, serving the shortest term in UK prime ministerial history. Her government was marked by a crash in the pound, massive tax cuts that were paid only by borrowing (which were completely U-turned), union strikes, high inflation, big increase in bond yields.
Many of her speeches have become memes on the internet, with the main sources of "Liz truss memes" being on the PoliticsJOE [https://www.youtube.com/c/PoliticsJOE] [[File:YouTube.png]] Youtube channel. There are many examples such as her mispronouncing the name of Ireland's parliament (Taoiseach) as "Irish tea sock" and also not being able to say the word "literate", talking about implementing spelling tests when she was education minister. She has also been known to cosplay Thatcher [https://twitter.com/louishenwood/status/1548047108363628548] only for political attention. She is also known to respond to any kind of PMQ from the opposition with either "we delivered on the energy price guarantee" or "Putin caused energy prices to soar" and saying that she wants to "crackdown on the militant unions" while at the same saying she is pro-worker, even when [[File:Starmer.png]] Keir Starmer made a joke about her term in office.

In her final PMQs, she mentioned that she is a "fighter, not a quitter" in response to the U-turns that were taken on every single proposal she promised in the leadership campaign against [[File:Sunak.png]] Sunak. Despite this, soon after the PMQs, she announced her <s>rage-quit</s> resignation, lasting for a shorter time than lettuce [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/19/world/europe/liz-truss-lettuce-stream.html].

====[[File:Yiannopoulos.png]] Milo Yiannopoulos====
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====[[File:Tate.png]] Andrew Tate <s>(wAt CaLaH iZ uR BwUgAti)</s>====
Andrew Tate is a British-American influencer, retired kickboxer, and generally considered misogynist living in Romania. He has become a target of mockery for his views on women, that men should be able to cheat on their wives, and that men prefer dating 18-19 year olds because they are "likely to have had sex with fewer men". Aside from misogyny he is often mocked for believing that depression is not real.

Recently, he ran into legal issues when he released a response video to Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg after being insulted by the former, where he accidentally showed a pizza box belonging to a Romanian restaurant, confirming his location in Romania and leading to him and his brother being arrested by Romanian authorities in December of 2022.

===[[File:Cball-Australia.png]] Ged-day MAYT! Wellcum to ‘straya ===

====[[File:Albo.png]] Anthony Albanese <s>(wHyElL wHeRe fiTiNg iNfLaTiOn, dA lbRaLl pArti iZ fiTiNg cUlTur wOrs!)</s>====
The Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese has been accused of being kakistocratic, mainly due to his broken promises of trying to curve inflation and ending the cost-of-living crisis in Australia, as well as Albanese making extremely contradictory statements, such as when on his Twitter account, where he stated that [https://x.com/albomp/status/1747124730581381345?s=46&t=eWEckz0qmEvdSB6mUiZvnA| he and his administration was fighting economic issues while the Liberal Party was “fighting Culture Wars”]. Another reason for the accusations is the Voice to Parliament, where throughout much of 2023, he tried to implement an “advisory body for Aboriginals” through a voting process, with it resulting in a resounding defeat. He has also been accused of trying to undermine Australia’s National Sovereignty by getting closer to the United States while not asserting Australia’s power when China attacked an Australian Ship in 2023. All the while accusing the Liberal Party of doing nothing to help Australians when they were in power. Overall, this has lead to opponents questioning if he was ever able to lead Australia.

===[[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit===
W.I.P
====[[File:PCM.png]] r/PoliticalCompassMemes <s>(aUtHrIgHt ChAd lIblEfT SoY fLaIr Up! 1!!1!1!!!) </s>====
r/PoliticalCompassMemes is a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing stereotypes on the political compass, ranging both from left-right and authoritarian-libertarian. While the content is usually harmless, since 2020 and the COVID-19 pandemic, the subreddit has gained a lot of [[File:Alt-shite.png]] alt-lite members following a wave of bans across the website, which many believe has degraded the quality of its content.

Nowadays, the subreddit is notorious because of often low-effort (usually right-wing) agenda posts with dogwhistles for fascism, racism, conspiracy theories or basically any extreme ideology. They've also been accused of political illiteracy.

While there is a general reputation of r/PoliticalCompassMemes being a right-wing circle-jerk from people across different platforms, many users have proceeded to just get [[File:OchloAngry.png]] <s>T R I G G E R E D</s> massively butthurt over this, coping by making low-quality comics which just re-use the same soyjak template over and over, where their critics are poorly strawmanned, usually being represented as [[File:Soyjak.png]] soyjak/SJW [[File:SJW.png]] stereotypes, who is then contrasted to the "based", "unbiased", and "chad" PCM users. Unsurprisingly considering this is reddit, these posts tend to get extreme amounts of karma from fellow users, making the posters of such comics think that it somehow makes them "right".

The posts can be marked with tags, the most popular one being "Agenda Post" which is used to memes in which the author's quadrant appears as a "based gigachad" had while another quadrant which the author doesn't like appears as a crying wojak.

The "memes" (if you can call them that) have the following:
*[[File:Libleft.png]] [[Progressivism|Green LibLeft]] - In the early days of political compass memes, libleft, at least in it's less extreme form was initially the voice of reason between the other three quadrants, abstaining from the greed, totalitarianism, hatred, racism, classism, and genocide that the other quadrants to varying degrees exhibited, as well as usually being representative of libertarian-wing of the socialist movement, usually being explicitly an anarcho-communist, however nowadays this has largely been changed significantly, with libleft usually being turned into a strawman against mainstream liberals and social media progressives that lean even vaguely to the left of center, as of now there are now currently 3 main stereotypes that represent libleft: The first would be a soyboy [[File:Soyjak.png]] mainstream media fan (and they would be all the evil in the world, <s>definitely not biased, trust me</s>); The second would be a chronically online [[File:SJW.png]] SJW fascinated by tiktok and twitter, as well as the [[File:Gay.png]] LGBT subculture, and other forms of identity politics generally, such as Transgenderism, fourth-wave feminism, the Neurodiversity movement, and Minority Representation, usually is now used interchangably with [[File:Orangelibleft.png]] {{PCBA|SJW|Orange LibLeft}}. The third would be a generic stereotype of an [[File:Insarch.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism|anarchist hooligan]].
**[[File:Orangelibleft.png]] {{PCBA|SJW|Orange LibLeft}}, aka PCM's archnemesis - basically the [[File:SJW.png]] SJW stereotype commonly associated with the LibLeft quadrant. Sometimes associated with the [[File:Leftunity.png]] [[Socialism|Left Unity]] quadrant due to claims that Orange Libleft were "[[File: EcoWatermelon.png]] green on the outside while red on the inside", similar to a watermelon. Despite the original idea being made by genuine liblefts and other leftists to parody pseudo-liblefts, who only proclaim to be fellow liblefts yet act entirely contrary to those values, similar to Polcompball's ideology [[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]], Orange libleft now is most often been used to represent libleft as a whole.
*[[File:Authright.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|AuthRight]] - It has 5 stereotypes: The first would be a conservative Christian [[File:Trumpism.png]] pro-Trump [[Right-Wing Populism|right-wing populist]]; The second would be a [[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|masculine traditionalist]] [[File:Chad.png]] "based gigachad" [[File:Gigachad.png]] <s>(yup, totally not biased)</s>; The third would be a [[File:Poltard.png]] [[Alt-Right|racist/Nazi/Alt-Right]] stereotype, used by some left-wing users; The fourth would be a [[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|theocratic tyrant king]], full of perks and absurdly rich, in other words, a crass stereotype; And the fifth would be a religious fundamentalist which varies based on various religions, especially [[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|Jihadists]], [[File:Catheo.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Catholic bishops]] or [[File:Crusadism.png]] [[Crusadism|The Crusaders]].
*[[File:Authleft.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|AuthLeft]] - Literally a stereotype of communists created by rightists, that is, a [[File:RedTerror.png]] [[State Socialism|stuff-doing dictator]] under whom 1000000000000 people die of starvation or execution, hammer and sickle in every corner, propaganda and giant autocracy. Other variants of the Authleft Stereotype would be the [[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|Winnie the Pooh/Xi Jinpooh]] wojak when the meme was centered on Chinese politics, used by users critical of China/[[File:Cball-Taiwan.png]] pro-ROC users, or sometimes represented by [[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Vladimir Putin]] for the Russian version, despite Putin being AuthUnity (leaning right) Occasionally (and erroneously), this quadrant is also used to refer to policy decisions of the United States [[File:Demcr.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Democratic Party]].
*[[File:Libright-yellow.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism|Yellow LibRight]] - It has 3 stereotypes: The most used, which would be a gigantic stereotype of a self-centered [[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|capitalist]] who loves money above all, an extreme fan of private property or anything private (which [[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism|paints everything gay in the month of June]] while reverting things back by the beginning of the month of July); The second stereotype would be an [[File:Fat.png]] [[Isolationism|obese 14-year-old MGTOW otaku cryptobro]]; The third one is a [[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism|self-proclaimed "free thinker"]] who never questions anything [[File:ElonMusk.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism|Elon Musk]] and [[File:RonPaul.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism|Ron Paul]] say.
**[[File:Libright-purple.png]] [[Avaritionism|Purple LibRight]] - A pedophile kidnapper/child rapist (usually with candy) who is a fan of Jeffrey Epstein, and who would have child slaves.
*[[File:Moder.png]] [[Apoliticism|Centrists]] [[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] - A cook and the "I Just Wanna Grill for God's Sake" meme, being seen as either based or a coward. Divided into two factions, the [[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] [[Radical Centrism|radical centrists]] and the [[File:Moder.png]] [[Moderatism|grey centrists]]
*[[File:Libunity-yellow.png]] [[Primalism|LibUnity]] - An extremely regressionist monkey who keeps saying "Reject human, embrace monkey" or a [[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|Neoluddist]] who keeps saying how "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race". Also represented by [[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|Anti-Authoritarians]] who fight against Authunity.
*[[File:Authunity.png]] [[Nazism|AuthUnity]] - Literally a stereotypical [[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|totalitarian tyrant dictator]] / AuthRight's third stereotype. Some people misplace [[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] as it is AuthLeft because of the economy.
*[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] [[Conservatism|Right Unity]] - Sometimes used to depict a stereotypical rightist, especially when comparing to a stereotypical leftist ([[File:Leftunity.png]] [[Socialism|Left Unity]]) in memes, usually in the form of Chad Soyjak meme format. May also be used to describe most right-populists, moderate nationalists or [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|neoconservatives]].
*[[File:Offcompass.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Off-compass positions]] - used in the "me normally vs me when X" memes to depict user's reaction(s) towards a specific issue(s).
* Unflaired are scum and should flair up <s>[https://www.reddit.com/user/--UNFLAIRED--/ with an exception of u/--UNFLAIRED--]</s>

====r/okbuddyretard====
r/okbuddyretard is an intentionally kakistocratic subreddit. As implied by the name, people there intentionally act like retarded kids, both in their posts (memes that mostly follow the "caption on top, caption at the bottom" format with topics such as ur mom) and in the comment section, where emojis are commonly overused.

==Purzanaleti==
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin ur mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject. Generally tries to be friendly with most non-"nerd" and non-darwinist ideologies, but is largely ignored and/or despised by everyone else (except for Machajskism and Pol Potism).

==Huw to Drah==
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The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/] this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
#Drah a bol.
#Drah a straype of light-gween.
#Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile.
#Drah an Ω on the faice's forehed, awso in light-gween.
#Drah (optiunaley tiltad) eys.
#Drah a proppelar hat and ure done.
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|c1 = Light Green
|h1 = #00D560
|c2 = White
|h2 = #FFFFFF
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==Relayshunshipz==
===KEWL FWENZ===
''(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)''

*[[File:Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy|Pwane guy]] - i wike pwanes.
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nerd smashar]] - i wike hitting nerds against treez! Maybe we can pway fotbaww at the kiwwing fields?
*[[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism|Cwown]] - i wike cwowns!
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism|Kebab Tuwkey Wutermewon guy]] - Kebabs, tuwkeys and wutermewons yummy.
*[[File:Kemal.png]] [[Kemalism|Hewping Tuwkey]] - i wike tuwkey and hewping.
*[[File:Grey-Wolves-icon-pcb.png]] [[Turkish Idealism|Big doggi mean tuwkey]] - Big doggi want to make tuwkey bigger, i wike dat. But ur mean and scawy.
*[[File:Falgsc.png]] [[Fully Automated Gay Space Communism|Wainbow woket guy]] - i wike wainbows and wokets
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Truhdishinle wainbow guy]] [[File:Homocon.png]] - Yay! Moar wainbows!!! He is moar owld fashind than the other too waibow guyz.
*[[File:Tradcon.png]] [[Classical Conservatism|Truhdishinle bri'ish guy]] - i wike tea, you wook wike my grampa. Awso yu sawnd funny.
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|Muney guy]] - i wike muney!
*[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy|MOAR muney guy]] - MOAR muney!
*[[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo|Vuvuzela muney pwinter guy]] - U also cweate moar muney, thats coow! i awso wike pwaying the vuvuzela :)
*[[File:Banana Republicanism.png]] [[Banana Republicanism|Banana guy]] - Imma banana, banana powar
*[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism|Wainbow Muney guy]] - He wikes muney and wainbows :)
*[[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Ooga Booga guy]] - he says ooga booga, vewy funi
*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism|Doggi]] - teehee, a doggi!
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Mean Doggi]] - ooo! another doggi! Owchie! This won bit me! :(
*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism|Quandale Dingle]] - "Watz up guiz? it'z Quandale Dingle here." Haha Quandale Dingle iz funni!!11!!!1!
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism|K-POP guy]] - i wike K-POP. Whopa gungam stayl!
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Mcdownalds person]] - Yay, mcdownalds!
*[[File:Burgerking.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Buwger King]] - i wike Buwger King.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Taco Guy]] - o wove tacos!
*[[File:BingChilling.png]] [[Dengism|Bing Chilling]] - BING CHILLING, an i wike cheese food...
*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism|Cown guy]] - I wike Cown.
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism|Twianguwar Chinese person]] [[File:3princ-col.png]] - yay! anodther cheese pirson!
*[[File:Cballalt-Japan.png]] [[State Shinto|Awime guy]] - i wike awime UwU.
*[[File:JapCom.png]] [[Reformist Marxism|Awime tank guy]] - i wike tanks and awime.
*[[File:Meow_Zedong.png]] [[Maoism|Kitty dat say mao]] - haha kiddy say mao! i pet kitty.
*[[File:Ancom_Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|Kitty dat scratch me]] - ooo! another kitty! pwease dont scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
*[[File:geokitty.png]] [[Georgism|Kitty]] - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
*[[File:Menslib.png]] [[Men's Liberation|Moar Kitty]] - Wow! Moar kitty? i wike this pwace!
*[[File:Foxite.png]] [[Radicalism|Flowa KEWL Kitty]] - i wike flowas, kitties and being KEWL 😎!
*[[File:Circulus.png]] [[Circulus Theory|Poopoo guy]] - i wike pwaying with poopoo.
*[[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism|Lowd guy]] - he said he will give me ewwything i want if i vote fow him.
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism|Boat Guy]] - i wike boats.
*[[File:Demarchy.png]] [[Demarchy|Sneks and Wadders guy]] - i wike Sneks and Wadders!
*[[File:Santa.png]] [[Gift Economy|Sawta Cwaus]] - yay! Sawta Cwaus! i been so good dis year.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism|Man who lookz like Cwaus]] - He pwut me on the nawty list and beat me whiff a stwick :|
*[[File:Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy|Piwate]] - yay! i wove piwates! yaw yaw yaw!
*[[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism|Free game piwate]] - awr, moar piwates! He awso bring me free gamez. :)
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism|BoomBoom guy]] - he make stuff go boom.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism|Moar BoomBoom guy]] - Kan I buy your BoomBoom stuff? <s>Why zis guy stolking me with weurd lonk toyz?</s>
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|Bwack Boomboom guy]] - Awother boomboom guy!
*[[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|Nerd bomber]] - send deez nerds boom boom boxes. <s>NOOOOOO!!!!!!! DONT TAKE MY HUGGY WUGGY POOP VIDEOS AWAY</s>
*[[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism|zoooooooooooom guy]] - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
*[[File:Rightac.png]] [[Landian Accelerationism|muney zooom guy]] - i helpd him go fast as well but i wike him beter becawse he gives me muney
*[[File:Unconditional_Accelerationism.png]] [[Unconditional Accelerationism|sad zooooom guy]] - hes wike the other zoooom guys but hwes so sawd :(
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - yay! Castwes and knights! can i bowow uw kewl hewmet?
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism|Knight dat share-wing wit me]] - cool! anothew knight, but dis time he share hiz honey candy wit me.
*[[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism|Knight snek]] - i wike sneks and knights.
*[[File:Indust.png]] [[Industrialism|Cwayon Candy guy]] - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistaw One Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy.. <s>wiat were u taiking mi??? "roum 101?"</s>
*[[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism|Wrong tawk cowboy]] - hehe, he tawk wrong too. YEEHAW!
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bath guy]] - yay wets tak a bath :D
*[[File:Legion.png]] [[Legionarism|Tic Tac Tow guy]] - i wike Tic Tac Tow.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Wussian anfwem guy]] - i see a wot of funi meems about yow anfwem, and you sownd funni
*[[File:Front.png]] [[Anarcho-Frontierism|Cowboy]] - cowboys are cool, can i wide your horsie?
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy|Sand guy]] - i wike sand! sand is skwishie.
*[[File:Biopos.png]] [[Bio-Posadism|Booger guy]] - i wike boogers, boogers awe funi
*[[File:Helicopter_Man.png]] [[Pinochetism|Helicopter guy]] - thanks for the kewl hat :)
*[[File:Fujimori.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Awime helicopter guy]] - i wike awime and hewicopter UwU.
*[[File:SocCred.png]] [[Social Credit|Mistaw kwedit kawd]] - tanks for da kwedit kawd!
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism|Kewl Kids Kwub]] - IM KEWL!!!! deez [[File:KKKf.png]] hatz wook funi and I wanna weaw dem!! Can I join teh cwub? but u also a scawy ghost <s>plz dont kiww Quandale Dingle</s>
*[[File:Makhaevism.png]] [[Machajskism|Nerd Hater]] - ie bof hate NERDS!! <s>Wat do u meen u don't want us kewl not nurds to rule and want none to rule?</s>
*[[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|Wainbow guy]] - i luv wainbows!!!!!
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism|Red eyes guy]] - i wike his strange tasting cookies. i donn know wut duz mawiwana means but sounds like fun!
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism|Peppa Pig World Guy]] - i WOVE peppa pig world!!
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Oyul guy]] - i wike covering myself in oyul. And i wike coll ow dawty
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way|Oyul flowa guy]] - i wike oyul and flowa
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Muney oyul guy]] - i wike muney and oyul
*[[File:Synclib.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Big Tent guy]] - can i pway in ur tent?
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy|Joo]] - he say he is joo, i dont know wut joo mean, and dat [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|meanie who took me camping]] sed he took joos like you camping, so joo sound like good pewson :)
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|Moar Joo]] - he say he awso joo, and he want soemthing called "joowish stayt", which is plase fow joos but not bad wike [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|his]] camp.
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism|Mean muney Joo :(]] - he iz as same az da guy abowe, and he want "joowish sdayt" eben biger and he wikes muney:D But he iz meener than the Jiw abowe :(
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism|Hewping Joo]] - i wike jiws and hewping
*[[File:Bundis.png]] [[Bundism|Anothar hewping joo]] - He awso wikes hewping, but he hates jooish sdayt. :(
*[[File:Shapirocube.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Funi oyul joo]] - I wike joo and oyu, he awso tawks funny
*[[File:Succdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Flowa guy called SUCCdem]] - I wike flowas, and SUCCdem nuts!! HAHA!!
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Bwue flowa guy]] - i wike fwoas and teh cowor bwue.
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism|Bwue and Gowd Flowa guy]] - i wike fwowas, muney and teh cowor bwue and gowd :D.
*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism|Yewow flowa who gives me free muney]] - i wike flowas and teh cowor yewow. Awso thanks fow the fwee muney!!!
*[[File:Soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism|Muney flowa guy]] - I wike muney and flowas
*[[File:Socauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Mean fwowa guy]] - I wike flowas, but hes mean.
*[[File:Kjellbergism-icon-2.png]] [[Nordic Model|PewDiePie]] - He pway minecwaft & make meatball! <s>he awso said funi gamer word on the bridge</s>
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Fawmer]] - He gwos food so I can eet it, yay!
*[[File:AnAg.png]] [[Agrarian Anarchism|Anofer fawmer]] - He gwos food for me aswew but he doesn have a coow twator wike [[Agrarianism|him]]!
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism|Wisse fawmer]] - He makes the wisse in my diner
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism|Wed mop guy]] - hehe, i wike mops and da calah wed.
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|Gaval guy]] - I wike ur funi gavel, it go bang bang bang!
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|Moar Gaval guy]] - He awso has gavel!
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism|Matchstick guy]] - i wike pwaying wiv matchsticks! :( waaaaa I buwned myself waaaaa :(
*[[File:AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism|Fiwe guy]] - i wike buwning stuff. :( waaaaa I buwned myself awain waaaaa :(
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism|Sand pit guy]] - wee i wike buildweng sandcastles in da sand pit! Awso, thanks for stoppweng [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|dat camping meanie]].
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|SUCCon]] - deez nuts funi.
*[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism|Electric guy]] - i wike pwaying with electrishitty butt I harve shooked mye self.
*[[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|Police Kar Guy]] - Wee Woo Wee Woo I wike police car
*[[File:Liqdem.png]] [[Liquid Democracy|Watur bottel]] - oh no im thiwsty. wook, a dwink yay! <small><s>Aw, mah tumi hurwts… *pukes*</s></small>
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism|Funi talk guy]] - he say "wenny weedy weeky" vewy funi!
*[[File:PolFal.png]] [[National Radicalism|Twacksuit guy]] - Hes weally nise and cawing, eveytime i wak past hym, he asqes me if i have a ploblem.
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right|Kekistan guy]] - [[File:Kekistan.png]] kekistan is a vewy funi contri naem!
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Funi Videos Guy]] - his funi SJW destwoyed numbah 80085 videos on youtube make me laff
*[[File:Tate.png]] [[Manosphere|Andwew taet]] - I wove andwew taet, what calah iz ur bwugati? He also hate cooties and smelly gorlz wike me
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism|Poland walwus]] - ur funi! can I hav a femboy too?
*[[File:Senatorialism (Tentacles).png]] [[Senatorialism|Squid Gaem]] - i ewt dalgowna candy becuwz it tasty, plwease downt kiww me ;(
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism|Snek Guy]] - Sneks go hisssssss. i wike dem. <s>But why arr u wibrawian? Pwease donit mayk mi wead!</s>
*[[File:Glibr.png]] [[Green Libertarianism|Gween snek Guy]] - I wike calah gween and sneks.
*[[File:Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism|Pwuple snek Guy]] - I awso wike the calah puwple bwut hes meener than da owther snek guy :c.
*[[File:Conbertf.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism|Bwue snek Guy]] - U r wike pwurpel snek guy, but not as meen.
*[[File:Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Gwey snek Guy]] - i dont wike gwey and ur a meenie, but i wike sneks.
*[[File:LiberMon.png]] [[Libertarian Monarchism|Snek King]] - I wike sneks and kings.
*[[File:Libtrans.png]] [[Libertarian Transhumanism|Wobot snek]] - I wike wobots and sneks.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|POOTIN]] - Pootin is suwch a funni name and I wike memes abouwt you
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Uhmaricuh Guy]] - I luv Uhmaricuh. I also wike the elaphint.
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Owange twump]] - Twump meems awe funni, and i wike how his skin is owange!
*[[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism|Stuff Guy]] - hehe, im stuff.
*[[File:Nation.png]] [[Nationalism|Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag.
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|Bwue Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and calah bwue.
*[[File:Isolation.png]] [[Isolationism|Pwrple Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and da calah pwrple.
*[[File:Econat.png]] [[Eco-Nationalism|Gween Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and da calah gween.
*[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism|Wed Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and da calah wed.
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism|Flowa Fwag Guy]] - He wikes fwag and flowas.
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism|Gwobe Guy]] - He wikes gwobe and da erd.
*[[File:Globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism|Wed Gwobe Guy]] - He wikes wed gwobe but not bwue gwobe.
*[[File:World_Federalism2.png]] [[World Federalism|Kown Sywup Guy]] - He wikes giwing me kown sywup, yummy.
*[[File:Mat-0.png]] [[Matriarchy|Ur mom]] - Doin' Your Mom, Doin' Doin' Your Mom.
*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy|Daddy]] - Daddy dont go, I dont wike being fatherwess :(.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism|Gae]] - Y r u GAE?
*[[File:Irridentism.png]] [[Irredentism|Big country guy]] - I weavvy wike watching altewnate histowy of yuwop videos on youtube! Spain, Ireland and Guatemala of wightful polish clay!
*[[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Karen]] - Hehe, Karen is funi name.
*[[File:JuanPeron.png]] [[Peronism|Guy who made me vice pwesident]] - U made me Vise Prasident, thank u so mwuch
*[[File:Videla.png]] [[National Capitalism|Car guy]] - Coow car, can I twake a wide in it?
*[[File:Karadzic.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Funi Serb water guy]] - Remove kebab! Serbia Stronk.
*[[File:Theodemocracy.png]] [[Theodemocracy|Hewping Moron]] - I wike morons and hewping.
*[[File:Welf.png]] [[Welfarism|Hewping guy]] - <s>Iruma-chi!</s> I wike hewping!!
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism|Cwy beby]] - I cwy two wen i dount gwet icwe cweem but y du u cwy abowt evewything?
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Meen gween guy]] - Hez also gween and just az kewl, but he iz meener than the other gween guy :c. And I wike mah litwe pawny and hyperpop
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism|Funni Weezart guy]] - Thiz guy wears funni hat and tallks funni too. Ai laike idt!
*[[File:Pinkie-icon.png]] [[Jingoism|Pinkie Pie]] - U r funni and I wike ur smyl sawn! C'mon evwipawny smyl smyl smyl! :D
*[[File:Mesocon.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Urine and Feces guy]] - U have funi videos.
*[[File:Nationalist_Front_of_Mexico.png]] [[Mexican Fascism|El Dum]] - OmG El Dum!
*[[File:Lev_Davidovich_Bronstein.png]] [[Trotskyism|KFC guy]] - I wuv KFC!!
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|Hide and Seek guy]] - Wets pway hide and seek!!
*[[File:Libms.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism|Wiberte Myushual guy]] - I wike ur adz wiff da emyu, dey ar funi.
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy|Cow guy]] - i wike cows too! <s>wayt... y did u caww me a "shoodwa"?</s>
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva|Funi cow guy]] - he tawks funi, and so sowwy iz a funni youtoob chanel.
*[[File:Tetra.png]] [[Tetrarchy|Tetris guy]] - I WOVE TETRWIS
*[[File:AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism|NAKED guy]] - WOHOO!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO WER CLOPHES!!!! I WOOK FUNNEY!!!!
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism|Weaf guy]] - I wuv jumping in weafs duwing da faww!
*[[File:Eccon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Bwue weaf guy]] - I wike weafs and da calah bwue.
*[[File:Ecosoc.png]] [[Eco-Socialism|Wed weaf guy]] - I wike weafs and da calah wed.
*[[File:Cball-Ohio.png]] [[Anti-Realism|Dat funeeh muwican state]] - only in ohio 💀💀💀
*[[File:SPR.png]] [[Satirism#South Park Republicanism|Blud, deaf poo-poo guy]] - I wove sowth pawk! It sow funney! "Thwey kiwed Keny! Ywo bastawds!"
*[[File:Integralismf.png]] [[Brazilian Integralism|SIGMA MALE]] - im a sigma male too! sugma bawws lol xddd!!!
*[[File:Hangman.png]] [[Counter-Enlightenment|Gawst anti-gowow nerd]] - He hate gwow nerd, can I use dat gwowing stick? AAH, I burned myself.
*[[File:Erga.png]] [[Ergatocracy|Err...'''GYATT'''-ocwacy]] - '''CHAT, THIS A RARE GYATT SIGHTING'''

===MEENIE DOO DOO HED===
*[[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerd]] - boring.
*[[File:Neotech.png]] [[Technoliberalism|Bwue Nerd]] - boring.
*[[File: Scientocracy Small.png]] [[Scientocracy|Anotha nerd]] - boring, and he wont let me pway wiff his science stuf :(
*[[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy|SUPAR NERD]] - SUPAR BORING!
*[[File:Nooc.png]] [[Noocracy|SUPAR DUPAR NERD]] - SUPER DUPAR BORING!!
*[[File:Enlightmon.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism|SHINY NERD KING]] - SUPAR DUPAR BORING!!
*[[File:Cybercr.png]] [[Cyberocracy|'''SUPAR DUPAR UPAR NERD''']] - '''SUPAR DUPAR UPAR BORING!!!'''
*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought|Shiny nerd]] - Ur ligt hutz my eyez.
*[[File:ReactPix.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism|Dark robot]] and [[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism|Dark nerd]] - Scawy guys who are tu nerdy, so even [[Enlightenment Thought|Shiny nerd]] is scawed.
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism|Funi hat icky onion nerd]] - I want ur funi hat, but ur a nerd like [[File:Enlightmon.png]] him. And pwease don't force me to eat does icky onions 🤮. <s>At weast he hate gurlz.</s>
*[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy|Mean Sewfish Guy]] - Ur so mean, y dont u wike me?
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|wefewee]] - Why U dwess wike a wefewee? Me no wike games wiff WULES! Me pway games wiff NO WULES! I pwefer calvinball.
*[[File:Chine.png]] [[Chinese Theocracy|Cheese nerd]] - boring Cheese person that forces me to take exams.
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism|Spanish nerd]] - boring Spanish person who kiwwed [[File:Ancom Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|kitty]]. :( Awso, Dere is no gawd but Francisco Macias Nguema!
*[[File:SL.png]] [[Silver Legionism|American nerd]] - boring American person who mayde poopy fillms dat hats no sornd and colror.
*[[File:Perkonkrusts.png]] [[Pērkonkrusts|Latvian nerd]] - boring Latvian person wo fayeld to mak a boom reich even at a Soyviet momument.
*[[File:Vpered.png]] [[Vperedism|Russian nerd]] - boring Wussian person who hates [[File:Farm.png]] fawmer guy.
*[[File:Steinval.png]] [[Steiner-Vallentyne School|Puerto Rican nerd]] - poopy Pwewto Wican whos wants to send me to skool. i don wanna go to SCOOW.
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|Scawy muney guy]] - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe, and making muney. i dont wike him.
*[[File:Eugen.png]] [[Eugenicism|CBT Nerd]] - cwinge nerd who kicked me in dezz nuts. At west he wikes to tawk about wabbits too, so that's coow.
*[[File:LeftCom.png]] [[Left Communism|Book Nerd]] - i dont wike weading
*[[File:Einstein.png]] [[Minarcho-Socialism|Nerd Joo]] - E= mc^2 wut? I downt ged it?
*[[File:Ittihad.png]] [[Ittihadism|Tuwkish nerd]] - boring tuwkish person who wants to stewiwize me too.
*[[File:Anpostleft.png]] [[Post-Leftism|Mean lazy book nerd]] - Boring nerd who wikes weading and iz meen to me. He awso smewws vewy bad.
*[[File:Post-an.png]] [[Post-Anarchism|lazy nerd Mistaw One Eye]] - U wike da othar lazy nerd guy :( At weast u tawk funi
*[[File:Meta-Anarchism.png]] [[Nomadology|Othar funi-talking lazy nerd]] - U awso talk funi. I wike dat, but u awso az nerdy.
*[[File:Petersonism.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Lobstar Nerd]] - Boring, but at weast he tawks funi about lobstars.
*[[File:Neomarx.png]] [[Neo-Marxism|Gray nerd]] - I don't wike da calah gway and [[File:Petersonism.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Lobstar nerd]] told me ur bad... :( u awso more nerdy than him so i dont wike dat.
*[[File:Frankfurt.png]] [[Frankfurt School|FrankFART skoow]] - U wike [[File:Neomarx.png]] [[Neo-Marxism|gray nerd]] an I don wan to go to skoow.
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|cwinge tv parts]] - Just wet me watch cawtuns, dont switch for boring stuf, u boomar.
*[[File:Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism|kewl Wobot]] - kewl wobot! But why wont wobot giwe wobot arms...
*[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism|Scawy wobot]] - Ur MOAR cool wobot, but ur scawy and want to remove me. :(
*[[File:Alt_Aristocracy_icon.png]] [[Aristocracy|Hat guy]] - <s>Azz-azz!</s> i wike ur funi hats, but why do u hate me :(
*[[File:Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Boomar]] - cwinge boomar calls me foowish chiwd, but i wike him and his funi tasting owd peopl candy!
*[[File:Apolit.png]] [[Apoliticism|Anotha boomar]] - boomar who yeww at me for eating his woast when he wasnt working :(
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|Person who took me to camping]] - U took me camping and forgor 💀 me, at least until [[File:Tito.png]] pit guy saved me.
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Scawy camping guy]] - U wike dat camping guy, but scawier. At weast U talk funi.
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism|Tank camping guy]] - I wike tanks, but u wike dat camping guy. At weast U talk funi too.
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism|Camping Joo]] - How aw u joo if [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|he]] doesnt wike joos?
*[[File:Nattrans.png]] [[Nazi Transhumanism|Camping wobot]] - Mean wobot who took me camping.
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Guy]] - yor scawy :(
*[[File:SecSat.png]] [[Secular Satanism|Kinda scawy guy]] - ur not as scawy as the other guy but ur a NERD
*[[File:VHMent.png]] [[Voluntary Human Extinction|PEOPWE HATER]] - CWINGE
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
*[[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Toy shawer]] - i dont womt to shawe my towys!
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism|Wunch muney stealer]] - he steal my wunch muney :(
*[[File:Comb.png]] [[Combatocracy|Buwwy]] - he buwwies me. Im sad :(
*[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy|Ewen meener buwwy!]] - he wike da wast guy, but meener!
*[[File:Darwinist.png]] [[Social Darwinism|CBT Buwwy]] - he buwwys me and awso kicked me in deez nuts.
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism|Smelly Gorl]] - EW COOTIES!
*[[File:Radfem.png]] [[Radical Feminism|Meen Gorl]] - More cooties and she iz also meener than the other gorl
*[[File:Nazfem.png]] [[National Feminism|Meen Camping Gorl]] - she iz wike the [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|Meen Guy that took me camping]] and she haz gross cooties.
*[[File:Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism|Vilent Gorl]] - she is gross cooties and she wikes to buwn down stuff, that scawes me.
*[[File:Cyberfem.png]] [[CyberFeminism|Wobot Nerd Gorl]] - she haz gwoss cooties and shes awso iz a huge nerd.
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism|Wainbow Camping Guy]] - hehe, somewon dump a wainbow on the camping guy. He awso wanted to "wvestle" with me in da lockewwoom.
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism|Moni Camping Guy]] - y iz ur camping so ex'''penis'''ive? u maek mi woerk 4 soh lawn.... :(
*[[File:Zeroac.png]] [[Zero Accelerationism|Swowe pewson]] - Haahaha im fawster dan u!!
*[[File:Unit-731.png]] [[Showa Statism|Awime nerd]] - I wike awime, but ur a scawy nerd who twied to disasembl me.
*[[File:Antijap.png]] [[Anti-Japaneseism|Scawy guy that hatez awime]] - he keepz buwwying me for wiking awime :(
*[[File:Mediocracy.png]] [[Mediocracy|Mid]] - MID MID MID MID MID
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism|Stawker]] - He watchews me evewywhere i go, thats scawy
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Scawy stori guy]] - He scawes me with lisardz and a trianguwr eye.
*[[File:OOTS.png]] [[Death Worship|Peowple hater mistaw one eye]] - u reimnds me of the mistaw one eye but u no like peowple and u like deth, u scare me!!!!!
*[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism|no wike anyfing guy]] - He no wike anyfing i wike, he hates popwular stuf, arent u anothar NERD?
*[[File:Reptilians.png]] [[Illuminatism|Scawy lisawd eye guy]] - He iz very scawy, and says tat I wil be a "pelfekt fud fol tem".
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism|boring chess nerd]] - i dont wike chess, its so boring and huwts my bwain! i pwefew sneks and waddews.
*[[File:Vegarch.png]] [[Total Liberationism|Veggies guy]] - he awways make me eat gwoss veggies and get mad wen i eat borgir.
*[[File:BlackHundred.png]] [[Black Hundredism|Wussian buwwy]] - meanie Wussian who saies wowds i dont undewstand and is weayy viowent and scawy. Who is the zar? yuo make no sens.
*[[File:Bud.png]] [[Buddhist Theocracy|Guy who says "om"]] - He make me sit still for weally wong time watching my bweath, hes so boring. But at weast he says funni stuff wike "om mani padme hum" and doesnt wike [[File:Fem.png]] that smelly gorl.
*[[File:Necrocracy.png]] [[Necrocracy|Gawst]] [[File:Necro-ghost.png]] - WAAAAAAAAAAAH! Goo awai!
*[[File:LesbiaNRx.png]] [[LesbiaNRx|OestOwOgen Wobot Nerd]] - NOOOO, I DON'T WANNA BECOME A GOWL!!!1!!1!1

==Picturz==
===Atrwrk===
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====Altelnates!!111!====
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===Fotoz===
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Legend2T-Kakistodemocracy.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/g0wrkc/kakistocracy/ Kakistocracy] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/TheLegend2T/ TheLegend2T]
OzymandiasFR-Doggy.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gqehdg/kakistocracy_makes_a_new_friend/ Kakistocracy Makes a New Friend] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/OzymandiasFR/ OzymandiasFR]
Borisyukishvili-Technokakistocracy.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gl6qy3/what_does_hate_technocracy_about_kakistocracy/ What Does Hate Technocracy About Kakistocracy] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/Borisyukishvili/ Borisyukishvili]
ErinsHere-IngKak.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhqipb/ingsoc_and_kakistocracy_have_a_lot_in_common/ Ingsoc and Kakistocracy Have a Lot in Common] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/ErinsHere/ ErinsHere]
ProGromlinPlayer-ConfusingMemes.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/hdtot0/confusing_memes_reupload_because_i_needed_to_fix/ Confusing Memes Reupload Because I Needed To Fix] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/ProGremlinPlayer/ ProGremlinPlayer]
Staswalle-Cracycon.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/hozyv7/cracycon/ -cracy-con] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/staswall-e/ Staswall-e]
Staswalle-Masks.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/hs87af/it_was_all_planned/ It Was All Planned...] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/staswall-e/ Staswall-e]
ThePosadist-VOTE.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/h9zree/corporatocracy_reminds_you_to_vote/ Corporatocracy Reminds You To Vote] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/The-Posadist/ The-Posadist]
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==Furfer Infrumayshun==
===Bookz===
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/0847837580 Be Stupid: For Successful Living.] by Renzo Rosso
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JGQNQUU Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot] by Tim Newark
*[https://books.google.com/books?id=c9wYtQEACAAJ Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others] by Bruce Chapman
*[https://spandrell.com/2013/03/26/lee-kuan-yew-drains-your-brains-for-short-term-gain/ Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain] by Spandrell
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015S7R6HO Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode?] by Wimpy Fart
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I43E2MQ Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap] by PT Evans
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I44IFIM Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero] by PT Evans
*[https://books.google.com/books?id=BZl1DwAAQBAJ Surrounded by Idiots] by Thomas Erikson

===Wickeepeediuh===
*[[w:Kakistocracy|Kakistocracy]]
*[[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] [[w:Anti-intellectualism|Anti-intellectualism]]
*[[File:Anti-Science.png]] [[w:Anti-science|Anti-science]]
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] [[w:Pseudoscience|Pseudoscience]]
*[[File:Pseudohistory.png]] [[w:Pseudohistory|Pseudohistory]]
*[[File:Caste.png]] [[w:Peter_principle|Peter principle]]
**[[w:Dilbert_principle|Dilbert Principle]]
*[[w:Dunning–Kruger effect|Dunning–Kruger effect]]
*[[File:Darwinist.png]] [[w:Darwin_Awards|Darwin Awards]]
*[[w:List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions|List of inventors killed by their own inventions]]
*[[File:Cball-UK.png]][[File:Cball-US.png]][[File:Cball-Myanmar.png]][[File:Liber.png]] [[w:Metrication_opposition|Metrication opposition]]
**[[File:Cball-UK.png]][[File:Cball-US.png]][[File:Cball-Myanmar.png]][[File:Liber.png]] [[w:Imperial_units|Imperial units]]
*[[w:Golden_Raspberry_Awards|Golden Raspberry Awards]]
*[[File:PanAsian.png]] [[w:East_Asian_age_reckoning|East Asian age reckoning]]
*[[File:Pac.png]] [[w:Appeasement|Appeasement]]
*[[w:Pyrrhic victory|Pyrrhic victory]]

===Videeoz and Songz===
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o 7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞] by [[File:CGPGrey.png]] [[Transhumanism|CGPGrey]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5bask6cQ4k Why “Hearing Both Sides” Is Dangerous] by [[File:SecondThought.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Second Thought]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV56cigF6Bw 🚫 THINKERS 🚫] by [https://www.youtube.com/c/Jregory Jreg]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXkYp34-5U Spandrell's IQ Shredder] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC91p6Rx2oUR0YadvfiKsh6Q Clossington]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-adHRNYHbm0 Can Learning Make You Dumb] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqmugCqELzhIMNYnsjScXXw Vsauce2]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bIsC44xII "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQE-0-8tBwbIFKiBgiehH-g Bad Duck Media]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YDoowoYzOI Big Chungus Song (the other one)] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLCdyRg3u5O-EVP5p46QxcQ/videos CG5]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08AlPkjmnDo Pickle Rick Dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCajvuGkta86Ux04TszJFVeQ/videos TripON]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTgQ5SC-PU Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi2bIyFtz-JdI-ou8kaqsqg TRAP MUSIC NOW]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zecnwqXe850 Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCyg03T8kONH6eC_pheMmiQ Cheese touch gaming]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House)] by [[w:Harry_Enfield|Harry Enfield]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG8b7WhANNA 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/yomama Yo Mama]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BitqyHHYFBc peter griffin dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialShrek bethers]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWVNeDYZmU Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019))] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/chloenaiter burk]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ oki doki boomer] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTUHzVzRwN_2x13IWQ9QVNg senzawa]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtqkxkt7Hyg Rick Astley - Ram Ranch] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmq-ya0oC7SB-DkHxeHHEaw Jar]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDnu0ixI-U Family Guy Fart Song] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/user/ExTiNcTuNiVerSe/ ExTiNcTuNiVerSe]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7cIFDS-5Cg Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0nB4gwGOrHKvaQJ1T82Htg Fortuna Design]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAywIU6FoM Peter Griffins Funniest Moments] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLIaNWPjvsSkWmQe45jayjA Marcos Ruiz]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZp8sY06Qoc I'M PICKLE RICK!] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/c/NiftYeee/videos TheMajorNerd]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjgFKUooYHY Le Fishe 1 hour loop] by [https://www.youtube.com/c/LordEddington LordEddington]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0 The Gummy Bear Song] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLoKWb_rlp80mg0aSLtsUGw icanrockyourworld]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM Mr Douchebag] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg Your Favorite Martian]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM Autism] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYFvEPbFbDIVRiODrh1-x4g MowtenDoo]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU Two Trucks] by Lemon Demon
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A64PqRol5t0 TOP 10 FARTS] by Jacksfilms
*<s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3GfCmbPDN0 Socialism Makes People Selfish] by PragerU</s>
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpshFNuJXSQ Family Guy-Our Idiot Brian]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31mtmlRJ3s8 Totes relatable] by Robert Oconnor
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYEcKNyW4iA How to turn your mouth into a cereal bowl FAIL] by Fun Master
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4EZW3_XuA The Wall Review] by the Nostalgia Critic
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MobkO51msMI UNDERTALE THE MUSICAL] by Logan Hugueny-Clark
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmdZ3yaBIVIW-OxGcVRCtD63thztEGK4_ ☆ Classic Teletubbies Full Episodes!]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VtzsBWUJt0 screaming and farting compilation]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceHIT9vaF8 Better Call goofy ahh Saul phonk remix]

===Online Cumuniteez===
*[[File:PCM.png]] [https://pcmemes.net/ PCMemes]
*[[File:4chan.png]] [https://boards.4chan.org/b/ /b/]
*[[File:4chan.png]] [https://boards.4chan.org/pol/ /pol/] [[File:Poltard.png]]
*[[File:Reddit.png]] [https://reddit.com/ Reddit]
**[https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiots/ r/idiots]
**[[File:Honk.png]] [https://reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard r/OkBuddyRetard]
**[https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/ r/dankmemes]
**[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/ r/PewdiepieSubmissions]
**[https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/ r/TopMindsOfReddit]
**[[File:Necrocracy.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/195 r/195] [[File:Necro-ghost.png]] (R.I.P)
**[[File:Proggtard.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/ r/196]
**[[File:Alt-shite.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/ r/shitposting]
**[[File:Pacfem-1.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy r/WitchesVsPatriarchy]
**[[File:PCM.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes r/PoliticalCompassMemes] [[File:Alt-shite.png]]
**[[File:NeoLibtard.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Neoliberal r/Neoliberal]
**[[File:OldLeftOid.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/ r/stupidpol]
**[https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess r/AnarchyChess]
*[https://www.quora.com/ Quora]
*[https://www.tiktok.com/ TikTok] (Especially gen alpha)
*[[File:Wignat.png]] [https://www.theapricity.com The Apricity] [[File:ScientificRacism.png]]
*[[File:FPCB.png]] [https://pcbwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page FPCB]

===Othar===
*[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Category:Idiots The Idiot Category]
*[https://deadspin.com/idiot-of-the-year-40-of-the-dumbest-fish-to-swim-throu-1845946653 Idiot of the Year!]

===Partyz===
*[[File:Cball-Equatorial_Guinea.png]] [[w:United_National_Workers'_Party|United National Workers' Party]] [[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]]
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[w:Communist_Party_of_Kampuchea|Communist Party of Kampuchea]]
*[[File:USLibertarians.png]] [[w:Libertarian Party of New Hampshire|Libertarian Party of New Hampshire]]

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Fictional Ideology
"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

"Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't."

Kakistocracy is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial "Rule of the Stupid" or more literally "Rule of the Worst", and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of Intentional Kakistocracy is a newly created phenomenon.

Whether it be Protest Voting, Political Kneecapping, or Anarchist/Primitivist , Accelerationism, there are all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "Stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, everything holds up alright. Looking at you, Democracy! And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around.

Currently being practiced in every country. Yes, even in YOUR country.

Hiztury

While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of the concept of ruling itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film Idiocracy in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (Won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with a post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)".

'Murika Frick yeh

Many Americans consider the United States to be a country governed by the unfit, and many politicians have done their best to prove this true. While far from a recent phenomenon, the proliferation of technology has increased awareness of some of the more bizarre statements made by politicians in the country. Some examples include Joe Biden referring to someone as a Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier, Obama claiming to have visited 57 states, Carter's translator seeming to imply the latter wished to grasp the private parts of the people of Poland, Ronald Reagan claiming trees cause more pollution than cars, LBJ showing off his private parts, as well as much of Trump's tweets which became infamous for coming off as unprofessional at best. However, three presidents tend to stand out for their dumb actions: George W. Bush, Herbert Hoover, and James Buchanan.

George W. Bush(mIZuNDaREstIMaTeD)

George W. Bush, aka "Dubya", was known for his many "Bushisms" as president. Bushisms are defined as unconventional statements, phrases, pronunciations, and semantic and linguistic errors made by Bush often while speaking publicly. These Bushisms gave the impression that Bush was of low intelligence and were often used to mock the president, especially by Political Satirists such as Jon Stewart. Some Bushisms include:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."

"They mis underestimated me."

And of course there's the classic:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

Herbert Hoover (pRuZpeRiTy iZ RiGt uNDAr dA CoRnaR)

W.I.P

James Buchanan (hIzTuRy WiL ViNdIcAtE HiZ mEmOrI)

James Buchanan is considered one of the worst US presidents because his actions made the Civil War unavoidable. His previous post as the ambassador to Russia resulted in the misconception that he was highly skilled in diplomacy when he was really sent there by Andrew Jackson to kick him out of politics, meaning he lacked any experience required to rule. When James Buchanan won the election in 1856, he was labelled a "doughface" for taking a pro-southern (pro-slavery or pro-States' rights) stance despite being a Northerner. He is accused of "nudging" the judges in the Dredd Scott case to rule that black people cannot sue for their own freedom and don't count as citizens. In 1861, when the CSA broke off, Buchanan did nothing. After losing the re-election he claimed "History will vindicate my memory from every unjust aspersion.", which was not true.

Matthew Israel (u NeEd Da HoL eNvIrUhMuNt UnDr CoNtRoL)

W.I.P

Go Rush B Suka Blyat

As a country with a long history of political instability, Russia has had several leaders and movements which could be deemed as kakistocratic.

Tsar Nicholas II

W.I.P

Konstantin Rodzaevsky

Despite being a prominent figure in the Russian fascist scene, Rodzaevsky still held some bizarre beliefs, such as that the Soviet Union would collapse in 1938 (when in reality it lived well into the Cold War and wouldn't collapse until several decades later) and that Hitler did not want to colonize Russia as accordingly, he had "changed his mind" on Russian people, despite Hitler never making such a statement.

At the end of the war, Rodzaevsky changed his mind and started supporting Joseph Stalin, believing that he removed all "Jewish influence" from the USSR and transformed it into a nationalist regime. He turned himself in the Soviets, who promised him freedom and a job as a journalist. In reality, this was a lie, as Rodzaevsky would be arrested and executed shortly after his return to the USSR.

Anu cheeki-breeki i v damke

Ukraine has had several unqualified politicians in charge since it obtained independence, with several of them doing stupid things which eventually cultivated into memes, such as Azarov butchering his Ukrainian by misusing the 'i' [i:] letter, Yanukovych having a golden toilet in his private residence and a loaf of bread made out of gold, Klychko saying "піська" (dick) instead of "після" (after).

Volodymyr Zelensky

Volodymyr Zelensky was accused of being kakistocratic, since he had no political experience before being elected as president. He was also accused of being a drug addict, after showing supposed symptoms of cocaine addiction. Another reason for the accusation is the recent counter-offensive, which despite massive funding and supply of high-grade weapons made almost no gains in exchange for severe casualties and the loss of almost all Leopard-1 & 2 tanks, Bradley's and the UK Challenger 2 tanks. The offensive has reached such a point that Ukraine has resorted to using human-wave-esque tactics against russian positions at a massive loss for very little gain.

On the diplomatic side, in talks with Joe Biden over weapons shipments, he managed to make Biden lose his temper when asking for more resources. His appointed diplomat actively insulted China and India as having "Low intellectual potential" when asking for military aid, fumbling the diplomatic effort completely. Other cabinet actions include the straining of relations with Poland, one of the chief supporters of Ukraine in the conflict.

Yurii Khmelnytskyy (Dad plz be proud of me)

WIP

Bogdan Hristoz

Bogdan Hristoz is a Ukrainian Instagram celebrity who became a meme. He has made several strange statements: "There is a neighbor living in my wall with whom I communicate through a hole in the socket, who whispers satanic statements to me", assures that Jesus himself came to him, who then flew out of the window and was seen by his "neighbor in the wall". A radical supporter of patriarchy and domestic violence, claims to drink some strange "pills for faith" given to him by a priest, assures that he has a business in Poland. Some people found his real place of work - a bio-toilet cashier. Hristoz has show absolute illiteracy, lack of sense of humor, naivety and hatred for the poor (although he himself is a peasant).

Illya Kyva (yA MaLeNkI gVynTik)

WIP

Ur going to Brazil

Many Brazilians consider Brazil a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) and countless presidents have already said dumb and funny phrases, such as ex-president Sarney trying to speak English, Collor cursing politely, FHC saying "It's not to make everyone rich. I don't even know if it's worth it, because the rich life, in general, is very boring", but the biggest crazy things said were said by Lula, Dilma and Bolsonaro. Another example would be pornographic actresses entering politics (Elisa Sanches, Tigresa Vip and Kid Bengala) and deputies talking crazy, as former deputy João Alves said in a statement about corruption "Easy. I won everything in the lottery. I won 125 times in the last two years", Arthur do Val said after visiting Ukraine "...Four of these were girls that if she shits you clean her *** with your tongue" and deputy Otoni de Paula debated in the chamber about the trans barbie.

  • Lula - Current President Lula has already made several crazy statements such as: "Pelotas is a pole city, exporter of fags", "Imagine a guy being accused of suicide and he wasn't the murderer, what's that the family of the deceased wants him to be killed" or who doesn't like to read because he's lazy.
  • Bolsonaro - The former president Bolsonaro, before becoming president in 2019, was known for his crazy and somewhat radical phrases, which he was called to programs TV shows because of their homophobic lines, such as Superpop and Cases of Family. In 2018 in his presidential candidacy, his supporters took theirs and converted them into "mitadas" with botched video edits of him wearing sunglasses with the "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" meme (see). During his presidency, the response to the pandemic was marked by controversies, such as the time he supported chloroquine. (still supports) He was also accused of committing arson in the Amazon forest (actually just ignored the fires until it was too late).
  • Kogos - Paulo Kogos is an Ancap youtuber and political commentator, owner of the channel Ocidente em Fúria. He is known for his fringe and conflicting political ideas, conspiracy theories (example) and childish behavior. In one video, he said that the only effective solution to stop school shootings is to give high-caliber guns to elementary school children. He advocates for unrestricted free speech and opposes the use of state force, but he had called on the police on two occasions to arrest some trolls. Also, he defends the re-establishment of the Inquisition and the Crusades, which is not something that would come from an Ancap, and has shared several times his hate for Anatel (National Telecommunications Agency, weapon of the Global Elite) because of bad internet connection.

Dilma Roussef (sAlUdaU mAnDiOCa)

Dilma Roussef was the former president of Brazil from 2011 to 2016, after being impeached. Her government was marked by corruption, unfinished works, protests, increased violence, increased poverty, scrapping health and education, alleged control of Lula (accusations), rising prices, inflation and of course MEMES.

Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning corn day, she said "We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn... I'm saluting mandioca" and said "When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens" (a meme remix about both lines). Another remarkable speech was when she said "I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose" becoming one of the brands, along with "We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal". In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.

After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an approval of only 7.7%, the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedalling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup";

Welcome to Bolehland

Many Malaysians consider Malaysia a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) since the premiership of Muhyiddin Yassin and countless politicians and ministers have already said dumb and funny phrases and stunts, such as Wan Fayshal's helicopter money solution to solve economical problems, Tajuddin Abdul Rahman's press conference on the LRT crash accident which he said "Normal... only the two cars are together... they kissed each other..", and Rina Harun's cleaning stunt, apart from crazy things said by Bung Moktar Radin (vulgarity in a Parliamentary session and praising Hitler after the 2014 World Cup finals), Ahmad Faizal Azumu (claiming that the Orang Asli ethnicity should improve itself before asking for aid), Zuraida Kamaruddin and former Health Minister Adham Baba.

Mahiaddin Yassin (AbAh pErDaNA MeNtERi pRiHaTiN dEmI nEgArA)

Mahiaddin Yassin was the former Prime Mangkuk Minister of Malaysia from 2020 to 2021. His government was marked by controversial statements, party-hoppers, protests, bureaucratic complications, COVID-19 mismanagement, abuse of emergency powers (accusations), high living costs, unemployment, acts of treason against the monarchy (accusations) and of course HASHTAGS.

Due to the State of Emergency that was enacted in 2021 that was intended to curb COVID-19 (which actually didn't work as cases skyrocketed during the emergency period), several activists claimed that Mahiaddin had abused his powers to consolidate his position especially when several BN lawmakers declared a motion of no confidence, apart from civil rights abuse when the State of Emergency included violation of free speech. A series of protests then erupted, such as:

  • #Undi 18 (Vote 18) protests (in response to the delay of the constitutional amendment on the voting age)
  • #Buka Puasa Buka Parlimen (Open Parliament Open Fast) protests (as Parliamentary sessions were suspended during the State of Emergency)
  • #Bendera Putih (White Flag) movement (an act of raising the white French surrender flag to seek assistance in terms of food, medication, etc.)
  • #Bendera Hitam (Black Flag) movements and the #Lawan (Rival) protests in response to the Mahiaddin Cabinet, which the latter has said to be full of "bowls" (Mangkuk, a pejorative term to refer to dumb people) and the Mahiaddin government was called #KerajaanGagal (Failed Government) for the same reasons.

Mahiaddin later repealed the Emergency state without debating the Emergency Ordnance in the Parliament (because why not), which the government was then called #KerajaanDerhaka (Government of Treason) as he recalled the emergency ordnance before the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong.

After his resignation as Prime Minister, his appointment as the President of the National Decay Recovery Council sparked controversy due to his poor track record, which eventually led to the worsening electoral performance of Perikatan Nasional, until late-2022. During election campaigns, Mahiaddin made several Freudian slips, which including urging supporters to "distrust Perikatan Nasional" instead of "distrust Barisan Nasional" (which was later corrected) in 2022 and urged Indian voters to "Vote Barisan Nasional" instead of "vote Pakatan Harapan" in 2019.

Adham Baba (MiNuM AiR sUaM rAwAt KoBiD)

Former Minister of Pseudoscience, Luddism and Degradation Science, Technology and Innovation of Malaysia Adham Baba sparked controversy during his tenure as Minister of Unhealth Health from 2020-2021. These included several pseudoscientific statements and stupid stunts including:

  • Incorrect demonstration of surgical mask use
  • Claiming that warm water helps to "flush away" SARS-CoV-2, where it would be killed by stomach acid (despite without scientific evidence)
  • "WHO conference call with 500 countries" statement
  • Spanish Fly (Freudian slip of "Spanish Influenza (Flu)") killed a million people statement

Such stunts eventually lead to criticisms by the predecessor Dzulkefly Ahmad, urging Adham to let the former's two deputies either take charge of the ministry's decision-making or resign. He said many were confused by Director-General of Health Noor Hisham's emphasis that he was just a 'messenger' and did not provide a scientific explanation behind the decision.

South American nazi shelter

Isabel Peron (BeTaR ThAn JuAn)

Isabel Person is considered to have been incredibly unqualified because she did not have higher education and dropped out of school after failing to pass the 5th grade. She only got to power due to being Juan Peron's wife. Her lack of intelligence reduced her to a mere puppet of Jose Lopez Rega. Her attempts to reduce debt by printing money only resulted in more inflation. She also betrayed the labor movement, helping the AAA massacre suspected leftists. Her actions resulted in her being overthrown by Videla and his supporters.

Nacho mango chimichanga

Peña Nieto (No FuE aLbUr No SeAn AsI)

Enrique Peña Nieto is the former president of Mexico from 2012 to 2018. He is considered to be one of the worst presidents in Mexico's history. Some of his phrases became memes in the Mexican community due to how stupid they were. Some examples include the time when he said that 5 minutes is less than 1 minute, the moment he tried to speak English (and failed to do so), or when he said "I can say that the president of the republic drinks Coca-Cola every day, Coca-Cola Light."

stronger than you equator guinea pig

Equatorial Guinea is a considerably poor African country, having one of the worst education indices in the world, 13th in infant mortality (2020, according to the UN, human rights abuses and a high degree of Corruption. It had 2 presidents during its history and according to the Democracy Index, it is one of the most authoritarian countries in the world, even more than countries like Saudi Arabia and Russia, also one of the most difficult to open a business according to the Heritage Foundation.

Francisco Macias Nguema (DeRe iS nO GaWd bUt hE)

Francisco Macias Nguema was the former president of Equatorial Guinea between 1968 and 1979, in which his totalitarianism made his nation known as African Dauchau, African Pol Pot, one of the worst dictators and self-declared "Marxism-Hitlerism". Estimates point out that he killed about 6% to 15% of the population (at the time, about 350,000), in total dying from 20,000 to 80,000.

He was a man considered mentally ill, manic-depressive, paranoid, violent, psychopathic and megalomaniac. In power, he censored the media, completely isolated the country and abolished private enterprise and private individual life (completely, somewhat similarly to 1984). He created a black ethnostate of the Fang ethnicity, ordering to kill, rape and torture anyone who was of another ethnicity, evident in the mass rape actions and campaigns and in his following line "Kill the white, rape the women, you have the right to loot, death penalty for anyone who helps the white man! We are at war against Spanish imperialism! The loggers are our enemies!", he also ordered the killing of immigrants with inhuman torture and humiliation, such as the placing of ants with iron. in their bodies. Several schools were closed and the ones that remained were scrapped and indoctrinated, in which he himself indoctrinated the students, and also persecuted intellectuals for wearing glasses. He was also a cannibal, in which he ate, broke and decorated the skulls and heads of enemies, some of which he personally stabbed. One of his main marks was his attachment to Nazis and Hitler, whom he praised numerous times, also clinging to Francisco Franco, Idi Amin, Bokassa, Kim Il-sung and the Falangists. Catholicism, which is the predominant religion in Guinea, was first modified to idolize it, but later it was banned, with the death penalty and even crucifixion of followers, in addition to the word Jesus being banned, destroying the churches, ordering to defecate in the bibles and prohibiting ceremonies and religious celebrations (wedding, funeral, Christmas, Easter, etc). Even though the state was atheist, there was a cult of personality, in which he was regarded as god and creator of the universe, giving God authorization, together with forbidding the word "intellectual". There was sexual blackmail, children in the military, widespread hunger, complete destruction of the economy and infrastructure, banned bread, robbed banks, increased infant mortality, a life expectancy of only 30 years, end of agriculture and industries, and support from the communist blocs. He has managed to earn the ire of even his own nephew Teodoro Mbasogo, who deposed and killed him in 1979, becoming president consecutively.

Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo (whY diD U KiwL uR GaWd NepEw)

Teodoro Mbasogo has been the current president of Equatorial Guinea since 1979 (43 years). Even after an improvement in the economy and in foreign relations, and being saner than his uncle (the bar is so low, that almost anything goes), he was accused of crimes against humanity, scrapping education, cannibalistic CBT ("He wants me to go back to Guinea to eat my testicles" - Severo Moto), corruption, plutocracy, autocracy, (carnival in Brazil with its theme and bragging shamefully) ethnocentrism (why yes) and personality cult (state radio in 2003 classified him as a god).

Chin Cheng Hanji

Historically speaking, China had some unqualified rulers, usually near the end of the dynasty's lifespan. According to the Mandate of Heaven, if the ruler is very incompetent, he dooms his entire dynasty and a new, more competent dynasty replaces them.

Jin Dynasty

W.I.P

Super Mario Land

W.I.P

Antonio Razzi (pRoPieRtA dI BeRLuScOnNI)

Antonio Razzi (Giuliano Teatino, February 22, 1948) is an Italian politician and television personality

In the 2006 elections, he was elected to the Chamber of Deputies on the Italia dei Valori list in the Foreign - Europe constituency and confirmed in the 2008 general elections. About ten years later, in an interview with the show Le Iene, he declared that the vote of Italians residing abroad would be piloted through electoral fraud organized by local sections of patronates and trade unions that would take care of sending stolen ballots or making people vote illegally.

He is often criticized for his lack of skills and for his difficulty in mastering the Italian language. This difficulty in expressing oneself correctly in Italian was also noted in a speech to the Senate in June 2013. When interviewed by un giorno da pecora, Razzi claimed to be "owned by Berlusconi, what he tells me I do". He also added that for Berlusconi he would do "anything, even throw himself under a train" On the occasion of the election of the President of the Republic in 2015, he declared that he was also ready to vote for Totò Riina, if Berlusconi asked him.

Razzi has repeatedly expressed positive judgments on North Korea's policy and on the work of Kim Jong-un, calling him "a moderate" who "is trying to bring some democracy to that country". In fact, he denied that the country is under dictatorship, comparing North Korea to the "Switzerland of the East" with "beautiful and very clean streets [...] There you can go easy, nobody touches you. It's not Rome. Perhaps it is the safest nation I know ". Contrary to United Nations claims, the senator denied that there are prison camps in North Korea stating that at most "there are very large tomato greenhouses, never seen so big, they will be those, they mistake them for camps " According to him, Kim Jong-Un and his generals "are very good people" and have no belligerent intentions. Razzi also denied that North Korea is in possession of the atomic bomb, contrary to numerous international sources as well as the numerous nuclear tests that North Korea still carries out. On 31 August 2014, together with Matteo Salvini, he visited North Korea again and delivers a letter to the president of the Supreme People's Assembly Kim Yong-nam addressed to the dictator Kim Jong-un.

Kurwa go clean toilet

W.I.P

Krzysztof Kononowicz (nJe bęDzIE niCzeGo)

Krzysztof Kononowicz is a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign and a corresponding campaign ad, in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Since then his list of exploits and antics has included (and is not limited to) burning the Islamic State flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting Robert Biedroń in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction ("beacuse Spring is..the spring, pleasure, happiness, honesty, trees are blooming, everything, fruits, apples, pears, plums, sweet cherries, cherries, mirabelles, sorrel, everything grows, pears, tomatoes, cucumbers, everything and vote for Spring the Party, beacuse it's very, very, the party is very honest and truthful of Ryszard Biedroń") and denying the existence of COVID pandemic.

Aleksander Jabłonowski (w cO gRasZ kuRwA)

Aleksander Jabłonowski, (real name Wojciech Olszański) is a Polish actor, who started vlogs on youtube. Is considered a "patostreamer" (portmanteau of the words "pathology" and "stream"). He gained notoriety for anti-semitic, homophobic and staunchly pro-russian views, rape-supporting, anti-vaccination and other conspiracy theories. He thinks that NATO is the worst enemy of Poland and supports Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko. Jabłonowski himself used to be an actor, so it's theorized his controversial views may be just a part of live-action role-play. He also threatened children, made childish facial expressions and has shown insane behaviours such as chanting and so on, in his patostreams.

Andrzej Duda (muSisZ byĆ TWardY)

Andrzej Duda is the 5th president of Poland, known for general incompetence like lack of knowledge of English, signing any bill his party orders him to sign, calling Poland "Polin" on Hanukkah, telling the survivors of The Volyn Massacre to "Watch words" on the anniversary of the event, saying such phrases as "When you're a President you gotta be tough" (despite only being a rubberstamp for the party) and releasing a cryptic, out of touch rap music video as a part of Hot16Challenge campaign meant to raise funds for the medical personnel during the COVID pandemic.

Zbigniew Stonoga (Nje wartło biło kurła)

Zbigniew Stonoga is a Polish journalist and youtuber, who is one of the most infamous anti-PiS politicians. He supported the presidential candidacy of Janusz-Korwin Mikke, but then he opposed the Confederation coalition. He created a party called Stonoga Partia Polska (Polish Stonoga Party). Online, he is mostly known for videos where he insults the PiS government and minister of justice Zbigniew Ziobro.

Władysław Gomułka (WjeSt je pOStemP cZy nIE mA poSTeMpU)

W.I.P

Bronisław Komorowski (hoĆ cZOguNiE)

Bronisław Komorowski was the 4th president of Poland from 2010 to 2015 and has become infamous for his numerous Bushism-esque gaffes committed while in office. More notorious examples include standing on a chair in Japanese National Diet and ordering the Chief of the National Security Bureau to "c'mere, shogun", stealing the Swedish Queen's glass of champagne when trying to make a toast, making spelling mistakes when submitting an entry in the condolence book after the Great East Japan Earthquake, falling asleep during the state celebrations, using the Wikipedia page as a cheat sheet during the meeting of National Security Council and being the author of phrases such as "the thing about water is that it accumulates and poses a danger, then flows into the Baltic Sea", "beacuse Mr. President, Poland and USA are like marriage. You gotta trust your wife, but you gotta occasionally check if she's faithful" (nobody in the room laughed) or "there is a saying that a Polish aviator will fly on the barn door if he has to. So Ladies and Gentlemen, this is not bound to happen. They will be flying the F-16s".

Bri'ish oi bruv its chewsday innit

Æthelred II the Unready (tOtAlY rEdY)

The nickname "Unready" (Old English unræd, poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them.

During the reign of Æthelred, England suffered from constant raids by the Danes. Æthelred, perhaps supported by the Normans as a result of his marriage with Emma of Normandy, issued an edict authorizing the killing of Danes living in England, thus demonstrating his intention to kill them all. King's plan was prepared in strict secrecy. On 13th of November, 1002, all the Danes living in England were mercilessly slaughtered, known as the St. Brice's Day massacre.

John Lackland (aLl My LaNdS gOnE)

WIP

Neville Chamberlain (pEaCe iN oUr tImE)

Neville Chamberlain was the PM of the United Kingdom from 1937 to 1940. He is considered to be one of the worst Prime Ministers due to his foreign policy of appeasement, which did not prove effective at containing Nazism. The most infamous example of appeasement was the Munich Agreement, where he handed over Czechoslovakia to Nazi Germany because he believed it was not worth fighting for. He claimed it would bring "peace in our time" when it only gave the 3rd Reich an advantage before the proper beginning of WW2. Chamberlain resigned in 1940 due to a lack of internal and popular support.

Many historians believe that appeasement was done because the British army was not in a good condition to fight another major war.

Liz Truss (wE deLivErD eNerGi pRaIcE gaRanTi)

Liz Truss was the 55th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, until resigning on October 20th, 2022 just 44 days after being sworn in, serving the shortest term in UK prime ministerial history. Her government was marked by a crash in the pound, massive tax cuts that were paid only by borrowing (which were completely U-turned), union strikes, high inflation, big increase in bond yields.

Many of her speeches have become memes on the internet, with the main sources of "Liz truss memes" being on the PoliticsJOE [5] Youtube channel. There are many examples such as her mispronouncing the name of Ireland's parliament (Taoiseach) as "Irish tea sock" and also not being able to say the word "literate", talking about implementing spelling tests when she was education minister. She has also been known to cosplay Thatcher [6] only for political attention. She is also known to respond to any kind of PMQ from the opposition with either "we delivered on the energy price guarantee" or "Putin caused energy prices to soar" and saying that she wants to "crackdown on the militant unions" while at the same saying she is pro-worker, even when Keir Starmer made a joke about her term in office.

In her final PMQs, she mentioned that she is a "fighter, not a quitter" in response to the U-turns that were taken on every single proposal she promised in the leadership campaign against Sunak. Despite this, soon after the PMQs, she announced her rage-quit resignation, lasting for a shorter time than lettuce [7].

Milo Yiannopoulos

WIP

Andrew Tate (wAt CaLaH iZ uR BwUgAti)

Andrew Tate is a British-American influencer, retired kickboxer, and generally considered misogynist living in Romania. He has become a target of mockery for his views on women, that men should be able to cheat on their wives, and that men prefer dating 18-19 year olds because they are "likely to have had sex with fewer men". Aside from misogyny he is often mocked for believing that depression is not real.

Recently, he ran into legal issues when he released a response video to Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg after being insulted by the former, where he accidentally showed a pizza box belonging to a Romanian restaurant, confirming his location in Romania and leading to him and his brother being arrested by Romanian authorities in December of 2022.

Ged-day MAYT! Wellcum to ‘straya

Anthony Albanese (wHyElL wHeRe fiTiNg iNfLaTiOn, dA lbRaLl pArti iZ fiTiNg cUlTur wOrs!)

The Prime Minister of Australia, Anthony Albanese has been accused of being kakistocratic, mainly due to his broken promises of trying to curve inflation and ending the cost-of-living crisis in Australia, as well as Albanese making extremely contradictory statements, such as when on his Twitter account, where he stated that he and his administration was fighting economic issues while the Liberal Party was “fighting Culture Wars”. Another reason for the accusations is the Voice to Parliament, where throughout much of 2023, he tried to implement an “advisory body for Aboriginals” through a voting process, with it resulting in a resounding defeat. He has also been accused of trying to undermine Australia’s National Sovereignty by getting closer to the United States while not asserting Australia’s power when China attacked an Australian Ship in 2023. All the while accusing the Liberal Party of doing nothing to help Australians when they were in power. Overall, this has lead to opponents questioning if he was ever able to lead Australia.

Reddit

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r/PoliticalCompassMemes (aUtHrIgHt ChAd lIblEfT SoY fLaIr Up! 1!!1!1!!!)

r/PoliticalCompassMemes is a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing stereotypes on the political compass, ranging both from left-right and authoritarian-libertarian. While the content is usually harmless, since 2020 and the COVID-19 pandemic, the subreddit has gained a lot of alt-lite members following a wave of bans across the website, which many believe has degraded the quality of its content.

Nowadays, the subreddit is notorious because of often low-effort (usually right-wing) agenda posts with dogwhistles for fascism, racism, conspiracy theories or basically any extreme ideology. They've also been accused of political illiteracy.

While there is a general reputation of r/PoliticalCompassMemes being a right-wing circle-jerk from people across different platforms, many users have proceeded to just get T R I G G E R E D massively butthurt over this, coping by making low-quality comics which just re-use the same soyjak template over and over, where their critics are poorly strawmanned, usually being represented as soyjak/SJW stereotypes, who is then contrasted to the "based", "unbiased", and "chad" PCM users. Unsurprisingly considering this is reddit, these posts tend to get extreme amounts of karma from fellow users, making the posters of such comics think that it somehow makes them "right".

The posts can be marked with tags, the most popular one being "Agenda Post" which is used to memes in which the author's quadrant appears as a "based gigachad" had while another quadrant which the author doesn't like appears as a crying wojak.

The "memes" (if you can call them that) have the following:

  • Green LibLeft - In the early days of political compass memes, libleft, at least in it's less extreme form was initially the voice of reason between the other three quadrants, abstaining from the greed, totalitarianism, hatred, racism, classism, and genocide that the other quadrants to varying degrees exhibited, as well as usually being representative of libertarian-wing of the socialist movement, usually being explicitly an anarcho-communist, however nowadays this has largely been changed significantly, with libleft usually being turned into a strawman against mainstream liberals and social media progressives that lean even vaguely to the left of center, as of now there are now currently 3 main stereotypes that represent libleft: The first would be a soyboy mainstream media fan (and they would be all the evil in the world, definitely not biased, trust me); The second would be a chronically online SJW fascinated by tiktok and twitter, as well as the LGBT subculture, and other forms of identity politics generally, such as Transgenderism, fourth-wave feminism, the Neurodiversity movement, and Minority Representation, usually is now used interchangably with Orange LibLeft. The third would be a generic stereotype of an anarchist hooligan.
    • Orange LibLeft, aka PCM's archnemesis - basically the SJW stereotype commonly associated with the LibLeft quadrant. Sometimes associated with the Left Unity quadrant due to claims that Orange Libleft were " green on the outside while red on the inside", similar to a watermelon. Despite the original idea being made by genuine liblefts and other leftists to parody pseudo-liblefts, who only proclaim to be fellow liblefts yet act entirely contrary to those values, similar to Polcompball's ideology State Liberalism, Orange libleft now is most often been used to represent libleft as a whole.
  • AuthRight - It has 5 stereotypes: The first would be a conservative Christian pro-Trump right-wing populist; The second would be a masculine traditionalist "based gigachad" (yup, totally not biased); The third would be a racist/Nazi/Alt-Right stereotype, used by some left-wing users; The fourth would be a theocratic tyrant king, full of perks and absurdly rich, in other words, a crass stereotype; And the fifth would be a religious fundamentalist which varies based on various religions, especially Jihadists, Catholic bishops or The Crusaders.
  • AuthLeft - Literally a stereotype of communists created by rightists, that is, a stuff-doing dictator under whom 1000000000000 people die of starvation or execution, hammer and sickle in every corner, propaganda and giant autocracy. Other variants of the Authleft Stereotype would be the Winnie the Pooh/Xi Jinpooh wojak when the meme was centered on Chinese politics, used by users critical of China/ pro-ROC users, or sometimes represented by Vladimir Putin for the Russian version, despite Putin being AuthUnity (leaning right) Occasionally (and erroneously), this quadrant is also used to refer to policy decisions of the United States Democratic Party.
  • Yellow LibRight - It has 3 stereotypes: The most used, which would be a gigantic stereotype of a self-centered capitalist who loves money above all, an extreme fan of private property or anything private (which paints everything gay in the month of June while reverting things back by the beginning of the month of July); The second stereotype would be an obese 14-year-old MGTOW otaku cryptobro; The third one is a self-proclaimed "free thinker" who never questions anything Elon Musk and Ron Paul say.
    • Purple LibRight - A pedophile kidnapper/child rapist (usually with candy) who is a fan of Jeffrey Epstein, and who would have child slaves.
  • Centrists - A cook and the "I Just Wanna Grill for God's Sake" meme, being seen as either based or a coward. Divided into two factions, the radical centrists and the grey centrists
  • LibUnity - An extremely regressionist monkey who keeps saying "Reject human, embrace monkey" or a Neoluddist who keeps saying how "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race". Also represented by Anti-Authoritarians who fight against Authunity.
  • AuthUnity - Literally a stereotypical totalitarian tyrant dictator / AuthRight's third stereotype. Some people misplace National Bolshevism as it is AuthLeft because of the economy.
  • Right Unity - Sometimes used to depict a stereotypical rightist, especially when comparing to a stereotypical leftist ( Left Unity) in memes, usually in the form of Chad Soyjak meme format. May also be used to describe most right-populists, moderate nationalists or neoconservatives.
  • Off-compass positions - used in the "me normally vs me when X" memes to depict user's reaction(s) towards a specific issue(s).
  • Unflaired are scum and should flair up with an exception of u/--UNFLAIRED--

r/okbuddyretard

r/okbuddyretard is an intentionally kakistocratic subreddit. As implied by the name, people there intentionally act like retarded kids, both in their posts (memes that mostly follow the "caption on top, caption at the bottom" format with topics such as ur mom) and in the comment section, where emojis are commonly overused.

Purzanaleti

Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

*(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin ur mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject. Generally tries to be friendly with most non-"nerd" and non-darwinist ideologies, but is largely ignored and/or despised by everyone else (except for Machajskism and Pol Potism).

Huw to Drah

Flag of Kakistocracy

The design for Kakistocracy is based on [8] this flag by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.

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  2. Drah a straype of light-gween.
  3. Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile.
  4. Drah an Ω on the faice's forehed, awso in light-gween.
  5. Drah (optiunaley tiltad) eys.
  6. Drah a proppelar hat and ure done.
Color Name HEX RGB
Light Green #00D560 0, 213, 96
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


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(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)

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Picturz

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Altelnates!!111!

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Videeoz and Songz

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Notes

  1. ↑ Nguema personally admired Kim Il-sung, and was reportedly friends with him. After Nguema's ousting from power, his daughter Mónica Macías remained and grew up in North Korea.
  2. ↑ During his reign, Macìas changed the national motto to "There is no other God than Macías Nguema"
  3. ↑ Bogdan Hristoz is Ukrainian Instagram user, who one day became a meme.
  4. ↑ Hristoz was accused of drug addiction. In return he statad that he "drinks some religion pills"
  5. ↑ Olszański claims to dislike The Catholic Church in public, yet sang in 'TVP Trwam after being paid by Father Rydzyk.
  6. ↑ ‘‘An ignorant people is a docile people’’ - Juan Vicente Gómez
  7. ↑ Mayor of Maipu from 2016 to 2021. She became infamous for spending municipal money on things like painting her car gold, bootleg pokemon plushies, bronze plaques with her name printed on them, and other absurd things that ended up bankrupting Maipú. During her management, Maipu became one of the poorest and dangerous communes in Chile.
  8. ↑ Burkina Faso's general shape looks like the car, as well as previous having been called "Upper Volta" ("Volta" being similir to the "Volt") during French colonial years.

References

  1. ↑ https://twitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1747548453226393828
  2. ↑ Gunther praised Deng's reforms
  3. ↑ https://twitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1672530283566977024
  4. ↑ "The Roots of African Despotism: The Question of Political Culture", African Studies Review.
  5. ↑ [1], (Italian) ilfattoquotidiano.it. 21 March 2017.
  6. ↑ "Devoted fans of Milo even said “Milo is Love, Milo is Life, Milo is Freedom”", Mother Jones. 2017.
  7. ↑ "Milo Yiannopoulos tried to join the Furry subculture. It backfired spectacularly.", ThePinkNews. 16 September 2019.
  8. ↑ [2] (Image).
  9. ↑ "Battle of Carrhae", Wikipedia.
  10. ↑ Arthur de Gobineau#Criticism of Gobineau's Persian works, Wikipedia.
  11. ↑ "Social thinking of Arthur de Gobineau#‘‘Yellow Peril’’", Wikipedia.
  12. ↑ [3]
  13. ↑ "Suella Braverman blames ‘‘Guardian Tofu-eating Wokerati’’ for the disruptive protests video", The Guardian. 18 October 2022.
  14. ↑ [4], Youtube.

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