American Model

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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."

The American Model, simply put, is the political and economic model of the United States. American Model uses capitalism as its economic system, and loves to talk about the virtues of free enterprise. Additionally, American Model believes in maintaining a liberal society, upholding strong civil liberties for every citizen, such as freedom of expression and the right to bear arms, as well as advocating for representative democracy and republicanism. American Model subscribes to federalism, granting states and localities some independence from the central government. American Model loves guns and knows how to use them.

Variants

Frontier Thesis

Frontierism shortened simply to Front is the ideological inspiration to Anarcho-Frontierism without the Anarchism. Frontierism is based on the lifestyle of the American West (frontier) during the age of Manifest Destiny, it advocates for Libertarianism, Agrarianism, Nationalism and Federalism. Values differ from person to person but generally it is economically right-centered, diplomatically left, civilly left-centered, and societally left-centered.

Progressive Americana

Progressive Americana is a culturally left ideology that is influenced by Progressive Conservatism. Like most other Progressives, Progressive Americana believes in homosexual and trans rights, drug legalization, is pro-choice, and supportive of alternative lifestyles. But unlike most progressives and modern liberals, Progressive Americana embraces the small-town "down on the farm" culture associated with the Midwestern/Southern United States which is a more conservative part of the nation. Progressive Americana encourages this "Home-on-the-range" lifestyle to be more inclusive towards all races and ethnicities.

Browderism

Browderism is a revisionist branch of Marxism-Leninism which embraces American values and mainstream American politics and shifting away from revolutionary Socialism. Earl Browder believed Socialism was an extension of the traditions started by The American founding fathers

Browderism rejects abolition of class, rather supporting class collaboration.

Browder notably said "Communism is 20th century Americanism"

Wilsonian Idealism

Wilsonian Idealism refers to the foreign policy and framework of President Woodrow Wilson based on the concept of 'Pax-Americana' and the spreading of Liberal Democracy, free trade, collective security, and open diplomacy abroad. Woodrow Wilson was a foundational figure in American global hegemony, begging with The United States intervention in World War I in 1917.

Beliefs

American Model is a mixture of a lot of ideologies, including Representative Democracy, Constitutionalism, Republicanism, Liberalism, Federalism, and several other ideologies. It is based in the values of freedom and democracy, with many presidents giving a personal influence to America's ideology. Currently there are two main parties which influence America, The Republican Party and The Democratic Party. Check the respective pages. Oh, and don't forget gun rights.

Personality and Behavior

American Model talks in american english, using a lot of american slang. He’s typically an alright guy, but he can often be vulgar. He is very proud of America, which can often manifest as ignorance and/or arrogance. He can be seen enjoying American culture, sometimes overindulgently, eating too much sometimes. He hates ideologies which do not support freedom and democracy, and frequently uses military or economic intervention to try overthrow them. He likes most USA ideologies, and the founding fathers are his idols. Loves all things American like Apple Pie (which comes from England), burgers (which likely originated in Hamburg, Germany), and Thanksgiving.

How to draw

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Fill ball in with dark blue (#3C3B6E)
  3. In white, draw the Liberty Bell in the middle
  4. Draw 4 white stars, one in each corner surrounding the bell
  5. Add eyes et voila!
Color NameHEXRGB
 Dark Blue#3C3B6Ergb(60, 59, 110)
 White#FFFFFFrgb(255, 255, 255)


Relations

Patriots

Frenemies

  • Libertarianism - Don't worry pal, you'll get your 5 minutes eventually... I am still kind of a symbol for you.
  • Progressivism - Many of my modern values support him, but he's far too critical of me.
  • Democracy - The perfect government system. Wait what do you mean I'm classed as a flawed democracy?
  • Authoritarian Capitalism & Authoritarian Conservatism - That's way too far…… Though I don't mind backing some of your followers in the rest of the world if it suits my interests.
  • Police Statism - Too far, but a strong police force is good. Police brutality goes brrrrrrrr
  • Indigenism - Hey, sorry about the whole "genocide" thing. You're cool with your reservations, right? Not really sorry, I just don't want to seem racist or to let my followers to suffer guilt, and if I could, I would gladly do it again.
  • Black Nationalism - Look, I get we wronged you too many times, but can you stop begging for reparations? The Black Panthers are still garbage and they got wrecked epic style.
  • White Nationalism - We used to be close friends, but times have changed.
  • LGBT - I'll leave it to the parties.
  • Feminism - Your rights are protected by the 19th amendment, stop complaining about Dobbs v. Jackson.
  • Multiculturalism - I am fine with different cultures in detention in my country, but stop complaining about border controls and keeping children in cages.
  • Gaullism - You were an important ally during WWII, but why do you hate me so much?
    • You tried to overthrow me secretly just because I refused to take part in your wars and I just believe that you're using NATO just for the sake of dominating the world, which was exactly why I left their integrated military command structure.
    • I don't care though.
  • Nordic Model - The nords are great allies, I don't understand this whole "Democratic Socialism" rubbish though... Wait, what do you mean you're actually Capitalists??
    • Åh för Guds skull...
  • Dengism - I am on good terms with Deng and Jiang, but Xi Jinping is the enemy of the West, and he literally genocides the innocent Uyghurs in Xinjiang! Ignore the fact that Deng and Jiang has done similar things like that
  • Jihadism - I killed your goddamn soldiers! But we also helped you to rise in Afghanistan against the USSR. [2]
  • Irredentism - Is Greenland still for sale?
  • National Capitalism - Aren't you that Nazi again? Thanks for the scientists.
  • Silver Legionism - My weird son, you are a patriot indeed, but your support for him is disappointing.
  • European Federalism - It's complicated... Europoor!
  • British Model - We have a very special relationship, don't understand the desire for Monarchism and public social programs though
  • Protestant Theocracy - Theocracy is always cringe, but I was inspired by Presbyterian theology. The American revolution was even nicknamed "The Presbyterian Rebellion"
  • Longism - One of our best governors, maybe a bit too Socialistic for my liking
  • Kakistocracy - We have some of the most intelligent people and best universities, some of us believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Also, cope and seethe about the TikTok ban.
  • Ho Chi Minh Thought - We might’ve been at war one time, but you might be useful in countering him. Agent Orange go brrrrrrr.

Foreign Adversaries

  • Marxism - BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!!
  • Marxism–Leninism - Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged. Ignore that I helped him build much of his industrial capacity and provided him Lend-Lease during WW2.
  • Xi Jinping Thought - Sinxe the collapse of teh USSR in 1991, the CCP has currently been our greatest threat!
  • Juche - FAKE KOREA! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!1!!
  • Socialism - "Communism, Socialism, call it what you like, there's very little difference in the 2!"
    • There are differences, have you read any theory?
    • Not yours, no. The only ‘theory’ I read is my constitution.
  • Christian Theocracy - Separation of church and state! Wait, that wasn't in the Constitution?
  • Monarchism - NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
  • Absolute Monarchism - Sic semper tyrannis!
  • Confederatism - Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam!
  • Hydrarchy - Never forget the Barbary wars!
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - I AM NOT A TYRANNY!
  • Anarcho-Communism - TERRORIST! NEVER FORGET CHARLESVILLE!
  • Post-Leftism - Get a job.
  • Ego-Communism - F*CK OFF TO RUSSIA GOLDMAN!
  • Showa Statism - You deserved those damn nukes!
  • Putinism - Look, we could have been friends but your greed just escalated and WW3 is near!
  • Fourth Theory - THE ABOVE'S MASTER!
  • National Bolshevism - Two of the most unamerican ideologies combined.
  • Left-Wing Nationalism & Monarcho-Socialism - New Jewel Movement get rekt.
  • Isolationism - Never again!
  • Separatism - Texas V. White NEVER FORGET!
  • Social Democracy & Welfarism - There's no free lunch over here! Pay for your healthcare, bludger!
  • Khomeinism - Who do you call "The Great Satan, The Wounded Snake"?!
  • State Atheism - Our first admendment guarantees freedom of religion.
  • Guevarism - Communist scum!
  • Nazism & Fascism - We kicked your asses back in '45!
  • Reactionaryism - Yes, we don't have ancient architecture, who cares?
  • Fitzhughism - A dixie boy who hates modern architecture and capitalism? You are my worst nightmare apart from the guy below.
  • Anti-Americanism - If you hate our nation so much, why can't you just leave?
  • Revolutionary Progressivism - You are very problematic, you damn commie (at least we both hate fashies and nazis).
  • Regulationism - The freer the market, the freer the people! The Roosevelts were based tho
  • Ba'athism - WHERE ARE THE WMDs?
  • Totalitarianism - DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!
  • Anarcho-Nihilism - How dare you hate dems and reps, true democracy, capitalism and the military-industrial complex?
  • Gaddafism - Arab spring go brrrrrrrr
  • Ultranationalism - The Corpse has drawn out this ability. D4C has progressed to a higher level! I love America, but I think that this is a little too much... Also, many of you are straight up against other people coming to our country, when that's what grew America to what it's become.... Give me your tired, your poor, and huddle masses begging for Freedom!
  • Alt-Right - Neo-Nazi Hitler apologists be like: "HiTlEr DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG!!! ThE hOlOcAuSt NeVeR hApPeNeD!!! YoU sTiLl BeLiEvE iN jEwIsH lIeS???" My brother in Christ, even the Germans are disgusted by your conspiracy theories.

External Links

Online Communites

Americanisms

American Model outside of the United States

TV Tropes

YouTube

Videos

Fictional Interpretations

Citations

Notes

References

  1. ↑ https://youtu.be/RVXtpweifSU
  2. ↑ operation cyclone

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