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|image = File:JucheDPRK.png
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|aliases = Juche Sasang<br>Juche Idea<br>[[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] North Korea Model<br> [[File:Authmut.png]] Totalitarian Mutualism (in recent times)<br>[[file:PCB-Juche.png]] Juchesasangpa <br>[[file:Songun.png]] Songun <br> '''Kimilsung'''ism–'''Kimjongili'''sm-'''Kimjongun'''ism<br>Korean Stalinism <br> Rocket Man Thought <br> Korean Ceaușescuism <br> Self-Reliance <br> [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] '''''BEST KOREA''''' [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] <br> 적대적인 똥 or "A Hostile Piece of Garbage" (13% of [[File: Ilminism.png]] South Koreans and Ilminists) <br> Necrocracy with Asian Communistic characteristics <br> [[File:KimFatty.png]] Kim Fatty <br> [[File:KimFatty.png]] The Great Eater (by [[File: Cball-South Korea.png]] South Koreans) <br> MC Jong-Un (by [[File:Ilbe.png]] Ilbe Storehouse Model) <br> Anti-currency (regarding printing counterfeit money)<br>
|aliases = Juche Sasang<br>Juche Idea<br>[[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] North Korea Model<br> [[File:Authmut.png]] Totalitarian Mutualism (in recent times)<br>[[file:PCB-Juche.png]] Juchesasangpa <br>[[file:Songun.png]] Songun <br> '''Kimilsung'''ism–'''Kimjongili'''sm-'''Kimjongun'''ism<br>Korean Stalinism <br> Rocket Man Thought <br> Korean Ceaușescuism <br> Self-Reliance <br> [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] '''''BEST KOREA''''' [[File:Cball-North Korea.png]] <br> 적대적인 똥 or "A Hostile Piece of Garbage" (13% of [[File: Ilminism.png]] South Koreans and Ilminists) <br> Necrocracy with Asian Communistic characteristics <br> [[File:KimFatty.png]] Kim Fatty <br> [[File:KimFatty.png]] The Great Eater (by [[File: Cball-South Korea.png]] South Koreans) <br> MC Jong-Un (by [[File:Ilbe.png]] Ilbe Storehouse Model) <br> Anti-currency (regarding printing counterfeit money)<br>
Korean Red Fascism <br> [[File:Monarcho-National Bolshevism.png]] <s>Monarcho-Nazbol</s><br>[[File:Neocommunism-icon.png]] DPRK Neoconservatism (Modern day)<br><s>Totalitarian Dengism ([[File:KimJongUn.png]] Kim Jong-un Thought)</s><br>[[File:LeftNatcon.png]] Korean Left-Neo Nationalism (Modern day)<br>[[File:Monarcho-Juche.png]] Monarcho-Communism
Korean Red Fascism <br> [[File:Monarcho-National Bolshevism.png]] <s>Monarcho-Nazbol</s><br>[[File:Neocommunism-icon.png]] DPRK Neoconservatism (Modern day)<br><s>Totalitarian Dengism ([[File:KimJongUn.png]] Kim Jong-un Thought)</s><br>[[File:LeftNatcon.png]] Korean Left-Neo Nationalism (Modern day)<br>
|alignments =
|alignments =
[[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|AuthLeft]]<br>
[[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|AuthLeft]]<br>
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[[File:Commie.png]] [[:Category:Communists|Communists]] (Historically, now self-proclaimed) <br>
[[File:Commie.png]] [[:Category:Communists|Communists]] (Historically, now self-proclaimed) <br>
[[File:Nation.png]] [[:Category:Nationalists|Nationalists]]<br>
[[File:Nation.png]] [[:Category:Nationalists|Nationalists]]<br>
[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[:Category:Ethnonationalists|Ethnonationalists]] (Modern Juche, allegedly)<br>
[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[:Category:Ethnonationalists|Ethnonationalists]] (Modern Juche Accused wrongly)<br>
[[File:Ultranat.png]] [[:Category:Ultranationalists|Ultranationalists]] (Modern Juche, allegedly)<br>
[[File:Fash.png]] [[:Category:Fascists|Fascists]] (Modern Juche Accused wrongly)<br>
[[File:Ultranat.png]] [[:Category:Ultranationalists|Ultranationalists]] (Modern Juche Accused wrongly)<br>
|influences =
|influences =
[[File:AntiAm.png]] Anti-Americanism<br>
[[File:AntiAm.png]] Anti-Americanism<br>
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**[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Korean Shamanism]]
**[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Korean Shamanism]]
**[[File:StateMarksoc.png]] [[Market Socialism|Market]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Communism]]
**[[File:StateMarksoc.png]] [[Market Socialism|Market]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Communism]]
**[[File:Monarcho-National Bolshevism.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism|Monarcho]]-[[National Bolshevism]] (Accused)
**[[File:Monarcho-National Bolshevism.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism|Monarcho]]-[[National Bolshevism]] (Accused wrongly)
}}
}}
*[[File:KimJongUn.png]] '''Kimjongunism/Modern Juche''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:KimJongUn.png]] '''Kimjongunism/Modern Juche''' {{Collapse|
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|dislikes = [[File:Cball-US.png]] 미제 (US Imperialist pig)<br>[[File:Cball-Japan.png]] 일제 (Japan)<br>[[File:Cball-South Korea.png]] 남조선 (Traitorous south Korea)<br>K-POP (Mostly)<br>Anyone calling him "Kim the Fatty"<br>Pornographers<br>[[File:Coomer.png]] Coomers
|dislikes = [[File:Cball-US.png]] 미제 (US Imperialist pig)<br>[[File:Cball-Japan.png]] 일제 (Japan)<br>[[File:Cball-South Korea.png]] 남조선 (Traitorous south Korea)<br>K-POP (Mostly)<br>Anyone calling him "Kim the Fatty"<br>Pornographers<br>[[File:Coomer.png]] Coomers
}}
}}
'''Juche''' is a [[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism|Totalitarian]], economically [[File:Soc.png]] [[Socialism|left-wing to far-left]] and [[File:Nation.png]] [[Nationalism|Nationalist]] ideology inhabiting the top center of the [[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|authoritarian left]] quadrant. He believes in a highly centralized state, self-sufficiency, and a strong devotion to his country's leadership. He believes the best way to achieve socialism is through strength and self-sustainability.
'''Juche''' is a [[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism|Totalitarian]], economically [[File:Soc.png]] [[Socialism|left-wing to far-left]] ideology inhabiting the top center of the [[File:Authleft.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Left|authoritarian left]] quadrant. He believes in a highly centralized state, self-sufficiency, and a strong devotion to his country's leadership. He believes the best way to achieve socialism is through strength and self-sustainability.


==History==
==History==
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*[[File:Songun.png]] [[Stratocracy|Songun]] - Military First!
*[[File:Songun.png]] [[Stratocracy|Songun]] - Military First!
*[[File:Isolationist.png]] [[Isolationism]] - We don't need help. I am self-reliant for a reason, such as having my own internet and electricity access. <s>Ingore that it sucks</s>
*[[File:Isolationist.png]] [[Isolationism]] - We don't need help. I am self-reliant for a reason, such as having my own internet and electricity access. <s>Ingore that it sucks</s>
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*[[File:Cultofpersonality.png]] [[Cultism|Cult of Personality]] - We worship our Great Supreme Leader!
*[[File:Necrocracy.png]] [[Necrocracy]] [[File:Necro-ghost.png]] - My good buddy who technically leads my country.
*[[File:Necrocracy.png]] [[Necrocracy]] [[File:Necro-ghost.png]] - My good buddy who technically leads my country.
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]<ref>[https://leftistcritic.wordpress.com/2017/03/08/elections-in-the-socialist-motherland-democracy-in-the-dprk Elections in the Juche state democracy in the DPRK] /</ref> <ref>[http://www.lalkar.org/article/2654/the-democratic-structure-of-the-dprk The Democratic Structure of the DPRK]/</ref>
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]] - Thank you for teaching me how to integrate my thoughts into every aspect of society!
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]] - Thank you for teaching me how to integrate my thoughts into every aspect of society!
*[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy]] - I might technically be an atheist but Korean paganism is based.
*[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy]] - I might technically be an atheist but Korean paganism is based.
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*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] and [[File:Honecker.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Honeckerism]] - My more moderate Vietnamese and German counterparts. I wish I could unite Korea like the former united Vietnam. It’s such a shame that the GDR fell. Rip Honecker the legend.
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] and [[File:Honecker.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Honeckerism]] - My more moderate Vietnamese and German counterparts. I wish I could unite Korea like the former united Vietnam. It’s such a shame that the GDR fell. Rip Honecker the legend.
*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - I have allowed black markets to flourish since the 1990s just for the economic survival of the country.
*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - I have allowed black markets to flourish since the 1990s just for the economic survival of the country.

*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Haha Lazarus group goes 브르르.
*[[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] [[Cultural Nationalism]] -We must protect Korean culture.


=== 프레너미 (Frenemies)===
=== 프레너미 (Frenemies)===
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*[[File:Cultofpersonality.png]] [[Cultism|Cult of Personality]] - We worship our Great Supreme <ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i5En4pd0dI&ab_channel=JucheGang The Truth About Leaders and Leadership in the DPRK Leader!]</ref>
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]]<ref> [https://www.youtube.com/watchv=GiULkr54I0o&list=PLp7ogBa68XGEpM_xVBli2IhOKa7lB8W0b&index=9&ab_channel=JucheGang DPRK Reality Check Human Rights] </ref>
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Thanks for covering my ass but why did you pull the Chinese aid in the early 1990s? (<s>also stop reeeeing at my counterfeit money!!!!</s>)
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Thanks for covering my ass but why did you pull the Chinese aid in the early 1990s? (<s>also stop reeeeing at my counterfeit money!!!!</s>)
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - We tight, but please don't rain "fire and fury" on me.
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Trumpism]] - We tight, but please don't rain "fire and fury" on me.
*[[File:Moncom.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism]] - Not the same but a lot of people seem to think we are.
*[[File:Moncom.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism]] - Not the same but a lot of people seem to think we are.
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Whaaat? We're ''totally'' not the same.
*[[File:Mladorossi.png]] [[Mladorossism]] - Even better because he is more nationalist and traditionalist. But why be a christcuck?
*[[File:Mladorossi.png]] [[Mladorossism]] - Even better because he is more nationalist and traditionalist. But why be a christcuck?
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Capitalist pig but he too loves nukes, hates taxes, and smokes weed.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Capitalist pig but he too loves nukes, hates taxes, and smokes weed.
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - Enriching the state is good, capitalism and imperialism are bad.
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - Enriching the state is good, capitalism and imperialism are bad.
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Too extreme right and conservative for my liking, but still socialist.
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - A great ally and supporter of my small nation, but stop calling me "revisionist" and "idealist".
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - A great ally and supporter of my small nation, but stop calling me "revisionist" and "idealist".
*[[File:StateathFedora.png]] [[State Atheism]] - Fuck religion but let me try to LARP as a god to my citizens. It's a way to keep them in check.
*[[File:StateathFedora.png]] [[State Atheism]] - Fuck religion but let me try to LARP as a god to my citizens. It's a way to keep them in check.
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*[[File:Showa.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Evil Japanese imperialist. <s>Thanks for teaching me the value of ethnic nationalism.</s>
*[[File:Showa.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Evil Japanese imperialist. <s>Thanks for teaching me the value of ethnic nationalism.</s>
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I'll nuke you someday, imperialist scum.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I'll nuke you someday, imperialist scum.
*[[File:Neoliberal.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - You can't touch me.
*[[File: Neoliberal.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - You can't touch me.
*[[File:Mlmg.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism-Maoism|Gonzalo Thought]] - You think I'm revisionist? Fuck you. That's why I gave the Peruvian government weapons to fight you.
*[[File:Mlmg.png]] [[Gonzalo Thought]] - You think I'm revisionist? Fuck you. That's why I gave the Peruvian government weapons to fight you.
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - Imperialist propaganda!
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - Imperialist propaganda!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Israel is an imperialist satellite!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Israel is an imperialist satellite!
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - My arch-enemy, I would've ended you back in 1950, if it wasn't for those [[File:Necon.png]] [[Imperialism|western imperialists]]. Also, [[File:Necon.png]] they're the ones who started the war, not me.
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - My arch-enemy, I would've ended you back in 1950, if it wasn't for those [[File:Necon.png]] [[Imperialism|western imperialists]]. Also, [[File:Necon.png]] they're the ones who started the war, not me.
*[[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - What do you mean I don't support democracy? We hold elections, you just can't say "no" without our permission. It's still democracy!
*[[File:Progress.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Degenerate western imperialist.
*[[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBT+]] - You don't even exist.
*[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - Do you think your silly ideology will make my people abandon Socialism?
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[LGBT Conservatism]] [[File:Homocon.png]] - Dirty reactionary capitalist.
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Dirty backstabber.
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Dirty backstabber.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - You are literally everything I despise (except for Totalitarianism). DIE!
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - You are literally everything I despise (except for Totalitarianism). DIE!

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Juche is a Totalitarian, economically File:Soc.png left-wing to far-left ideology inhabiting the top center of the authoritarian left quadrant. He believes in a highly centralized state, self-sufficiency, and a strong devotion to his country's leadership. He believes the best way to achieve socialism is through strength and self-sustainability.

History

The term Juche (Chosŏn'gŭl: 주체사상 Hancha: 主體思想) is a Korean word meaning "self-reliance". The ideology was first mentioned by Kim Il Sung in a 1955 speech. In a speech of his a decade later, Kim Il Sung developed the ideology further, developing its three main principles, those being economic self-sustenance, political independence, and self-reliance in national defense. The ideology was further developed by Kim Il Sung in various other speeches and writings.

Juche has been the ruling ideology of North Korea, formally called the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), since its conception. It, being the governing philosophy, has greatly impacted North Korean governance, leading and contributing to their highly isolationist, nationalistic and militaristic tendencies.

Kim Il-sung did not intend for Juche to only influence Korea, and believed the ideology to have the potential for international influence. Starting in 1976, the DPRK has organized multiple seminars on Juche outside of their own country.

Kim Il-Sung

WIP

Kim Jong-il

WIP

Kim Jong-un

WIP

Juche Tower in Pyongyang

Juchesasangpa

Juche Faction or Juchesasangpa (Chosŏn'gŭl: 주체사상파, Hancha: 主體思想派 Revised Romanization: Juche sasang pa, McCune–Reischauer: Chuch'e sasang pa,) or Korean Abb. Jusapa (Chosŏn'gŭl: 주사파, Hancha: 主思派, Revised Romanization: Jusapa, McCune–Reischauer: Chusapa) was a political faction within South Korea's student movements that supported the North Korean political ideology known as Juche. It was most prominent during the pro-democratic demonstrations of the 1980s, and was part of the wider National Liberation Faction.

The Juchesasangpa Movement started around early 1986 among the Undongkwon participating in student movements and labor movements. A book written by Kim Young-hwan called "The Letter of One Labor Activist Sending to All Our Fellow Young Students" with the pseudonym "Kang Chol", also known as "kangcholsoshin" (강철서신, Kang cheol's letter), was considered as the textbook of the movement among participants. The movement was also called the National Liberation faction (NL) because it emphasized the "national liberation" of South Korea based on the theory of North Korean revolution called "The Theory of Revolution of People's Democracy and National Liberation" (민족해방 민중민주주의혁명론). However, "National Liberation faction" can also mean groups who did not accept Juche but with the same perception that the people of South Korea should be liberated. and reunified under Juche and the Kim Dynasty itself.

Beliefs

Main Principles

W.I.P

Songun

Songun is a doctrine where the military is viewed as the most important part of the nation and thus is the most powerful organ of the state that gained presence after Kim Il-sung's death in 1994. It is based upon 4 principles made by Kim Il-sung that are to arm the entire population, fortify the state, train every soldier to become a cadre, and to modernize the entire military sector. The government puts the military as the top priority in resource allocation and for consideration in government policy and decision making.

Great Leader Theory

Unlike Maosim and Marxism-leninism, Juche rejects historical materialism and its assertion that the development of productive forces are the driving force of history. It instead believes that the driving force of history are people and their ideas and that there needs to be a great leader to instill the right ideas into the people. It also believes that the great leader should hold supreme authority since they are believed to be responsible for the wellbeing of the entire country.

Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism

WIP

Kimilsungism-Jonyapism

Kimilsungism-Jonyapism is a variant of Jucheism which believes that Kim Jong Il used Juche ideology to establish feudalism in North Korea.

Personality

He believes that national unity can be achieved only through self-reliance and national independence. He loves his nukes and is not hesitant to flex them. Despite being strongly atheist, he considers himself to be a god and acts as such, to the extent that outsiders believe him to be theocratic.

Stylistic Notes

  • Anti-religious but believes himself to be a god.
  • Will get very upset and violent if ridiculed.
  • Temperamental, and will be set off by even the slightest disrespect.
  • Launches nukes at anybody he disagrees with, although the nukes are cheaply made and don't always work.
  • Oppressive in the streets but dirty in the sheets with hot North Korean soldier girls.


How to Draw

Flag of Juche

The design for Juche is simply the flag of the Workers' Party of Korea. The WPK is the dominant political party in the DPRK, of which Juche is the governing ideology.
Drawing Juche is fairly straightforward:

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Fill the ball with red
  3. Add the WPK symbol in yellow (Add a Hammer, Writing Brush and Korean Sickle, symbolising the workers, intellectuals and farmers respectively)
  4. Add the eyes and you're done!
Color Name HEX RGB
Red #D40000 212, 0, 0
Yellow #FFCC00 255, 204, 0


Relations

친구들 (Friends)

  • Stalinism - You helped me defeat filthy imperialists and you influenced me. Also, strong state AND Socialism in one country? What can I say except BASED. What do you mean you threw away the latter in 1939 by invading Poland?
  • Conservative Socialism - Me but less nationalist and less communist. For some reason, he tries to avoid me.
  • Marxism-Leninism - Thanks for your aids aid.
  • Posadism - You might be a dirty Trot but your love for nukes is neat.
  • National Communism "To be a true revolutionary, a communist, one must be an ardent patriot, a true nationalist.” - Kim Jong Il
  • Castroism - My only friend in the west.
  • Autarky - Gotta P R O T E C C.
  • Songun - Military First!
  • Isolationism - We don't need help. I am self-reliant for a reason, such as having my own internet and electricity access. Ingore that it sucks
  • Necrocracy - My good buddy who technically leads my country.
  • Democracy[2] [3]
  • Totalitarianism - Thank you for teaching me how to integrate my thoughts into every aspect of society!
  • Pagan Theocracy - I might technically be an atheist but Korean paganism is based.
  • Mandelaism - I supported the ANC in its fight against apartheid. Just wish you didn't become such a huge lib during your presidency.
  • Khomeinism - I supported him in the Iran-Iraq war.
  • Black Nationalism - The Black Panther Party supported me, and I supported them.
  • Ho Chi Minh Thought and Honeckerism - My more moderate Vietnamese and German counterparts. I wish I could unite Korea like the former united Vietnam. It’s such a shame that the GDR fell. Rip Honecker the legend.
  • Agorism - I have allowed black markets to flourish since the 1990s just for the economic survival of the country.


프레너미 (Frenemies)

  • Cult of Personality - We worship our Great Supreme [4]
  • Progressivism[5]
  • Dengism - Thanks for covering my ass but why did you pull the Chinese aid in the early 1990s? (also stop reeeeing at my counterfeit money!!!!)
  • Trumpism - We tight, but please don't rain "fire and fury" on me.
  • Monarcho-Socialism - Not the same but a lot of people seem to think we are.
  • Mladorossism - Even better because he is more nationalist and traditionalist. But why be a christcuck?
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - Capitalist pig but he too loves nukes, hates taxes, and smokes weed.
  • Mercantilism - Enriching the state is good, capitalism and imperialism are bad.
  • Maoism - A great ally and supporter of my small nation, but stop calling me "revisionist" and "idealist".
  • State Atheism - Fuck religion but let me try to LARP as a god to my citizens. It's a way to keep them in check.
  • Radical Feminism - Agrees that pornographers must be executed, but disagrees with my Kippumjo although they joined the squad "voluntary".
  • Social Democracy & Religious Socialism - The Korean Social Democratic Party and Korea Buddhist Federation are pawns in my united coalition. We're totally a democratic country. Also don't listen to them if they say they don't know me.
  • Mediacracy - Stop saying I'm a repressive totalitarian state with no free speech! Anyways, we would like to sponsor our state-controlled media from the Korean Central Broadcasting Committee, and I did allow foregin sympathizers (Explore DPRK for example) to broadcast our nation.
  • Anti-Japaneseism - Fighting Japanese invaders is great, but your lack of a state is beyond revolting. And you're not a fellow supporter of my regime, how sad.
  • Hoxhaism - He liked me at first, but our relationship deteriorated over time. We both abolished taxes too.
  • Saddamism - I liked you at first until the Iran-Iraq war.
  • Fujimorism - While he's a filthy capitalist pig like Neoconservatism, I gave him weapons to fight Gonzalo Thought.
  • Marxism - You have good ideas, but overall you are too internationalist for my liking and not authoritarian enough. That’s why I removed you from my state ideology recently.
  • Market Socialism - We share similar economic ideas recently, but he's against my protectionism and totalitarianism.
  • Kim Dae-jung Thought and Moon Jae-in - My relationship with the South experienced a temporary thaw under both of you, but you are still too much of a lib and American puppet for my liking.
  • Anti-Fascism - We both like Kim Il Sung, but stop calling me "Red Fash" already!
  • Fourth Theory - Very based, although you are too fascist and religious for my liking.
  • Hive-Mind Collectivism - How can we have a supreme leader if everyone is the same?
  • Titoism - "The inclusion of the Yugoslav Tito Group in the socialist camp and the international proter revolutionary movement weakened the unity of the socialist camp and the international proter revolutionary movement. The Yugoslav Tito Group betrayed Marxism, Leninism. He separated himself from the socialist camp and the international proter revolutionary movement. Proter of various countries. It opposes the statements of the representatives of the revolutionary and workers' parties and the statements of the consultation meetings. It engages in separatist activities against the international proter revolutionary movement." -Kim Il Sung -On Modern Revisionism Page 9 (But you were still a fellow member of the Non-Aligned Movement and well, it's complicated...)
  • Khrushchevism - "In the past, vile revisionists like Khrushchev, who emerged in the international communist movement, seriously undermined communist morality. Khrushchev slandered Stalin, giving the world a negative impression that the communists were unaware of their vanguard in the revolution and were fighting each other." -Kim Jong Il - Socialism is Science Page 56 (But I also remained neutral during the Soviet-Chinese split and tried to maintain good relations with both countries)

적들 (Enemies)

  • Capitalism - This is incompatible with socialism.
  • Showa Statism - Evil Japanese imperialist. Thanks for teaching me the value of ethnic nationalism.
  • Neoconservatism - I'll nuke you someday, imperialist scum.
  • Neoliberalism - You can't touch me.
  • Gonzalo Thought - You think I'm revisionist? Fuck you. That's why I gave the Peruvian government weapons to fight you.
  • Christian Theocracy - Imperialist propaganda!
  • Zionism - Israel is an imperialist satellite!
  • Ilminism - My arch-enemy, I would've ended you back in 1950, if it wasn't for those western imperialists. Also, they're the ones who started the war, not me.
  • Trotskyism - Dirty backstabber.
  • State Liberalism - You are literally everything I despise (except for Totalitarianism). DIE!
  • Multiculturalism - A strange farce to hamstring the essential characters of the Korean nation and seek for “multiracial society” is now being held in south Korea. In this regard Rodong Sinmun today runs a signed commentary, which censures the farce as an unpardonable bid to negate the homogeneity of the nation, make south Korea multiracial and Americanize it. To deny the peculiarity and advantages of the homogeneous nation now that dominationism and colonialism are posing a threat to the destiny of weak nations is a treacherous act of weakening the spirit of the nation, the commentary says, and goes on: The south Korean pro-American traitorous forces advocating the theory of “multiracial society” are riffraffs who have not an iota of national soul, to say nothing of the elementary understanding of the view on the nation and social and historic development.
  • Monetarism - Haha printing counterfeit money go brrr.[6]

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  1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_in_North_Korea#Law
  2. ↑ Elections in the Juche state democracy in the DPRK /
  3. ↑ The Democratic Structure of the DPRK/
  4. ↑ The Truth About Leaders and Leadership in the DPRK Leader!
  5. ↑ DPRK Reality Check Human Rights
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8H4_MhKmgM
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