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*[[File:Saakashvili.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Mikheil Saakashvili]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-Georgia.png]] Georgia
*[[File:Saakashvili.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Mikheil Saakashvili]] (1967-) [[File:Cball-Georgia.png]] Georgia
*[[File:Morawiecki.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Mateusz Morawiecki]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland
*[[File:Morawiecki.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Mateusz Morawiecki]] (1968-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland
*[[file:Amber-Gold.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Marcin Plichta]] (1984-) [[file:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland
*[[File:Amber-Gold.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Marcin Plichta]] (1984-) [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland
*[[File:PiS.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Daniel Obajtek]] [[file:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland
*[[File:PiS.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Daniel Obajtek]] [[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Poland
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==Relationships==
==Relationships==
===Shareholders===
===Shareholders===
*[[File: Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Love you, your conglomerate way more.
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Love you, your conglomerate way more.
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - Merchant republics, high tariffs on competitors, and charter companies are based! In many aspects, you are even better than capitalism, even if some of your beliefs are a bit outdated.
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - Merchant republics, high tariffs on competitors, and charter companies are based! In many aspects, you are even better than capitalism, even if some of your beliefs are a bit outdated.
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - King Leopold II was based AF.
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - King Leopold II was based AF.
*[[File: Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Love your Soma product!
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Love your Soma product!
*[[File: Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]] - Thanks for everything dad, I'll make the family company greater than ever.
*[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]] - Thanks for everything dad, I'll make the family company greater than ever.
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - Excellent way of praxis.
*[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - Excellent way of praxis.
*[[File: Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - You're my best friend every February and every June.
*[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - You're my best friend every February and every June.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - You were way more based in the past but I suppose we can still do business.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - You were way more based in the past but I suppose we can still do business.
*[[File: Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF FIAT! Your wars are making me big money as well.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF FIAT! Your wars are making me big money as well.
*[[File: Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - You get me! <s>Sorry that I have to pull out of Russia in order to protect my profits.</s>
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - You get me! <s>Sorry that I have to pull out of Russia in order to protect my profits.</s>
*[[File: Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Your policies are good for PR. The only downside is we can't market to conservatives anymore.
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Your policies are good for PR. The only downside is we can't market to conservatives anymore.
*[[File: Neocam.png]] [[Neocameralism]] - A state run like a company is the best idea ever.
*[[File:Neocam.png]] [[Neocameralism]] - A state run like a company is the best idea ever.
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - I give you ad money, and you do some positive PR for me, deal?
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - I give you ad money, and you do some positive PR for me, deal?
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - Pinkertons were the best organization to ever exist.
*[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - Pinkertons were the best organization to ever exist.
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===Customers===
===Customers===
*[[File: Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Why do my sons have to inherit the company when we can live off the shares?
*[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - Why do my sons have to inherit the company when we can live off the shares?
*[[File: Wignat.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - You were a useful idiot during the colonial era who justified the Congo Free State and company rule in India, but now you're bad for PR so I will pretend to hate you.
*[[File:Wignat.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - You were a useful idiot during the colonial era who justified the Congo Free State and company rule in India, but now you're bad for PR so I will pretend to hate you.
*[[File: Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - '''I am you''' and '''you are me'''. Quit denying it!
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - '''I am you''' and '''you are me'''. Quit denying it!
*[[File: Austrobert.png]] [[Austrian School]] - No matter how much you claim to despise me, your laissez-faire system is based because it gives me '''UNLIMITED POWAR'''. <s>Oh yeah, I can totally regulate myself. Well, if I feel like it, of course.</s>
*[[File:Austrobert.png]] [[Austrian School]] - No matter how much you claim to despise me, your laissez-faire system is based because it gives me '''UNLIMITED POWAR'''. <s>Oh yeah, I can totally regulate myself. Well, if I feel like it, of course.</s>
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - You are so close to perfection, but when will you understand that racism and homophobia are both bad for business?
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - You are so close to perfection, but when will you understand that racism and homophobia are both bad for business?
*[[File: Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - We are rather similar, but the state should serve the interests of corporations, not the other way around.
*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - We are rather similar, but the state should serve the interests of corporations, not the other way around.
*[[File:Protect.png]] [[Protectionism]] - Removes foreign competitors but prevents my expansion abroad.
*[[File:Protect.png]] [[Protectionism]] - Removes foreign competitors but prevents my expansion abroad.
*[[File:Welf.png]] [[Welfarism]] - Only good when it's for my business.
*[[File:Welf.png]] [[Welfarism]] - Only good when it's for my business.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Overall profitable, but you later dismantled the Dutch East India Company and the British East India Company.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Overall profitable, but you later dismantled the Dutch East India Company and the British East India Company.
*[[File: Bidenism.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Bidenism]] - No, don't increase the corporate tax! Thanks for your subsidies, though.
*[[File:Bidenism.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Bidenism]] - No, don't increase the corporate tax! Thanks for your subsidies, though.


===Filthy p**r===
===Filthy p**r===
*[[File: Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] - WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME!!!
*[[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] - WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME!!!
*[[File: Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Is this "SuperCapitalism" thing supposed to be bad? Lol.
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Is this "SuperCapitalism" thing supposed to be bad? Lol.
*[[File: Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - What do you mean you don't want an economy regulated in favor of large corporations you cuck?!!!
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - What do you mean you don't want an economy regulated in favor of large corporations you cuck?!!!
*[[File:Civlibert.png]] [[Civil Libertarianism]] - I will collect your private information as I please.
*[[File:Civlibert.png]] [[Civil Libertarianism]] - I will collect your private information as I please.
*[[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - wheeze.mp3
*[[File:Dsa.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - wheeze.mp3
*[[File: Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Yeah, pretty much my opposite.
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Yeah, pretty much my opposite.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - Yet another commie.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - Yet another commie.
*[[File: Georgist.png]] [[Georgism]] - Shut up and let me monopolize land!
*[[File:Georgist.png]] [[Georgism]] - Shut up and let me monopolize land!
*[[File: Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - Wants to end copyright. There were no original ideas before 1710.
*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - Wants to end copyright. There were no original ideas before 1710.
*[[File: FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism]] - I need to protect my mon... I mean, artists. Also, don’t take my NFTs.
*[[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism]] - I need to protect my mon... I mean, artists. Also, don’t take my NFTs.
*[[File: NatProg.png]] [[Bull Moose Progressivism]] - STOP BUSTING MY TRUSTS!
*[[File:NatProg.png]] [[Bull Moose Progressivism]] - STOP BUSTING MY TRUSTS!
*[[File: Long.png]] [[Longism]] - STOP SHARING THE WEALTH!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - STOP SHARING THE WEALTH!
*[[File: Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - STOP DOING THOSE TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME!
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - STOP DOING THOSE TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME!
*[[File: Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] - STOP GOING ON STRIKE!
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] - STOP GOING ON STRIKE!
*[[File: Leftpop-0.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - STOP PROTESTING!
*[[File:Leftpop-0.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - STOP PROTESTING!
*[[File: Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - STAY AWAY FROM MY TAX MONEY!
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - STAY AWAY FROM MY TAX MONEY!
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - Stop breaking copyright, stealing my money and products and trying to kill bosses! Time to call the Pinkertons!
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - Stop breaking copyright, stealing my money and products and trying to kill bosses! Time to call the Pinkertons!
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - HOW did this person get our products freely without paying anything? Stealing? Not likely - our security guards and video cameras never caught this person.
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - HOW did this person get our products freely without paying anything? Stealing? Not likely - our security guards and video cameras never caught this person.

Revision as of 17:47, 8 June 2023

This ideology advocates for corporate control or influence of the government. For third-positionist economic system supported by many fascists, see Corporatism.

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Corporatocracy also called Corpocracy, Crony Capitalism, Monopoly Capitalism, Lemon Socialism, Cronyism, Supercapitalism and Socialism for the Rich is an economic system in which the state intervenes within the economy for the benefit of the profit of a select number for corporations, especially in the context of squashing competition.

History

Corporatocracy-like economic policies could have been said to have started with the process of enclosure in England. The enclosure was a process in England practiced since the 13th century by which the English State took communally owned rural land by force and gave it to private owners. When Mercantilism became popularized, governments began to create monopoly corporations in certain trades and industries. Some of these firms such as the East India Company and Hudson Bay Company became so powerful they effectively ruled over the territory. During the Gilded Age, with the rise of industrial capitalism monopolies and other corporations began to get more influence in the government with corruption being rampant. However, during the Progressive era corruption and the influence of corporations in government declined. Since the presidency of Ronald Reagan in the 1980s, many say the United States has been experiencing a constant shift towards Corporatocracy due to more favorable policies given to corporations, corporate influence in government (Lobbying aka legalized bribery), rising income inequality, and the dominance of the workplace by corporations.

Variants

Lemon Socialism

Lemon Socialism emerged as a pejorative term for an economic system based on: a government that offers subsidies to weak, bad or bankrupt companies so that they don't end up and remain in the market.

Supercapitalism

Supercapitalism was a concept created by fascist dictator Benito Mussolini, in which the state would intervene in society so that it was fully standardized so that companies could know what customers want and customers could consume infinitely. This variant is comparable to Fordism, the fictional ideology in "Brave New World"

Congo Free State Model

The Congo Free State Model was based on the Congo Free State, a former colony of Leopold II, King of the Belgians . The economy is based on a state that enslaves black population so that the enslaved are distributed to corporations, and slaves who do not obey would be killed or lose their hands. In general, the Congo Free State economy preaches state interference to protect large corporations that enslave Blacks.

Shellism

Shellism, Shell model, or more appropriately, Shell Neo-Imperialism, is based on the Shell PLC (formerly Royal Dutch Shell PLC), a super-major oil giant, and its subjugation of Nigeria. The basis of its beliefs would involve securing hegemony over a country through constant bribery towards its government and national military, controlling and operating the oil via its oil extraction infrastructure and distribution networks, and spreading propaganda to pacify the population and sway public opinion to hide the several atrocities committed there, including the aforementioned corruption and bribery, bribed military operations to suppress anyone there from spreading awareness and fighting for genuine change, and the several thousand oil spills resulting in the poisoning of Nigeria's water supply and environment that were denied responsibility of shell and were instead blamed on terrorists.

Bezosism/Amazonism

Bezosism, Amazonism or Amazonization, is based on the relationship between Jeff Bezos and his company Amazon, with the American government. It is the driest form of Corporatocracy, preaching that the only state interference in the economy is to give subsidies and forgive some deregulation of private companies, among others.

Steve Sisolak thought

Steve Sisolak thought believes that local governments should be run by tech companies. He believes that by letting tech companies do local governance, economic development and advances in technology would accelerate.

Mega Corporatocracy

Mega Corporatocracy is an ideology that wants to one corporation control all aspects of human life, and force everyone to only work and consume. There is only one world government that has a monopoly on everything. An example of Mega Corporatocracy is the BNL from the 2008 Pixar film, Wall-E.

Personality

Corporatocracy as a character cares a hell of a lot about getting the maximum amount of money possible, and unlike certain other people with this trait, corp is very much willing to use organized violence to achieve this goal.

Corp absolutely loves government policies that favor the wealthy to an insane extent, and he is often seen literally worshiping concepts such as Intellectual Property as a deity. Because of his love of these policies, he hates the public domain.

Since he thinks the state must serve powerful business owners, he is one of the few ideologies that openly believes that corporate lobbying is a good thing. This is an idea that even some other capitalist ideologies see as unjust (when consistent).

How to Draw

Flag of Corporatocracy
  1. Draw a ball with eyes
  2. Fill it with very light cyan
  3. In the middle draw a white circle
  4. In the Circle draw a Big "C" in the middle, in the same shade of cyan.
  5. Vertically through the C, put a line in the same color.

Thou art done!

Color Name HEX RGB
Light Cyan #76D7C4 118, 215, 196
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255


Relationships

Shareholders

  • Authoritarian Capitalism - Love you, your conglomerate way more.
  • Mercantilism - Merchant republics, high tariffs on competitors, and charter companies are based! In many aspects, you are even better than capitalism, even if some of your beliefs are a bit outdated.
  • Absolute Monarchism - King Leopold II was based AF.
  • Fordism - Love your Soma product!
  • Plutocracy - Thanks for everything dad, I'll make the family company greater than ever.
  • Oligarchy - Excellent way of praxis.
  • Pink Capitalism - You're my best friend every February and every June.
  • Dengism - You were way more based in the past but I suppose we can still do business.
  • Neoconservatism - CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF FIAT! Your wars are making me big money as well.
  • Kleptocracy - You get me! Sorry that I have to pull out of Russia in order to protect my profits.
  • State Liberalism - Your policies are good for PR. The only downside is we can't market to conservatives anymore.
  • Neocameralism - A state run like a company is the best idea ever.
  • Mediacracy - I give you ad money, and you do some positive PR for me, deal?
  • Police Statism - Pinkertons were the best organization to ever exist.
  • Capitalist Transhumanism - Companies in Cyberpunk stories are the good guys.
  • Liberal Feminism - Roe v. Wade overturned? Don't worry, I'll pay for you to travel out of state for an abortion.
  • Idiocracy - Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Also, thanks for that Grubhub ad.

Customers

  • Monarcho-Capitalism - Why do my sons have to inherit the company when we can live off the shares?
  • White Nationalism - You were a useful idiot during the colonial era who justified the Congo Free State and company rule in India, but now you're bad for PR so I will pretend to hate you.
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - I am you and you are me. Quit denying it!
  • Austrian School - No matter how much you claim to despise me, your laissez-faire system is based because it gives me UNLIMITED POWAR. Oh yeah, I can totally regulate myself. Well, if I feel like it, of course.
  • National Capitalism - You are so close to perfection, but when will you understand that racism and homophobia are both bad for business?
  • State Capitalism - We are rather similar, but the state should serve the interests of corporations, not the other way around.
  • Protectionism - Removes foreign competitors but prevents my expansion abroad.
  • Welfarism - Only good when it's for my business.
  • Imperialism - Overall profitable, but you later dismantled the Dutch East India Company and the British East India Company.
  • Bidenism - No, don't increase the corporate tax! Thanks for your subsidies, though.

Filthy p**r

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References

  1. ↑ [1], Youtube.com.
  2. ↑ [2]
  3. ↑ Starting his political activities, Khodorkovsky financed various opposition parties, including the CPRF.

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