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|title = [[File:JewTheo.png]] Jewish Theocracy
|title = [[File:JewTheo.png]] Jewish Theocracy
|image = Jewish Theocracy.png
|image = Jewish Theocracy.png
|caption = ‘‘שלח את עמי!’’
|aliases = JewTheo
(‘‘Let my people go!’’)
|alignments = [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity]] <br>
|aliases =
[[File:Religious.png]] [[:Category:Religious|Religious]]
JewTheo <br>
[[File:Judaism theocracy.png]] Judaist Theocracy <br>
JudTheo <br>
Halachic State <br>
Zionism of the ancient world (debatably) <br>
|alignments =
[[File:Authunity.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Unity]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''Authoritarian'''}} {{Color|#92D9F8|'''Unity'''}}]]<br>
{{Info‏‎|Culturally Right}}<br>
{{Info|Religious}}<br>
[[File:Theocrat.png|link=:Category:Theocracies]] [[:Category:Theocracies|{{Color|#DC944B|'''Theocracies'''}}]]
|influences =
[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] <br>
[[File:Zoroastrian Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]]<br>
|influenced =
|influenced =
[[File: Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] <br>
[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] <br>
[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] <br>
[[File:Anjew.png]] [[Jewish Anarchism]] <br>
[[File:Anjew.png]] [[Jewish Anarchism]] <br>
[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] <br>
[[File:Jewfem.png]] [[Jewish Feminism]] <br>
[[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] <br>
[[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] <br>
[[File:Revmax.png]] [[Revisionist Maximalism]] <br>
|definition =
[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] <br>
|song =
|theorists =
|founder = Abraham, Israel
[[File:Moses.png]] Moses<br>
[[File:Joshua.png]] Joshua<br>
[[File:David.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|David]] (1040 BC-970 BC)<br>
[[File:Solomon.png]] [[Plutocracy|Solomon]] (990 BC-931 BC)
|examples =
[[File:12Israel.png]] [[Kritarchy|Twelve Tribes of Israel]]<br>
[[File:K israel.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Kingdom of Israel]] (1047 BC-930 BC)<br>
[[File:Judah.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Kingdom of Judah]] (930 BC-587 BC)<br>
[[File:Cball-HerodianTetrarchy.png]] [[Tetrarchy|Herodian Tetrarchy]] (4 BC-44 AD)<br>
|sub =
*[[File:Israelite.png]] '''Israelite System''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]]
**[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]]
**[[File:Community.png]] [[Communitarianism]]
**[[File:Natmyst.png]] [[Religious Nationalism#National Mysticism|National Mysticism]] (Debatably)
**[[File:Confed.png]] [[Confederalism]]
**[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]
**[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]]
**[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slaveism]]
}}
|school =
*[[File:Samaritan.png]] '''Samaritan Theocracy''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:Judaism_theocracy.png]] [[Monarchism|High Priesthood]]
**[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] (regarding the canonicity of the Tanakh)<ref>The Samaritans believe that the Torah is the only true holy book, created before the genesis of the world and given to Moses by God. Because of this, they reject the Oral Torah, the Talmud, and all the later prophets and scriptures except Joshua, whose Samaritan version is way different from the Jewish one.</ref>
}}
|regional =
*[[File:NatTerrorist.png]] '''Sicarii''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] [[Cultural Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ethno.png]] [[Ethnocracy]]
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:Judah.png]] [[Zionism|Independence of Judah]]
**[[File:RevNat.png]] [[Nationalism|Revolutionary Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ultramil-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy|Ultramilitarism]]
**[[File:Terrorist.png]] {{PCBA|Terrorism}}
}}
|likes =
|likes =
Anything Kosher<br>
Wine
|dislikes =
|dislikes =
[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] Pharaoh<br>
Babylon<br>
Pork<br>
[[File:SPQR.png]] The Romans<br>
|song =
[https://youtu.be/p5oQ7RLvW5g Echad Mi Yodea]<br> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ6LV1wnu0E&t=1772s The Prince of Egypt Soundtrack] <br> [https://youtu.be/mqvrwqIOIy0 The Dreidel song]
}}
}}
'''Jewish Theocracy''' is an Authunity ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the state It could be ruled with the help of a court of [[File:Religious.png|rabbis]] rabbis, a [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|king]], or even by [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|judges]].
'''Jewish Theocracy''' is an [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian_Unity|AuthUnity]] ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the State. It could be ruled with the help of a court of [[File:Religious.png]] rabbis, a [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|king]], or even by [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|judges]].


== History ==
== History ==
The word "theocracy" was coined by the Jewish historian [[W:Josephus|Flavius Josephus]] to describe this system - "our legislator [Moses] had no regard to any of these forms [of government], but he ordained our government to be what, by a strained expression, may be termed '''a Theocracy''', by ascribing the authority and the power to God" (Against Apion, book II, chapter 17).
It all started when Abraham was chosen by God and made a covenant to where Abraham would be the father of a great people and that Abraham and his descendants must obey God and in return God would guide them and protect them and give them the land of Israel for his descendants. Skip to after Moses chose's Joshua as his successor, Joshua goes on to conquer Canaan. After Joshua's death, Judges served as the rulers of Israel until a Kingdom was set up and Saul became the first king of a united Israel. This system would exist until Pompey the Great conquered Israel and made it a puppet state and later incorporated into the Roman Empire. The end of any autonomy came at the end of the Bar Kokhba revolt where the Roman emperor Hadrian suppressed the Jewish religion and any political autonomy while preventing Jews from going into Jerusalem, ending the religious influence in Israel.


According to the Hebrew Bible, the Israelites were led by [[File:Moses.png]] Moses, who received from God divine laws and a promise of a kingdom in Canaan. During his forty-year leadership (Deuteronomy 29:5), Israel was a semi-nomadic nation that slowly migrated to Canaan. After Moses' death, [[File:Joshua.png]] Joshua took up his banner (Deuteronomy 34) and led the conquest of the Canaanite territories (Joshua 24:31) and their division into [[File:12Israel.png]] twelve Israelite tribes.
== Personality and Behavior ==
*He likes to call others goy
*Him and [[File: Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] like Cyrus the Great
*Likes Debating and Prayer


These events were followed by a period of the rule of [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|judges]], when observance of the Mosaic Law was rare (Judges 2:16-19). Eventually, this led to the unification of the tribes into the [[File:K israel.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Kingdom of Israel]], reigned by Saul, who was followed by [[File:David.png]] David and then, [[File:Solomon.png]] Solomon. After Solomon's death, his son, Rehoboam, succeeded him but was rejected by ten of the tribes. This crisis divided the realm into two kingdoms: Israel (also called Samaria) and [[File:Judah.png]] Judah, ruled by the Solomonic dynasty.
== How to Draw ==

It is only during the period of the divided kingdom that extra-Biblical sources regarding Israel start to appear. The Hebrew Bible describes that very few kings of Judah were faithful to the Law. This changed under King Josiah's reign, whose priests (depending on the source) either rediscovered or composed the religious laws of Judaism. At this time, theocratic laws were implemented across the realm (II Kings 22:8-13, II Chronicles 34:14-21). Regardless of the view taken, the fact remains that the kingdom of Judah under Josiah was the first state known outside the Bible that could be called a "Jewish theocracy."

Eventually, years after Josiah, the kingdom of Judah fell to a [[File:Cball-Babylon.png]] Babylonian invasion. Babylon was conquered by [[File:Cball-Persia.png]] Persia, and Persia was conquered by the [[File:Alexanderism.png]] Macedonian Empire, the predecessor of the Seleucid Empire. A revolt led by Judas Maccabeus against Seleucid rule resulted in the establishment of a semi-autonomous Judea under the [[W:Hasmonean dynasty|Hasmonean dynasty]]. Then, after a civil war, it was replaced by a [[W:Herodian Kingdom of Judea|client state]] after a [[File:Cball-SPQR.png]] Roman intervention, which was eventually abolished and integrated into the Roman Empire. Some later, lesser-known states, such as the [[W:Himyarite Kingdom|Himyarite Kingdom]] and [[W:Khazars|Khazaria]], adopted Judaism as their state religion.

Since 1948, the only existing Jewish state is the [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|State of Israel]]. There is much debate about its secularity, since it recognizes by law the Chief Rabbinate of Israel as the supreme rabbinic authority of Judaism in the country.

==Personality and Behavior==
*He likes to call non-cubes goy/goyim/gentile
*He and [[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] both like Cyrus the Great
*He likes debates and prayer

==How to Draw==
{{Flag|Jewtheo_flag.svg}}
{{Flag|Jewtheo_flag.svg}}
#Draw a cube,
# Draw a cube,
#Draw a thick line of blue (#0086BE) on the top and bottom,
#Draw a thick line of blue on the top and bottom,
#Draw, in the centre, 2 grey (#CCCCCC) tablets with some scribbles or Hebrew letters on them,
#Draw, in the centre, 2 grey tablets with some scribbles or Hebrew letters on them (which symbolises the Ten Commandments),
#Draw the eyes then you're done!
#Draw the eyes then you're done!
{{Flag-color
{{Flag-auto
|color1-name = Blue
|c1 = Blue
|h1 = #0087BE
|color1-rgb = 0,134,190
|c2 = Grey
|color1-hex = #F5DD02
|h2 = #CCCCCC
|color2-name = Grey
}}
|color2-rgb = 204,204,204
|color2-hex = #CCCCCC}}


== Relationships ==
==Relationships ==
=== Friends ===
===Kosher (Friends) ===
*[[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - The only good zionism
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] - The Sanhedrin shall be the highest political authority.
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] - The judges lead our nation once before he [[File:Monarch.png]] took over.
*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism]] - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
*[[File:Relreject.png]] [[Religious Rejectionism]] - Politics are boring i just wanna read my books.
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
**[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Yeah... <s>I only made it to make sure you rats were kept track of.</s><ref>[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infamous_Decree Napoleon rescinded these privileges and in the "infamous decree" he banned Jews from any form of finance/money lending or owning newspapers. He annulled all debts owed by anyone to Jews. And he changed the law to " guilty unless proven innocent" to any Jew accused of financial malfeasance]</ref>
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great. But Babylon was hell.
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
* [[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent.
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
*[[File:christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - You've been very cool lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're cool.
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - You never persecuted us, thank you.
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - כְּאֶזְרָ֣ח מִכֶּם֩ יִהְיֶ֨ה לָכֶ֜ם הַגֵּ֣ר ׀ הַגָּ֣ר אִתְּכֶ֗ם וְאָהַבְתָּ֥ לוֹ֙ כָּמ֔וֹךָ כִּֽי־גֵרִ֥ים הֱיִיתֶ֖ם בְּאֶ֣רֶץ מִצְרָ֑יִם אֲנִ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵיכֶֽם׃ (The strangers who reside with you shall be to you as your citizens; you shall love each one as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I יהוה am your God.)


=== Frenemies ===
=== Frenemies ===
*[[File:christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
*[[File: Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]] - Not that type of tribe goy!
*[[File: Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - He's culturally acceptable but he's too selfish.
*[[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]] - Not that type of tribe goy!
*[[File: Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - He's culturally too liberal and excessively violent.
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>
*[[File: Revzion.png]][[Revisionist Zionism]] - He's conservative & charitable but violent.
*[[File:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
*[[File: bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - He's culturally ambivalent but too much of a pushover.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Some of our kings were good leaders but others sucked.
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - You once let us live peacefully in The Caliphate. What happened to us?
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
*[[File:Altcentr.png]] [[Dead Centrism]] - If you can't decide whose child it is, I might as well cut it in ha- SIKE! I will give it to the mother who objected.
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great, But the Sassanid dynasty, which was your symbol, bothered me a lot.


=== Enemies ===
=== Schmucks (Enemies)===
*[[File:Res_Publica.png]] [[Roman Republicanism]] - You enslaved us, our religion is still big. Who's laughing now?
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - The Torah says everyone has a right to personal property, schmuck.
*[[File:bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - Socialist and you reject the return to Israel? May Hashem guide you back to truth, brother!
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - Same with above
*[[File:abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - It took you ten plagues to finally let us go!
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - Deuteronomy 10:19 says we should love foreigners.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[National Socialism]] - You're like the two above but even worse! Haman 2.0!
*[[File:Res_Publica.png]] [[Roman Republicanism]] - You enslaved us and our religion is still big. Where are the romans now?
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Stupid Anti-Semite.
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - Same with above.
**[[File:Caesar.png]] - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWlMCjn8i4 Yer lookin at em asshole!]
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - Stop trying to conquer me idiot. Israel is here to stay.
*[[File:abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - The Sanhedrin must have authority over the King!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Do I really have to say anything?
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - What the Gehinnom is wrong with you?
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism]] - Why are you suicidal, brother?
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Try to create a God-ordained state like I did, schmuck.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] & [[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Death to Hezbollah and Hamas!
*[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Egyptian Pagan Theocracy]] - LET MY PEOPLE GO!
*[[File:Blackzio.png]] [[Black Zionism]] - Fake jew!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - You should not have associated with Charles Coughlin. Also if you are going wear a crown, at least become an actual king.


== Further Information ==
==Further Information==
=== Literature ===
===Literature===
*[https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-tanakh-full-text Tanakh]
*[https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-tanakh-full-text Tanakh]
*[https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/babylonian-talmud-full-text Talmud]
*[https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/babylonian-talmud-full-text Talmud]
=== Wikipedia ===
===Wikipedia===
*[[w:Halachic_state|Halachic State]]
*[[wp:Kritarchy|Kritarchy]]
*[[w:Theocracy#Israel|Theocracy (Israel)]]
*[[wp:Halachic state|Halachic State]]
*[[wp:Theocracy#Israel|Theocracy]]


== Gallery ==
==Gallery==
===Portraits===
<gallery>
<gallery>
</gallery>
</gallery>


====Alternative designs====
{{Authunity}}
<gallery>
{{Religious}}
JewTheoflag.png|Orthodox Judaism, flag
Samaritan_flag.png|Samaritan Theocracy, flag
</gallery>

===Comics and Artwork===
<gallery mode="slideshow">
Theocompass.png|"Theocracies compass" By [[Community:Spade|Spade]]
</gallery>

== Navigation==
{{Navbox/Authunity}}
{{Navbox/Religious}}

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[[Category:Pre-Enlightenment Ideologies]]
[[Category:Cubes]]
[[Category:Cubes]]
[[Category:Theocracies]]
[[Category:Theocracies]]
[[Category:Abnormally Shaped]]
[[Category:Abnormally Shaped]]
[[Category:Regional ideologies]]
[[Category:Culturally Right]]

Revision as of 18:18, 20 May 2024

Jewish Theocracy is an AuthUnity ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the State. It could be ruled with the help of a court of rabbis, a king, or even by judges.

History

The word "theocracy" was coined by the Jewish historian Flavius Josephus to describe this system - "our legislator [Moses] had no regard to any of these forms [of government], but he ordained our government to be what, by a strained expression, may be termed a Theocracy, by ascribing the authority and the power to God" (Against Apion, book II, chapter 17).

According to the Hebrew Bible, the Israelites were led by Moses, who received from God divine laws and a promise of a kingdom in Canaan. During his forty-year leadership (Deuteronomy 29:5), Israel was a semi-nomadic nation that slowly migrated to Canaan. After Moses' death, Joshua took up his banner (Deuteronomy 34) and led the conquest of the Canaanite territories (Joshua 24:31) and their division into twelve Israelite tribes.

These events were followed by a period of the rule of judges, when observance of the Mosaic Law was rare (Judges 2:16-19). Eventually, this led to the unification of the tribes into the  Kingdom of Israel, reigned by Saul, who was followed by David and then, Solomon. After Solomon's death, his son, Rehoboam, succeeded him but was rejected by ten of the tribes. This crisis divided the realm into two kingdoms: Israel (also called Samaria) and Judah, ruled by the Solomonic dynasty.

It is only during the period of the divided kingdom that extra-Biblical sources regarding Israel start to appear. The Hebrew Bible describes that very few kings of Judah were faithful to the Law. This changed under King Josiah's reign, whose priests (depending on the source) either rediscovered or composed the religious laws of Judaism. At this time, theocratic laws were implemented across the realm (II Kings 22:8-13, II Chronicles 34:14-21). Regardless of the view taken, the fact remains that the kingdom of Judah under Josiah was the first state known outside the Bible that could be called a "Jewish theocracy."

Eventually, years after Josiah, the kingdom of Judah fell to a Babylonian invasion. Babylon was conquered by Persia, and Persia was conquered by the Macedonian Empire, the predecessor of the Seleucid Empire. A revolt led by Judas Maccabeus against Seleucid rule resulted in the establishment of a semi-autonomous Judea under the Hasmonean dynasty. Then, after a civil war, it was replaced by a client state after a Roman intervention, which was eventually abolished and integrated into the Roman Empire. Some later, lesser-known states, such as the Himyarite Kingdom and Khazaria, adopted Judaism as their state religion.

Since 1948, the only existing Jewish state is the State of Israel. There is much debate about its secularity, since it recognizes by law the Chief Rabbinate of Israel as the supreme rabbinic authority of Judaism in the country.

Personality and Behavior

  • He likes to call non-cubes goy/goyim/gentile
  • He and Zoroastrian Theocracy both like Cyrus the Great
  • He likes debates and prayer

How to Draw

Flag of Jewish Theocracy
  1. Draw a cube,
  2. Draw a thick line of blue on the top and bottom,
  3. Draw, in the centre, 2 grey tablets with some scribbles or Hebrew letters on them (which symbolises the Ten Commandments),
  4. Draw the eyes then you're done!
Color Name HEX RGB
Blue #0087BE 0, 135, 190
Grey #CCCCCC 204, 204, 204


Relationships

Kosher (Friends)

  • Kritarchy - The Sanhedrin shall be the highest political authority.
  • Constitutional Monarchism - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
  • Bonapartism - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
    • Bonapartism - Yeah... I only made it to make sure you rats were kept track of.[2]
  • Distributism - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
  • Zionism - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
  • Religious Zionism - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent.
  • Traditionalism - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
  • Agrarianism - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
  • Hindu Theocracy - You never persecuted us, thank you.
  • Multiculturalism - כְּאֶזְרָ֣ח מִכֶּם֩ יִהְיֶ֨ה לָכֶ֜ם הַגֵּ֣ר ׀ הַגָּ֣ר אִתְּכֶ֗ם וְאָהַבְתָּ֥ לוֹ֙ כָּמ֔וֹךָ כִּֽי־גֵרִ֥ים הֱיִיתֶ֖ם בְּאֶ֣רֶץ מִצְרָ֑יִם אֲנִ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵיכֶֽם׃ (The strangers who reside with you shall be to you as your citizens; you shall love each one as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I יהוה am your God.)

Frenemies

  • Christian Theocracy - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
  • Tribalism - Not that type of tribe goy!
  • Kahanism - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane
  • Revisionist Zionism - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
  • Labour Zionism - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
  • Islamic Theocracy - You once let us live peacefully in The Caliphate. What happened to us?
  • Monarchism - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
  • Dead Centrism - If you can't decide whose child it is, I might as well cut it in ha- SIKE! I will give it to the mother who objected.
  • Zoroastrian Theocracy - Thanks for Cyrus the Great, But the Sassanid dynasty, which was your symbol, bothered me a lot.

Schmucks (Enemies)

Further Information

Literature

Wikipedia

Gallery

Portraits

Alternative designs

  • Orthodox Judaism, flag

    Orthodox Judaism, flag

  • Samaritan Theocracy, flag

    Samaritan Theocracy, flag

Comics and Artwork

  • "Theocracies compass" By Spade

    "Theocracies compass" By Spade

Navigation

  1. ↑ The Samaritans believe that the Torah is the only true holy book, created before the genesis of the world and given to Moses by God. Because of this, they reject the Oral Torah, the Talmud, and all the later prophets and scriptures except Joshua, whose Samaritan version is way different from the Jewish one.
  2. ↑ Napoleon rescinded these privileges and in the "infamous decree" he banned Jews from any form of finance/money lending or owning newspapers. He annulled all debts owed by anyone to Jews. And he changed the law to " guilty unless proven innocent" to any Jew accused of financial malfeasance
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