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JudTheo <br>
JudTheo <br>
Halachic State <br>
Halachic State <br>
Proto-Zionism (Debatably) <br>
Zionism of the ancient world (debatably) <br>
K*ke Theocracy (by [[File:Anti-Semitic.png]] Anti-Semites)
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|alignments =
[[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|AuthUnity]] <br>
[[File:Authunity.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Unity]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|{{Color|#F9BABA|'''Authoritarian'''}} {{Color|#92D9F8|'''Unity'''}}]]<br>
{{Info‏‎|Culturally Right}}<br>
[[File:Religious.png]] [[:Category:Religious|Religious]] <br>
{{Info|Religious}}<br>
[[File:Theocrat.png]] [[:Category:Theocracies|Theocracies]]
[[File:Theocrat.png|link=:Category:Theocracies]] [[:Category:Theocracies|{{Color|#DC944B|'''Theocracies'''}}]]
|influences =
|influences =
[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] <br>
[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] <br>
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[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] <br>
[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] <br>
|theorists =
|theorists =
*[[File:Moses.png]] Moses
[[File:Moses.png]] Moses<br>
*[[File:Joshua.png]] Joshua
[[File:Joshua.png]] Joshua<br>
*[[File:David.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|David]] (1040 BC-970 BC)
[[File:David.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|David]] (1040 BC-970 BC)<br>
*[[File:Solomon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Solomon]] (990 BC-931 BC)
[[File:Solomon.png]] [[Plutocracy|Solomon]] (990 BC-931 BC)
|examples =
|examples =
*[[File:Judaism theocracy.png]] [[Kritarchy|Twelve Tribes of Israel]]
[[File:12Israel.png]] [[Kritarchy|Twelve Tribes of Israel]]<br>
*[[File:Judaism theocracy.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|United Kingdom of Israel]] (1047 BC-930 BC)
[[File:K israel.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Kingdom of Israel]] (1047 BC-930 BC)<br>
*[[File:Judaism theocracy.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Kingdom of Judah]] (930 BC-587 BC)
[[File:Judah.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Kingdom of Judah]] (930 BC-587 BC)<br>
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|State of Israel]] (Debatably)
[[File:Cball-HerodianTetrarchy.png]] [[Tetrarchy|Herodian Tetrarchy]] (4 BC-44 AD)<br>
[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|State of Israel]] (debatably)
|sub =
|sub =
*[[File:Israelite.png]] '''Israelite System''' {{Collapse|
|variants =
**[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]]
**[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]]
**[[File:Community.png]] [[Communitarianism]]
**[[File:Natmyst.png]] [[Religious Nationalism#National Mysticism|National Mysticism]] (Debatably)
**[[File:Confed.png]] [[Confederalism]]
**[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]
**[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]]
**[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slaveism]]
}}
|school =
*[[File:Samaritan.png]] '''Samaritan Theocracy''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Samaritan.png]] '''Samaritan Theocracy''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|Samaritan High Priesthood]]
**[[File:Judaism_theocracy.png]] [[Monarchism|High Priesthood]]
**[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] (regarding the canonicity of the Tanakh)<ref>The Samaritans believe that the Torah is the only true holy book, created before the genesis of the world and given to Moses by God. Because of this, they reject the Oral Torah, the Talmud, and all the later prophets and scriptures except Joshua, whose Samaritan version is way different from the Jewish one.</ref>
}}
}}
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|regional =
*[[File:NatTerrorist.png]] '''Sicarii''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] [[Cultural Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ethno.png]] [[Ethnocracy]]
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:Judah.png]] [[Zionism|Independence of Judah]]
**[[File:RevNat.png]] [[Nationalism|Revolutionary Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ultramil-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy|Ultramilitarism]]
**[[File:Terrorist.png]] {{PCBA|Terrorism}}
}}
|likes =
|likes =
Anything Kosher<br>
Anything Kosher<br>
Wine
Wine
|dislikes =
|dislikes =
[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] Pharaoh<br>
Pharaoh
Babylon<br>
Pork<br>
[[File:SPQR.png]] The Romans<br>
|song =
|song =
[https://youtu.be/p5oQ7RLvW5g Echad Mi Yodea]<br> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ6LV1wnu0E&t=1772s The Prince of Egypt Soundtrack] <br> [https://youtu.be/mqvrwqIOIy0 The Dreidel song]
[https://youtu.be/p5oQ7RLvW5g Echad Mi Yodea]<br> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ6LV1wnu0E&t=1772s The Prince of Egypt Soundtrack] <br> [https://youtu.be/mqvrwqIOIy0 The Dreidel song]
}}
}}
'''Jewish Theocracy''' is an [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian_Unity|AuthUnity]] ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the state It could be ruled with the help of a court of [[File:Religious.png|rabbis]] rabbis, a [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|king]], or even by [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|judges]].
'''Jewish Theocracy''' is an [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian_Unity|AuthUnity]] ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the State. It could be ruled with the help of a court of [[File:Religious.png]] rabbis, a [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|king]], or even by [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|judges]].


==History==
== History ==
According to the narrative of the Hebrew Bible, the Israelites were led by Moses who delivered laws to them from God directly. The word "theocracy" was coined by Josephus to describe this system - "our legislator [Moses] had no regard to any of these forms [of government], but he ordained our government to be what, by a strained expression, may be termed '''a Theocracy''', by ascribing the authority and the power to God" ([https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=J.+Ap.+2.17 Against Apion, book II, chapter 17]). The Bible records that Moses governed Israel in the 40-year period (Deuteronomy 29:5) that the nation lived in the wilderness until his death. When Moses died, the Bible records, it was Joshua took up his banner (Deuteronomy 34), and ruled religiously over Israel (Joshua 24:31) until his death, followed by the time of [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|the judges]] when observance of the religious law was rare (Judges 2:16-19). This period was itself followed by the [[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|kingdom of Israel]] under Saul, who was followed by David, described in the Hebrew Bible as a man of faith (II Samuel 5:12). After David the kingdom of Israel was divided between the northern kingdom of Israel-Samaria and the southern kingdom of Judah.
The word "theocracy" was coined by the Jewish historian [[W:Josephus|Flavius Josephus]] to describe this system - "our legislator [Moses] had no regard to any of these forms [of government], but he ordained our government to be what, by a strained expression, may be termed '''a Theocracy''', by ascribing the authority and the power to God" (Against Apion, book II, chapter 17).


According to the Hebrew Bible, the Israelites were led by [[File:Moses.png]] Moses, who received from God divine laws and a promise of a kingdom in Canaan. During his forty-year leadership (Deuteronomy 29:5), Israel was a semi-nomadic nation that slowly migrated to Canaan. After Moses' death, [[File:Joshua.png]] Joshua took up his banner (Deuteronomy 34) and led the conquest of the Canaanite territories (Joshua 24:31) and their division into [[File:12Israel.png]] twelve Israelite tribes.
It is only in the period of the divided kingdom that extra-Biblical sources regarding Israel begin to appear. The Hebrew Bible describes that very few kings of Judah were faithful to the religious law. This changed under King Josiah, who's priests (depending on your interpretation) either discovered or composed the religious laws of Judaism, and the king began to implement theocratic laws across his country (II Kings 22:8-13, II Chronicles 34:14-21). Regardless of the view taken, the fact remains that the kingdom of Judah under Josiah was the first state known outside the Bible that could be called a 'Jewish theocracy'.


These events were followed by a period of the rule of [[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|judges]], when observance of the Mosaic Law was rare (Judges 2:16-19). Eventually, this led to the unification of the tribes into the [[File:K israel.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism|Kingdom of Israel]], reigned by Saul, who was followed by [[File:David.png]] David and then, [[File:Solomon.png]] Solomon. After Solomon's death, his son, Rehoboam, succeeded him but was rejected by ten of the tribes. This crisis divided the realm into two kingdoms: Israel (also called Samaria) and [[File:Judah.png]] Judah, ruled by the Solomonic dynasty.
Eventually, years after Josiah's reign, the kingdom of Judah would fall to Babylonian invasion. Babylon itself would be conquered by Persia, who would be conquered by the Greek king of Macedon, Alexander the Great. Revolt against Greek rule would begin under Judah the Maccabee, which would lead to an indepentent [[w:Hasmonean_dynasty|Hasmonean kingdom]], which would be replaced by a Roman-installed [[w:Herodian_Kingdom_of_Judea|Herodian kingdom]], which would be abolished and integrated into the Roman Empire. While some later states such as the [[w:Khazars|Khazars]] and the [[w:Himyarite_Kingdom|Himyarites]] would adopt Judaism as their state religion temporarily, but generally speaking there would be no Jewish state founded until the founding of the State of Israel in 1948, which is legally secular.

It is only during the period of the divided kingdom that extra-Biblical sources regarding Israel start to appear. The Hebrew Bible describes that very few kings of Judah were faithful to the Law. This changed under King Josiah's reign, whose priests (depending on the source) either rediscovered or composed the religious laws of Judaism. At this time, theocratic laws were implemented across the realm (II Kings 22:8-13, II Chronicles 34:14-21). Regardless of the view taken, the fact remains that the kingdom of Judah under Josiah was the first state known outside the Bible that could be called a "Jewish theocracy."

Eventually, years after Josiah, the kingdom of Judah fell to a [[File:Cball-Babylon.png]] Babylonian invasion. Babylon was conquered by [[File:Cball-Persia.png]] Persia, and Persia was conquered by the [[File:Alexanderism.png]] Macedonian Empire, the predecessor of the Seleucid Empire. A revolt led by Judas Maccabeus against Seleucid rule resulted in the establishment of a semi-autonomous Judea under the [[W:Hasmonean dynasty|Hasmonean dynasty]]. Then, after a civil war, it was replaced by a [[W:Herodian Kingdom of Judea|client state]] after a [[File:Cball-SPQR.png]] Roman intervention, which was eventually abolished and integrated into the Roman Empire. Some later, lesser-known states, such as the [[W:Himyarite Kingdom|Himyarite Kingdom]] and [[W:Khazars|Khazaria]], adopted Judaism as their state religion.

Since 1948, the only existing Jewish state is the [[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|State of Israel]]. There is much debate about its secularity, since it recognizes by law the Chief Rabbinate of Israel as the supreme rabbinic authority of Judaism in the country.


==Personality and Behavior==
==Personality and Behavior==
*He likes to call non-cubes goy/goyim/gentile
*He likes to call non-cubes goy/goyim/gentile
*Him and [[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] like Cyrus the Great
*He and [[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] both like Cyrus the Great
*Likes Debating and Prayer
*He likes debates and prayer


==How to Draw==
==How to Draw==
{{Flag|Jewtheo_flag.svg}}
{{Flag|Jewtheo_flag.svg}}
#Draw a cube,
# Draw a cube,
#Draw a thick line of blue on the top and bottom,
#Draw a thick line of blue on the top and bottom,
#Draw, in the centre, 2 grey tablets with some scribbles or Hebrew letters on them (which symbolises the Ten Commandments),
#Draw, in the centre, 2 grey tablets with some scribbles or Hebrew letters on them (which symbolises the Ten Commandments),
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}}
}}


==Relationships==
==Relationships ==
===Kosher (Friends)===
===Kosher (Friends) ===
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] - The Sanhedrin shall be the highest political authority.
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] - The Sanhedrin shall be the highest political authority.
*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism]] - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism]] - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
*[[File:Relreject.png]] [[Religious Rejectionism]] - Politics are boring I just wanna read Torah.
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
**[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Yeah... <s>I only made it to make sure you rats were kept track of.</s><ref>[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infamous_Decree Napoleon rescinded these privileges and in the "infamous decree" he banned Jews from any form of finance/money lending or owning newspapers. He annulled all debts owed by anyone to Jews. And he changed the law to " guilty unless proven innocent" to any Jew accused of financial malfeasance]</ref>
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - "No country that put its heel down on the Jews has ever lived afterwards."
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
*[[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent, otherwise good.
* [[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent.
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great. But Babylon was hell.
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - You never persecuted us, thank you.
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - כְּאֶזְרָ֣ח מִכֶּם֩ יִהְיֶ֨ה לָכֶ֜ם הַגֵּ֣ר ׀ הַגָּ֣ר אִתְּכֶ֗ם וְאָהַבְתָּ֥ לוֹ֙ כָּמ֔וֹךָ כִּֽי־גֵרִ֥ים הֱיִיתֶ֖ם בְּאֶ֣רֶץ מִצְרָ֑יִם אֲנִ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵיכֶֽם׃ (The strangers who reside with you shall be to you as your citizens; you shall love each one as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I יהוה am your God.)


===Frenemies===
=== Frenemies ===
*[[File:christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
*[[File:christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
*[[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]] - Not that type of tribe goy!
*[[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]] - Not that type of tribe goy!
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>
*[[File:Revzion.png]][[Revisionist Zionism]] - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
*[[File:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - You once let us live peacefully in The Caliphate. What happened to us?
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - You once let us live peacefully in The Caliphate. What happened to us?
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
*[[File:Altcentr.png]] [[Dead Centrism]] - If you can't decide whose child it is, I might as well cut it in ha- SIKE! I will give it to the mother who objected.
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great, But the Sassanid dynasty, which was your symbol, bothered me a lot.


===Schmucks (Enemies)===
=== Schmucks (Enemies)===
*[[File:Commie.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Communism]] - Needs to read ''On The Jewish Question'' by Karl Marx.
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - The Torah says everyone has a right to personal property, schmuck.
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - The Torah says everyone has a right to personal property, schmuck.
*[[File:bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - Socialist and you reject the return to Israel? May Hashem guide you back to truth, brother!
*[[File:bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - Socialist and you reject the return to Israel? May Hashem guide you back to truth, brother!
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - Deuteronomy 10:19 says we should love foreigners.
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - Deuteronomy 10:19 says we should love foreigners.
*[[File:Res_Publica.png]] [[Roman Republicanism]] - You enslaved us, our religion is still big. Who's laughing now?
*[[File:Res_Publica.png]] [[Roman Republicanism]] - You enslaved us and our religion is still big. Where are the romans now?
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - Same with above.
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - Same with above.
**[[File:Caesar.png]] - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWlMCjn8i4 Yer lookin at em asshole!]
*[[File:abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - The Sanhedrin must have authority over The King!
*[[File:abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - The Sanhedrin must have authority over the King!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Do I really have to say anything?
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Do I really have to say anything?
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - What the hell is wrong with you.
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - What the Gehinnom is wrong with you?
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism]] - Why are you suicidal, brother?
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism]] - Why are you suicidal, brother?
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Stupid Anti-Semite.
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Try to create a God-ordained state like I did, schmuck.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] & [[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Death to Hezbollah and Hamas!
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] & [[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Death to Hezbollah and Hamas!
*[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Egyptian Pagan Theocracy]] - LET MY PEOPLE GO!
*[[File:Bankocracy.png]] [[Financialism]] - The Torah condemns usury, Schmuck. Why do anti-semites always tie me to you
*[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slavery]] - LET MY PEOPLE GO!
*[[File:Blackzio.png]] [[Black Zionism]] - Fake jew!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - You should not have associated with Charles Coughlin. Also if you are going wear a crown, at least become an actual king.


==Further Information==
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Revision as of 10:19, 7 May 2024

Jewish Theocracy is an AuthUnity ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the State. It could be ruled with the help of a court of rabbis, a king, or even by judges.

History

The word "theocracy" was coined by the Jewish historian Flavius Josephus to describe this system - "our legislator [Moses] had no regard to any of these forms [of government], but he ordained our government to be what, by a strained expression, may be termed a Theocracy, by ascribing the authority and the power to God" (Against Apion, book II, chapter 17).

According to the Hebrew Bible, the Israelites were led by Moses, who received from God divine laws and a promise of a kingdom in Canaan. During his forty-year leadership (Deuteronomy 29:5), Israel was a semi-nomadic nation that slowly migrated to Canaan. After Moses' death, Joshua took up his banner (Deuteronomy 34) and led the conquest of the Canaanite territories (Joshua 24:31) and their division into twelve Israelite tribes.

These events were followed by a period of the rule of judges, when observance of the Mosaic Law was rare (Judges 2:16-19). Eventually, this led to the unification of the tribes into the  Kingdom of Israel, reigned by Saul, who was followed by David and then, Solomon. After Solomon's death, his son, Rehoboam, succeeded him but was rejected by ten of the tribes. This crisis divided the realm into two kingdoms: Israel (also called Samaria) and Judah, ruled by the Solomonic dynasty.

It is only during the period of the divided kingdom that extra-Biblical sources regarding Israel start to appear. The Hebrew Bible describes that very few kings of Judah were faithful to the Law. This changed under King Josiah's reign, whose priests (depending on the source) either rediscovered or composed the religious laws of Judaism. At this time, theocratic laws were implemented across the realm (II Kings 22:8-13, II Chronicles 34:14-21). Regardless of the view taken, the fact remains that the kingdom of Judah under Josiah was the first state known outside the Bible that could be called a "Jewish theocracy."

Eventually, years after Josiah, the kingdom of Judah fell to a Babylonian invasion. Babylon was conquered by Persia, and Persia was conquered by the Macedonian Empire, the predecessor of the Seleucid Empire. A revolt led by Judas Maccabeus against Seleucid rule resulted in the establishment of a semi-autonomous Judea under the Hasmonean dynasty. Then, after a civil war, it was replaced by a client state after a Roman intervention, which was eventually abolished and integrated into the Roman Empire. Some later, lesser-known states, such as the Himyarite Kingdom and Khazaria, adopted Judaism as their state religion.

Since 1948, the only existing Jewish state is the State of Israel. There is much debate about its secularity, since it recognizes by law the Chief Rabbinate of Israel as the supreme rabbinic authority of Judaism in the country.

Personality and Behavior

  • He likes to call non-cubes goy/goyim/gentile
  • He and Zoroastrian Theocracy both like Cyrus the Great
  • He likes debates and prayer

How to Draw

Flag of Jewish Theocracy
  1. Draw a cube,
  2. Draw a thick line of blue on the top and bottom,
  3. Draw, in the centre, 2 grey tablets with some scribbles or Hebrew letters on them (which symbolises the Ten Commandments),
  4. Draw the eyes then you're done!
Color Name HEX RGB
Blue #0087BE 0, 135, 190
Grey #CCCCCC 204, 204, 204


Relationships

Kosher (Friends)

  • Kritarchy - The Sanhedrin shall be the highest political authority.
  • Constitutional Monarchism - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
  • Bonapartism - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
    • Bonapartism - Yeah... I only made it to make sure you rats were kept track of.[2]
  • Distributism - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
  • Zionism - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
  • Religious Zionism - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent.
  • Traditionalism - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
  • Agrarianism - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
  • Hindu Theocracy - You never persecuted us, thank you.
  • Multiculturalism - כְּאֶזְרָ֣ח מִכֶּם֩ יִהְיֶ֨ה לָכֶ֜ם הַגֵּ֣ר ׀ הַגָּ֣ר אִתְּכֶ֗ם וְאָהַבְתָּ֥ לוֹ֙ כָּמ֔וֹךָ כִּֽי־גֵרִ֥ים הֱיִיתֶ֖ם בְּאֶ֣רֶץ מִצְרָ֑יִם אֲנִ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵיכֶֽם׃ (The strangers who reside with you shall be to you as your citizens; you shall love each one as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I יהוה am your God.)

Frenemies

  • Christian Theocracy - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
  • Tribalism - Not that type of tribe goy!
  • Kahanism - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane
  • Revisionist Zionism - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
  • Labour Zionism - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
  • Islamic Theocracy - You once let us live peacefully in The Caliphate. What happened to us?
  • Monarchism - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
  • Dead Centrism - If you can't decide whose child it is, I might as well cut it in ha- SIKE! I will give it to the mother who objected.
  • Zoroastrian Theocracy - Thanks for Cyrus the Great, But the Sassanid dynasty, which was your symbol, bothered me a lot.

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  1. The Samaritans believe that the Torah is the only true holy book, created before the genesis of the world and given to Moses by God. Because of this, they reject the Oral Torah, the Talmud, and all the later prophets and scriptures except Joshua, whose Samaritan version is way different from the Jewish one.
  2. Napoleon rescinded these privileges and in the "infamous decree" he banned Jews from any form of finance/money lending or owning newspapers. He annulled all debts owed by anyone to Jews. And he changed the law to " guilty unless proven innocent" to any Jew accused of financial malfeasance