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*[[File:Cball-Iceland.png]] '''Iceland''' {{Collapse|
*[[File:Cball-Iceland.png]] '''Iceland''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Socneocon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Stefán Jóhann Stefánsson]] (1894-1980)
**[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Emil Jónsson]] (1902-1986)
**[[File:Prog.png]] [[Progressivism|Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir]] (1942-)
**[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Logi Már Einarsson]] (1964-)
**[[File:Vinstrihreyfingin.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Katrín Jakobsdóttir]] (1976-)
**[[File:Vinstrihreyfingin.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Katrín Jakobsdóttir]] (1976-)
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*[[File:Cball-US.png]][[File:Cball-EU.png]][[File:Cball-Commonwealth.png]] Foreign Sympathizers {{Collapse|
*[[File:World.png]] '''Foreign Sympathizers''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Sanders.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Bernie Sanders]] (1941-), [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
**[[File:Sanders.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Bernie Sanders]] (1941-), [[File:Cball-US.png]] USA
**[[File:UKSNP.png]] [[Separatism|Nicola Sturgeon]] (1971-), [[File:Cball-Scotland.png]] Scotland/[[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK
**[[File:UKSNP.png]] [[Separatism|Nicola Sturgeon]] (1971-), [[File:Cball-Scotland.png]] Scotland/[[File:Cball-UK.png]] UK
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*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism]] - A more extremist version of myself.
*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism]] - A more extremist version of myself.
*[[File:Monet.png]] [[Monetarism]] - He helped me during the 80s and 90s.
*[[File:Monet.png]] [[Monetarism]] - He helped me during the 80s and 90s.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - I guess being pro-NATO does not hurt.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Being pro-NATO does not hurt.
*[[File:Keynes.png]] [[Keynesianism]] - He taught me a lot during my early years.
*[[File:Keynes.png]] [[Keynesianism]] - He taught me a lot during my early years.
*[[File:Soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism]] - My economic system.
*[[File:Soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism]] - My economic system.

Revision as of 08:33, 10 November 2022

Nordic Model is an economically moderate, civically liberal (mostly), and mostly culturally left ideology that believes in the Nordic political model. Combining market capitalism with a large welfare state and a neo-corporatist bargaining system.

It can be debated if the model is aligned more with Social Democracy or Social Liberalism due to the similarities between the two of them. Most of its followers would claim to be the former.

Bernie Sanders is probably his biggest fan outside of Scandinavia.

Personality

Shy, reserved, and pessimistic, but when you get to know him (or get him drunk), he is a very optimistic and happy-go-lucky kind of person.

Likes to visit the sauna and get drunk.

His favorite drink is coffee.

Gets annoyed when people call him a socialist and gets VERY mad when they say it as an insult.

How to Draw

The flag of Nordic model is based on the naval jack of Sweden-Norway.

Flag of Nordic Model
  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Split the ball into four parts
  3. Color the left and right parts blue with a yellow horizontal stripe in the middle
  4. Color the top and bottom parts red with a white-blue-white vertical stripe in the middle
  5. Draw two eyes.
  6. You're done!
Color Name HEX RGB
Deep Red #BA0C2F 186, 12, 47
Dark Blue #00205B 0, 32, 91
White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255
Golden Yellow #FACD01 250, 205, 1


Relationships

Friendly

Mixed

  • Classical Liberalism - We all love markets, but slow down buddy!
  • Social Authoritarianism - I like your democratic brother more.
  • Social Corporatism - Good guy, even if he's too authoritarian.
  • Democratic Socialism - Welfare's cool, but so is capitalism. (P.S. I'm not socialist!)
  • Conservative Socialism - Accuses me of abandoning the workers and their interests in favor of identity politics. Alright, maybe I've done so a few times lately, but you'll still vote for me, right?
  • Yellow Socialism - I like your economic ideas but sadly you're still socialist & we're not socialists.
  • Fiscal Conservatism - Please, can I spend just a little more? I promise I will be responsible.
  • Esoteric Fascism - I hate you so much, but you're the only other guy at the Nordic Countries Fanclub.
  • Sandersism - My #1 fanboy who doesn't seem to understand that I want to distance myself from socialism. Still, at least you say it as a compliment unlike those assholes .
  • Mediacracy - Thanks for making me popular with Americans, but c'mon, Bernie isn't actually THAT bad.
  • File:Soc.png Socialism - I really really hate being called a socialist, especially in the USA but I can't hate him for this. After all, we both wanted a more fair society...
  • Syndicalism - I like trade unions, but this is a bit too far.
  • Neoliberalism - I like to say I hate him, but the truth is that I've warmed up to him since the 90s after his son introduced me to him. I just really don't wanna upset my more left-wing fans if they see me hanging out with you from time to time.
  • Reformist Marxism - I used to be one of your followers in my youth, but then I discovered class collaboration and the free market.
  • Moderate Party of Sweden - My main opponent in elections. Nowadays he likes to pretend that he's an "enlightened conservative" who opposes mass immigration and Islam even though it was he who opened the borders under "The Alliance." Your neoliberal economics also sold us out to China. However, Carl Bildt has grown on me over time.
  • Welfare Chauvinism - At least you like my economics unlike a lot of other right-populists, but definitely not a fan of the xenophobia and extreme cultural conservatism. And yes, Frederiksen kinda likes you, but it's just not as bad ok?
  • Neo-Ottomanism - Why did you try to stop Sweden and Finland from joining NATO? At least we came to a compromise now.
  • European Federalism - Denmark, Sweden and Finland are all EU members. Can't say the same for Norway and Iceland though.
  • Eugenicism - NO, I don't know you and I TOTALLY have nothing to do with you! I swear!!

Enemies

  • Marxism - Hurr durr eat the rich, what a psycho.
  • Objectivism - Hurr durr eat the poor, what a psycho.
  • Dengism - You stole Volvo from me and kidnapped Gui Minhai. Prepare to die!
  • File:Marxlen.png Marxism–Leninism - For the last time we are not communists! Also, Русская революция Russian Revolution, Красный террор Red Terror, Убийство Троцкого Assassination of Trotsky, Голодомор Holodomor, Депортации Deportations, ГУЛАГ Gulag, финская зимняя война Finnish Winter War, Ферма животных Animal Farm, Пакт Молотова-Риббентропа Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Раскол Тито-Сталин Tito-Stalin Split, Красный империализм Red Imperialism, Десталинизация De-Stalinization, Венгерская революция 1956 года Hungarian Revolution of 1956
  • Stalinism - Njet, Molotoff! Njet, Molotoff! Valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff!
  • National Socialism - Darwinists who invaded Denmark and Norway. I even had to briefly bring back the death penalty to remove Quisling.
  • Juche - I sold you a bunch of cars, but you still haven't paid me back. Please give me my money!
  • Democratic Confederalism - I have nothing to do with you, no matter what he said. I had to publicly denounce you just to get Turkey on board.
  • State Liberalism - Yes, I support welfare and labor rights, and you hate me because I have a large white population? Jesus Christ, why is a totalitarian SJW talking to me right now?

Further Information

Literature

Wikipedia

Videos

Gallery

  • Credit: Bruno-radicall

    Credit: Bruno-radicall

  • Bonus: A Legacy icon, crafted by the old ones, the creators of the page.

    Bonus: A Legacy icon, crafted by the old ones, the creators of the page.

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