Horseshoe Centrism

Fictional Ideology

"The party would like to remind you this ideology has never existed" - Ingsoc
This article is about a fictional ideology and has no foundation in real life political movements.

Horseshoe Centrism is a Centrist political ideology, that believes the further right you go further you get closer to the left and vice versa.

Arguing that the more moderate ideologies like Social Authoritarianism and Classical Liberalism share more differences than Marxism–Leninism and Anarcho-Capitalism, he believes the extremes are basically the same.

History

Stylistic Notes

When presented with a choice, they will always think that both options are the same, in spite of how contradictory they may be, typically in this format: "The way I see it, there's no difference between [x] and [y]." It can also be rendered as: "theres actually zero difference between [x] and [y]. you imbecile. you fucking moron", in reference to a well-known @dril tweet.

Also, they're bisexual and non-binary.

How to Draw

Draw a ball,
Fill it with light grey
Draw a dark grey horseshoe,
Draw the eyes and you're done!

Color Name		HEX	RGB
	Light Grey	#C4C5C5	196, 197, 197
	Dark Grey	#7F7F7F	127, 127, 127

Relationships

Friends

There is no difference between friend and enemy.

Frenemies

Donut Theory - Me but 3D!
Radical Centrism - There is no difference between "good" and "bad". Still agree ~~although the way I see it there is no difference between agreeing with something and disagreeing with something~~ that centrism is "good", not like that makes a difference.
Capitalist Communism - I told you commies and cappies are the same.
Archeofuturism - Primitive, advanced, no difference.
Progressive Conservatism - I don't see why going forwards when backward is the same thing.
Anarcho-Totalitarianism - Freedom IS Slavery!
Ingsoc - At least Egoism agrees with me.
Anarcho-Egoism - Ingsoc says that political differences are a spook.
Anti-Fascism - The real fascists.
Fascism - The real Antifa.
Anti-Centrism - Every extreme IS on the same team!
Anti-Realism - Every unreal makes the same deal!
Haz Thought - With you agreeing that Nazi Germany was an anarchist state, believing in libertarian Stalinism, and you being basically a Nazbol yourself, you both agree with me AND prove my point that both extremes ARE no different!