Titoism

Titoism
"Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani, Uz Maršala Tita, Smrt fašizmu, Sloboda narodu!" ("Fuck the first row of the funeral, next to Marshall Tito, Death to Fascism, Freedom to the People!")
Basic Information
Aliases	Tito Marshal Brate Maršal Jugoslavije Baziran Bog Overpraised Socialist leader Marxism-Leninism-Titoism Authoritarian Market Socialism Balkan Authoritarian Democratic Socialism Pan-Balkan Multicultural Nationalism Authoritarian Mutualism Yugoslavian Model Tittyism (pejoratively) Son of Yugoslav people Titoite (by Hoxhaism) Yugoslavian Social Imperialism (Also by Hoxhaism) Pan-Slavic Left Southern Slavic Ultranationalist Communism (Accused by many opponents) Fake Market Socialist (By left anti-communists) Authoritarian Cooperative Socialism Yugoslavian Nostalgia Yugoslavian Revisionism (By Stalinists, Maoists, and Hoxhaists) Marxism-Leninism-Cooperativism Yugoslavian Anti-Fascism Neo-Titoism
Alignment(s)	AuthLeft Welfarists Communists File:Soc.png Socialists Nationalists (Sort of) Culturally Centre-Left
Ideological Information
Influenced by:	Anti-Stalinism Anti-Trotskyism Anti-Fascism Authoritarian Civic Nationalism National Communism (Sort of) Market Socialism Republicanism Federalism Left-Social Authoritarianism (Since 1974) Greater Yugoslavia Police Statism Yugoslavism Yugoslav Partisanism Socialist Patriotism Neo-Titoism Market Communism Left-Wing Nationalism Rancovicism Yugonostalgie Yugoslav Partisanism
Influenced	File:Djilas2.png Đilasism Euskadi Carlism Rankovićism Kardeljism Gorbachevism Hua Guofeng Thought Gaddafism Husseinism FLNism
Notable people	Josip Broz Tito (1892-1980) Yugoslavia YUGOPNIK (Aesthetics) (199X-) Serbia Koca Popovic (1908-1992) Yugoslavia Koçi Xoxe (1911-1949) Albania Traicho Kostov (1897-1949) Bulgaria Braco Gajić (1997-) Republika Srpska Balkan Odyssey (?-) / Republika Srpska/Germany Izet Fazlinovic (1941-2020) Bosnia and Herzegovina (Fictional) Josip Joška Broz (1947-) Serbia
Character Information
Likes	Brotherhood and Unity Pan-Slavism Soviet and American aid The Non-Aligned Movement Neutrality Decentralization (Since the 1970s) Anti-Imperialist Nations Comrades from the War File:Djilas2.png (when they don't 'betray' him...) Expanding Yugoslavia IMF Loans
Dislikes	Bottles being shoved up farmer's asses Ethnonationalism Separatism Fascism and Nazism Red Imperialists Dogmatists Traitors
Song	Uz Maršala Tita - With Marshal Tito Hej Slaveni Aj Karmela! (Anti-fascist version)

Titoism is an authoritarian, and market socialist ideology. It's located in the Authoritarian-Left quadrant of the political compass, around the center of the quadrants Y axis and the third quarter from the center of the quadrants X axis. It believes in uniting ethnic and religious identities of the Balkans, and a unified Yugoslavian national identity. It works with both NATO and the USSR, but neither was happy about the fact that Yugoslavia refused to the aligned with their imperialist bloc. It's widely considered to be the most successful form of Market Socialism.

Stylistic Notes

• Titoism should always be scarred, as in the infobox, to symbolize the policy of bratstvo i jedinstvo in attempt to hold the Balkan rivals together. These scars can be open, one panel at a time, to reveal a ex-Yugo flagball underneath, especially a nationalist movement flag (see below).
• Titoism is a heavy smoker and should be identified as such with a cigarette or, especially in the company of Western communists, a cigar.
• Optionally, Titoism's right eye can have an eyepatch. This can also be a reference to him being forged after World War II. He can also wear Tito's cap and glasses.
• Titoism is afflicted with intermittent bouts of schizophrenia, during which he may curse and praise insane concepts like human rights and independence for the Yugo states... truly insane.
• Despite this, he should still be a competent and calculating fighter given his feats against Fascism and ability to work with both the Capitalist and Communist bloc.
• Titoism speaks Serbo-Croatian and English. If you know any, use common words (e.g., dobar dan, brate, etc.) or words that have an English cognate (e.g., komunizam, specijalna policija, etc.) He can also use the Cyrillic alphabet for stylistic effect.

How to Draw 

Flag of Titoism

Drawing Titoism is fairly simple:

1. Draw a ball
2. Draw a line in a deep shade of blue (#0005cd) sectioning off the top third of the ball, white (#ffffff) for the middle, and red (#ff0000) for the bottom.
3. Fill all thirds with their respective colors.
4. Draw a star with red (#ff0000) and give it a thin outline of yellow (#fff301). Make sure the star's top lateral arms are in the white, not the blue!
5. Draw the eyes and fill in with white (#ffffff).
6. Around the eyes, draw scars from stitches. At least one stitch scar should be below his right eye.
7. To make a cigarette, use (#f2b600) for the filter with a black (#000000) outline so that the white (#ffffff) section of the cigarette flows into it. Use orange (#ff8a00) for the cigarette cherry and grey (#838383) for the smoke.
8. Turn the smoke's transparency down to ~40%, and you're done!

Relationships

Great Yugoslavian Comrades

• Market Socialism - My biological father, from whom I get most of my ideas.
• Social Authoritarianism - Honestly, I can work with this!
• Distributism - His economic system is close to mine. Cool!
• Castroism - My friend from Cuba.
• Guevarism - Based comrade from Latin America.
• Ba'athism & Gaddafism - Long live Arab - Yugoslav Friendship!
• Euskadi Carlism - You are better than original Carlism, just tone the Monarchy down.
• Marhaenism, Nasserism, Nkrumaism, Nehru Socialism - Comrades and Founding members of the Non-Aligned Movement.
• Irredentism - Yugoslavia should peacefully expand its borders by absorbing Bulgaria, Albania, and Greece.. Though I swear it’s not social imperialism because I don’t believe in using violent methods to invade and occupy other countries to forcefully implement my version of socialism, unlike them .
• Pan-Slavism - Hej Slaveni, jošte živi duh naših dedova, dok za narod srce bije njihovih sinova!
• Civic Nationalism - Brotherhood and Unity!
• Left-Wing Nationalism - “A decade ago young people en masse began declaring themselves as Yugoslavs. It was a form of rising Yugoslav nationalism, which was a reaction to brotherhood and unity and a feeling of belonging to a single socialist self-managing society. This pleased me greatly.”
• Ho Chi Minh Thought - Vietnamese friend!
• File:Nagy3.png Nagyism - I supported you!
• Socialism with a Human Face - And you too!
• Goulash Communism - You are a very cool guy, in fact, you are Hungarian version of me! _{Did you really have to invade him though?}
• Yugonostalgia - Many of my modern followers (including my grandson) are literally him!
• Marxist Feminism - Women in Yugoslav Partisans were heroes!
• Leninism - I was participating in October Revolution, plus, his NEP was based as fu*k.
• Federalism - Socialist FEDERAL Republic of Yugoslavia.
• Kemalism - I visited Anitkabir and gave you the military salute. I have always kept you as an inspiration throughout my life. I am also a great friend of Adnan Menderes as we signed the Balkan pact together.
• Milicija - ITS MILICIJA MONDAY I am proud to say that the UDBA is just as efficient as the KGB and the CIA!
• Marxism–Leninism - My adoptive father. We constantly argue about markets and the non-aligned movement, but we still agree on a lot of stuff. Though I would consider the Yugoslav model to be the only true adherent to the ideals of Marx and Lenin. And why the excessive hatred for Western entertainment? Just let people have fun man.
• Multiculturalism - A unified Yugoslavian nation with multiple national cultures, linguistic groups, and religious traditions.
• Hua Guofeng Thought - The only Maoist I like. He tried to learn my economic model and forged a great relationship with me! Shame that Deng overthrew you so quickly though.
• National Communism - I am sort of a natcom myself I have good relationships with Kim Il-sung and Ceaușescu. Plus, I believe that every NAM nation should be able to set their own socialist path without foreign interference.
• Attlee Socialism - My socialist ally in the UK even if he is way too Atlanticist for me. I signed an agreement with the UK under his rule and our relationship peaked in his era.

Partners and Loans Providers

• Rankovićism - Thanks for purging Stalinists, but Serb supremacy is cringe (unless it's against Albanians, who are not slavs anyway).
• Vaushism - Fellow workplace democracy enjoyer, but make up your mind on whether I'm a tankie or not!
• Dengism - I agree that your reform and open is necessary, but your path is too capitalist for me. Also, your Tiananmen Square Massacre was outright terrible.
• Anti-Fascism - Anti-Fascism is based but anti-authoritarianism (even in theory) is not the way to go, and sometimes you act too much like him or Vaushism.
• Mutualism - I don't like anarchism, but I can appreciate his economic model.
• Libertarian Market Socialism - Same as above but with some state.
• File:Djilas2.png Đilasism - You were useful at first, but later you betrayed me.
• Social Democracy - Me before I went to Russia and decided to help fight off the Whites. Nowadays I think he's pretty cool, and he appreciates how I don't call him a social fascist like other members of the family, though he's still too capitalist and liberal for my liking.
• Peronism - You're fine, but why did you let the Ustashas and Nazis into Argentina in 1945?
• Khrushchevism - Thanks for fixing relations with me but invasion of Hungary was horrible. However, you are far better than Stalin and de-Stalinization was mega based and I advised you to get rid of a few Stalin’s puppets.
• Brezhnevism - Similar to the above though less based due to being more conservative, and we are generally chill except for your social imperialist invasions of Czechoslovakia and Afghanistan. Your religious policy is also based, just like mine.
• Neoconservatism - It’s complicated……
• Christian Democracy - I am more tolerant to religious institutions and the church than most of my communist counterparts, but why did you have to flirt with Tuđman?
• Imperialism - The Yugoslav nation shall not bow down to colonialist rule from our fascist enemies! Macedonization and imperialization of Albania and Bulgaria go brrrrrr.
• Gorbachevism - I admire your economic vision and stance against red imperialism, but you seriously should have been more careful when trying to reform the USSR's economy so it might not have collapsed. Not a fan, but at least you tried.
• Churchillism - “Churchill, he is a great man. He is, of course, our enemy and has always been the enemy of Communism, but he is an enemy one must respect, an enemy one likes to have.” But still thanks for helping me in my war of liberation of Yugoslavia against fascists instead of the Chetniks!

FASCISTS AND IMPERIALISTS

• Marxism-Leninism-Maoism - Stop calling me a revisionist you terrorist scum!
• Fascism - Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!
• Stalinism - Stop sending people to kill me! We’ve already captured five of them, one with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send another. Plus, you are just a pseudo-communist and an imperialist with a red mask who wants to take over me.
• Hoxhaism - Yes, we were comrades during WW2. But do you know how much it matters right now? Throughout the whole of your history, you tried to represent me as a devil, built bunkers because you were scared of me, called me revisionist, opportunist, whatever. You supported forming of Kosovo Liberation Army which led to Kosovo being taken away from Serbia. You were just jealous and nothing else. I hate you with all my heart. I am glad that Alia killed your poisonous legacy.
• Maoism - Same as the two above. Although Hua Guofeng is based.
• Pinochetism, Alt-Right & Hoppeanism - Get in the helicopter? How about you get in the pit!
• National Socialism - Nazi scum that killed and enslaved many Slavs. BTFO by the pit.
• Esoteric Fascism - Tito absolutely BTFO'ed those SS troops without much foreign aid.
• Eco-Fascism - Are you not just him again?!
• Separatism - You will not destroy Yugoslavia, prepare to get crushed!
• Trotskyism - "Trotskyism operates in different shapes, but always with one goal – to clear the road for the fascist-imperialist bandits." - Tito, 1939
• Ustaša - Die.
• Bottle - YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NOT ONLY DO YOU OPPOSE MY VANGUARDIST RULE BUT YOU ALSO LED TO YUGOSLAVIA'S DESTRUCTION FROM LETTING A GUY SHOVE YOU UP HIS ASS!
• Đorđe Martinović - WHY DID YOU SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS? BECAUSE OF YOU, OUR COUNTRY HAS FRACTURED APART AS BADLY AS HOW THE BOTTLE DID IN YOUR RECTUM.
• Milosevicism - Јебеш Милошевића, YOU KILLED MY COUNTRY AND PEOPLE! I SPENT MY LIFE BUILDING MY COUNTRY ALONGSIDE NATO AND THE SOCIALIST CAMP, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S F***ED UP! I F***ING HATE YOU!
• ZBORism - CURSE YOU LJOTIC!
• White Nationalism - What? White supremacy? Neo-Nazism? Looks like we did not kill enough of these bastards!
• Horthyism and Hungarism - Lol get deported.
• Chetnikism - I was working with you at the beginning, however, you became a filthy collaborator because you were scared of the rise of Communism.
• Tuđmanism - You are literally capitalist Ustase!
• Handzar Division - Burn in hell.
• Alijaism - TRAITOR! You literally fought in Handzar Division during WW2!
• Francoism - Но пасаран!
• Anti-Authoritarianism - I gave you welfare, workers’ self-management, and tittytainment, what else do you want?! Plus, you are just a Western imperialist puppet.
• Totalitarianism - “The peoples of Yugoslavia do not want Fascism. They do not want a totalitarian regime, they do not want to become slaves of the German and Italian financial oligarchy as they never wanted to become reconciled to the semi-colonial dependence imposed on them by the so-called Western democracies after the first imperialist war.” - Josip Broz Tito

Further Reading

Wikipedia

• Josip Broz Tito
• Economy of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
• League of Communists of Yugoslavia

Gallery

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  Whole and non-smoking Titoism

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  Credit: TheLegend2T, Source