Titoism

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Titoism is an authoritarian, and market socialist ideology. It's located in the Authoritarian-Left quadrant of the political compass, around the center of the quadrants Y axis and the third quarter from the center of the quadrants X axis. It believes in uniting ethnic and religious identities of the Balkans and a unified Yugoslavian national identity. It works with both NATO and the USSR, but neither was happy about the fact that Yugoslavia refused to the aligned with their imperialist bloc. It's widely considered to be the most successful form of Market Socialism.

Stylistic Notes

  • Titoism should always be scarred, as in the infobox, to symbolize the policy of bratstvo i jedinstvo in attempt to hold the Balkan rivals together. These scars can be open, one panel at a time, to reveal a ex-Yugo flagball underneath, especially a nationalist movement flag (see below).
  • Titoism is a heavy smoker and should be identified as such with a cigarette or, especially in the company of Western communists, a cigar.
  • Optionally, Titoism's right eye can have an eyepatch. This can also be a reference to him being forged after World War II. He can also wear Tito's cap and glasses.
  • Titoism is afflicted with intermittent bouts of schizophrenia, during which he may curse and praise insane concepts like human rights and independence for the Yugo states... truly insane.
  • Despite this, he should still be a competent and calculating fighter given his feats against Fascism and ability to work with both the Capitalist and Communist bloc.
  • Titoism speaks Serbo-Croatian and English. If you know any, use common words (e.g., dobar dan, brate, etc.) or words that have an English cognate (e.g., komunizam, specijalna policija, etc.) He can also use the Cyrillic alphabet for stylistic effect.

How to Draw 

Flag of Titoism

Drawing Titoism is fairly simple:

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Draw a line in a deep shade of blue (#0005cd) sectioning off the top third of the ball, white (#ffffff) for the middle, and red (#ff0000) for the bottom.
  3. Fill all thirds with their respective colors.
  4. Draw a star with red (#ff0000) and give it a thin outline of yellow (#fff301). Make sure the star's top lateral arms are in the white, not the blue!
  5. Draw the eyes and fill in with white (#ffffff).
  6. Around the eyes, draw scars from stitches. At least one stitch scar should be below his right eye.
  7. To make a cigarette, use (#f2b600) for the filter with a black (#000000) outline so that the white (#ffffff) section of the cigarette flows into it. Use orange (#ff8a00) for the cigarette cherry and grey (#838383) for the smoke.
  8. Turn the smoke's transparency down to ~40%, and you're done!

Relationships

Friends

  • Market Socialism - My biological father, from whom I get most of my ideas.
  • Social Authoritarianism - Honestly, I can work with this!
  • Distributism - His economic system is close to mine. Cool!
  • Castroism - My friend from Cuba.
  • Guevarism - Based comrade from Latin America.
  • Ba'athism and Gaddafism - Long live Arab - Yugoslav Friendship!
  • Euskadi Carlism - You are better than original Carlism, just tone the Monarchy down.
  • Marhaenism, Nasserism, Nkrumaism, Nehru Socialism - Comrades and Founding members of the Non-Aligned Movement.
  • Irredentism - Greater Yugoslavia, for sure.[2]
  • Pan-Slavism - Hej Slaveni, jošte živi duh naših dedova, dok za narod srce bije njihovih sinova!
  • Civic Nationalism - Brotherhood and Unity!
  • Left-Wing Nationalism - “A decade ago young people en masse began declaring themselves as Yugoslavs. It was a form of rising Yugoslav nationalism, which was a reaction to brotherhood and unity and a feeling of belonging to a single socialist self-managing society. This pleased me greatly.”
  • Ho Chi Minh Thought - Vietnamese friend!
  • Socialism with a Human Face - I supported you!
  • Goulash Communism - You are a very cool guy, in fact, you are Hungarian version of me! Did you really have to invade him though?
  • Yugonostalgia - Many of my modern followers are literally him!
  • Marxist Feminism - Women in Yugoslav Partisans were heroes!
  • Leninism - I was participating in October Revolution, plus, his NEP was based as fu*k.
  • Federalism - Socialist FEDERAL Republic of Yugoslavia.
  • Kemalism - I visited Anitkabir and gave you the military salute. I have always kept you as an inspiration throughout my life. [3]
  • Milicija - ITS MILICIJA MONDAY
  • Marxism–Leninism - My adoptive father. While we agree on a lot of stuff, we constantly argue about markets. Also, the non-aligned movement was based! And btw the Yugoslavian model is the only true adherent of the ideals of Marx and Lenin.
  • Multiculturalism - A unified Yugoslavian nation with multiple national cultures, linguistic groups, and religious traditions.

Frenemies

  • Rankovićism - Thanks for purging Stalinists, but Serb supremacy is cringe (unless it's against Albanians, who are not slavs anyway).
  • Vaushism - Fellow workplace democracy enjoyer, but make up your mind on whether I'm a tankie or not! Also, I am not too crazy about cultural war ideas like you.
  • Dengism - I am good friends with Deng but Jiang is a bit too friendly with Milošević for my liking.
  • Anti-Fascism - Anti-Fascism is based but anti-authoritarianism (even in theory) is not the way to go, and sometimes you act too much like him or Vaushism.
  • Mutualism - I don't like anarchism, but I can appreciate his economic model.
  • Libertarian Market Socialism - Same as above but with some state.
  • File:Djilas2.png Đilasism - You were useful at first, but later you betrayed me.
  • Social Democracy - Me before I went to Russia and decided to help fight off the Whites. Nowadays I think he's pretty cool, and he appreciates how I don't call him a social fascist like other members of the family, though he's still too capitalist and liberal for my liking.
  • Peronism - You're fine, but why did you let the Ustashas and Nazis into Argentina in 1945?
  • Khrushchevism - Thanks for fixing relations with me but invasion of Hungary was horrible. However, you are far better than Stalin and de-Stalinization was mega based and I advised you to get rid of a few Stalin’s puppets.
  • Neoconservatism - It’s complicated……
  • Christian Democracy - I am more tolerant to religious institutions and the church than most of my communist counterparts, but why did you have to flirt with Tuđman?
  • Imperialism - The Yugoslav nation shall not bow down to colonialist rule from our fascist enemies! Macedonization and imperialization of Albania and Bulgaria go brrrrrr

Enemies

  • Stalinism - Stop sending people to kill me! We’ve already captured five of them, one with a bomb and another with a rifle… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send another. Plus, you are just a pseudo-communist and an imperialist with a red mask who wants to take over me.
  • Marxism-Leninism-Maoism - Stop calling me a revisionist you goddamn terrorist!
  • Fascism - Smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu!
  • Hoxhaism - Yes, we were comrades during WW2. But do you know how much it matters right now? Throughout the whole of your history, you tried to represent me as a devil, built bunkers because you were scared of me, called me revisionist, opportunist, whatever. You supported forming of Kosovo Liberation Army which led to Kosovo being taken away from Serbia. You were just jealous and nothing else. I hate you with all my heart. I am glad that Alia killed you and your poisonous legacy.
  • Pinochetism, Alt-Right, and Hoppeanism - Get in the helicopter? How about you get in the pit!
  • National Socialism - Nazi scum that killed and enslaved many Slavs. BTFO by the pit.
  • Esoteric Fascism - Tito absolutely BTFO'ed those SS troops without much foreign aid.
  • Eco-Fascism - Are you not just him again?!
  • Separatism - You will not destroy Yugoslavia, prepare to get crushed!
  • Trotskyism - "Trotskyism operates in different shapes, but always with one goal – to clear the road for the fascist-imperialist bandits." - Tito, 1939
  • Ustaša - Die.
  • Bottle - YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NOT ONLY DO YOU OPPOSE MY VANGUARDIST RULE BUT YOU ALSO LED TO YUGOSLAVIA'S DESTRUCTION FROM LETTING A GUY SHOVE YOU UP HIS ASS!
  • Đorđe Martinović - WHY DID YOU SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS? BECAUSE OF YOU, OUR COUNTRY HAS FRACTURED APART AS BADLY AS HOW THE BOTTLE DID IN YOUR RECTUM.
  • Milosevicism - Јебеш Милошевића, YOU KILLED MY COUNTRY AND PEOPLE! I SPENT MY LIFE BUILDING MY COUNTRY ALONGSIDE NATO AND THE SOCIALIST CAMP, AND YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S F***ED UP! I F***ING HATE YOU!
  • ZBORism - CURSE YOU LJOTIC!
  • White Nationalism - What? White supremacy? Neo-Nazism? Looks like we did not kill enough of these bastards! But Southern Slavic supremacy is kinda based actually.
  • Hungarism - Lol get deported.
  • Chetnikism - I was working with you at the beginning, however, you became a filthy collaborator because you were scared of the rise of Communism.
  • Tuđmanism - You are literally the Croatian Milosevicism!
  • Handzar Division - Burn in hell.
  • Alijaism - TRAITOR! You literally fought in Handzar Division during WW2!
  • Francoism - Но пасаран!

Further Reading

Wikipedia

Gallery

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  1. ↑ See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_Partisans
  2. ↑ [1]
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