Korwinism

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Korwinism also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho- Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make File:Prog.png Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms and behaviour reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.

  • Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
  • Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
  • Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
  • Right-wing equivalent of Left Communism - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
  • Compares every opponent to National Socialism, likes mentioning Hitler in general
  • Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")

History

Korwin in the Polish People's Republic

Until the age of 9, Korwin was a Socialist passively accepting of what the PRL Regime told him. He even had the portraits of Mao and Stalin in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that Tito had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that Yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.

Korwin in his adulthood became involved in politics, writing several underground publications and joining the D***cratic Front (A state-approved opposition party) and later becoming an advisor to the Solidarity Trade Union. He was generally the most right-wing person in the opposition, criticising Solidarity leaders for pushing for pushing for a mixed market-and-planned economy which would preserve Socialism instead of scrapping the system entirely in favour of a Laissez-Faire society.

Korwin early on

The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of Conservatives, Market Liberals, Agrarians and Nationalists. It initially found success due to the First Sejm's lack of strict entry requirements, but the Sejm has eventually established them and the party could not secure enough votes to get in or to secure public funding. Eventually causing Korwin to leave it.

After this moment, Korwin took it upon himself to partake in as much events as possible. Partaking in every single polish election including Presidential, Parliamentary, European and Local; he also rarely refused an interview or a title.

Korwin's rise to fame (and infamy)

Korwin's time struck with the popularisation of the Internet in the mid 2000's, where his views and behaviour became very memable, especially his debates with leftists which were re-uploaded on YouTube with titles like "Janusz Korwin-Mikke COMPLETELY MASSACRES a leftist".

Due to the fact that the type of people to use the internet at the time where primarily young College and University students they became primary fanbase and voterbase of his. Because at the time it was fashionable for these students to have rather long hair which was tied in a ponytail the term "ponytail" ("kuc") became the term for all followers of korwinism, even if they are bald.

During this time he was crowned "Poland's biggest chauvinist" which he wore as a badge of honour. Korwin also turned out to be the Cyborg that is powered by nothing but Sugar.

Korwin goes international

In 2014 Korwin under the party "Congress of the New Right" has managed to garner enough support to join the European Parliament, he used this opportunity to cause as much chaos as possible in the institution because as Korwin said "You can basically to nothing of importance in the Europarliament".

His plan to cause as much chaos as possible in the europarliament has worked, although out of all the statements he made that foreign media could stick to was his statement that the gender wage gap was justified since on average women were smaller, weaker and less intelligent than men on average.

The return of the king

In 2019, under a Fourth party (Wolność) Korwin started a coalition with several other dissenter right parties and politicians called "Konfederacja" (Polish for "Confederation"). After a brief reshuffling the coalition ended up being Wolność, The National Movement and Confederation of the Crown of Poland with minor members like the Driver's Party.

After failing to get into the European parliament again, the coalition participated in the Parliamentary elections. Which were sucessful, resulting in Korwin and his movement getting into parliament the first time in 25 years.

In 2020, Korwin caused the Coronavirus due to the fact he did not partake in the presidential elections of that year due to failing the primaries of the coalition. To compensate for this he participated in the "Hot16challenge" creating a song which by dissing leftists (with quotes like: "socialist have to hang out of trees instead of leaves").

How to Draw

Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

Wolność design

  1. Draw a ball with eyes
  2. Add a bow tie
  3. Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
  4. Draw a Crown with gold (optionally upside down as a reference to Polandball being upside down)

And you're done!

File:Wolność.png

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UPR design

  1. Draw a ball with eyes
  2. Fill it black
  3. Make a white cross
  4. Inside the white cross, put a black cross
  5. Add red bow tie

And you're done! The meaning of the flag is as follows: The form of a Saint George's flag represent struggle, with Blue representing Faith, White representing Purity and Black represeting Liberty. Or in simpler terms the flag represents "The Struggle for Faith, Purity and Liberty".

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Beliefs

The korwinist movement is distinguished by a certain set of Features.

Libertarian beliefs

The unifying element within korwinist movements is the belief in Laissez-Faire economics and that taxes should be as low as possible. This belief leads also to the belief that the government should be left to do as small of an amount of functions as effectively possible.

Korwin and his parties are also in favour of liberalisation of gun laws, believing it to be the best way to stop terrorists and also believing that if every second jew in the 1930's and 40's had a gun the holocaust wouldn't have happened.

Conservative beliefs

The korwinist movement is very conservative when it comes to culturally. Being more conservative than what is considered "Literally fascist!" in a lot of western countries and is still fringe within Poland.

Some beliefs include:

  • The wage gap is generally justified as the average woman is smaller, weaker and less intelligent than the average man. (note: the "average" is to be stressed).
  • Opposition to the LGBT ideology.
  • TBA

Anti-Democratic beliefs

The movement is generally opposed to Democracy, with Korwin calling it "The dumbest system of government" as "Two local Żuls (Homeless alcoholics) have more voice in how things are ran than an expert". Most korwinists favour a form of Semi-Constitutional Monarchy instead.

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

Enemies

Further Info

Books

Books in Polish and by JKM.

Other Texts

Wikipedia Articles

YouTube Videos

Online Communities

Gallery

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