Korwinism

Korwinism also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho- Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make File:Prog.png Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.

Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
Right-wing equivalent of Left Communism - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
Compares every opponent to National Socialism, likes mentioning Hitler in general
Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")

How to Draw

Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

Wolność design

Draw a ball with eyes
Add a bow tie
Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
Draw a Crown with gold (usually upside down because to symbolize the ideology's polish origin)

UPR design

Draw a ball
Add Saint George flag
Draw eyes
Add red bow tie

And you're done!

History

Korwin in the Polish People's Republic

Until the age of 9, Korwin was a Socialist passively accepting of what the PRL Regime told him. He even had the portraits of Mao and Stalin in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that Tito had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that Yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.

Korwin in his adulthood became involved in politics, writing several underground publications and joining the D***cratic Front (A state-approved opposition party) and later becoming an advisor to the Solidarity Trade Union. He was generally the most right-wing person in the opposition, criticising Solidarity leaders for pushing for pushing for a mixed market-and-planned economy which would preserve Socialism instead of scrapping the system entirely in favour of a Laissez-Faire society.

Korwin early on

The first party Korwin has founded was the "Real Politics Union" (UPR), founded as an alliance of Conservatives, Market Liberals, Agrarians and Nationalists. It initially found success due to the First Sejm's lack of strict entry requirements, but the Sejm has eventually established them and the party could not secure enough votes to get in or to secure public funding. Eventually causing Korwin to leave it.

After this moment, Korwin took it upon himself to partake in as much events as possible. Partaking in every single polish election including Presidential, Parliamentary, European and Local; he also rarely refused an interview or a title.

Korwin's rise to fame (and infamy)

Korwin's time struck with the popularisation of the Internet in the mid 2000's, where his views and behaviour became very memable, especially his debates with leftists which were re-uploaded on YouTube with titles like "Janusz Korwin-Mikke COMPLETELY MASSACRES a leftist".

Due to the fact that the type of people to use the internet at the time where primarily young College and University students they became primary fanbase and voterbase of his. Because at the time it was fashionable for these students to have rather long hair which was tied in a ponytail the term "ponytail" ("kuc") became the term for all followers of korwinism, even if they are bald.

During this time he was crowned "Poland's biggest chauvinist" which he wore as a badge of honour. Korwin also turned out to be the Cyborg that is powered by nothing but Sugar.

Korwin goes international

In 2014 Korwin under the party "Congress of the New Right" has managed to garner enough support to join the European Parliament, he used this opportunity to cause as much chaos as possible in the institution because as Korwin said "You can basically to nothing of importance in the Europarliament".

His plan to cause as much chaos as possible in the europarliament has worked, although out of all the statements he made that foreign media could stick to was his statement that the gender wage gap was justified since on average women were smaller, weaker and less intelligent than men on average.

The return of the king

TBA

Relationships

Friends

Capitalism - liberty + money
Hoppeanism - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
Paleolibertarianism - kinda like me but without king
Libertarian Conservatism - OK, but too moderate
National Libertarianismball/ National Liberalism - the only acceptable nationalists
Monarchism - the best system
Minarchism - the best system

Frenemies

Classical Liberalism - too moderate, too d***cratic
Pink Capitalism - economically wise, culturally retarded
Pinochetism - too statist
Green Libertarianism/Eco-Capitalism - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
Objectivism - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
Anarcho-Capitalism - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
Islamic Theocracy - ISIS is still better than EU
Capitalist Communism - China is still better than EU
Dark Enlightenment - has some good ideas, but overall weird
Nationalism - depends on type of nationalism