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# Add red bow tie
# Add red bow tie
And you're done!
And you're done!

== History ==
Until the age of 8, Korwin was a [[Socialism|Socialist]] passively accepting of what the [[Marxism-Leninism|PRL Regime]] told him. He even had the portraits of [[Maoism|Mao]] and [[Stalinism|Stalin]] in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that [[Titoism|Tito]] had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.


== Relationships ==
== Relationships ==
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* [[File: Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]] - kinda like me but without king
* [[File: Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]] - kinda like me but without king
* [[File: Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]] - OK, but too moderate
* [[File: Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]] - OK, but too moderate
* [[File: Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianism|National libertarianismball]]/[[File: Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - the only acceptable nationalists
* [[File: Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianism|National Libertarianismball]]/[[File: Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - the only acceptable nationalists
* [[File: Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - the best system
* [[File: Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - the best system
* [[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism]] - the best system
* [[File: Minarchist.png]] [[Minarchism]] - the best system

Revision as of 17:49, 5 July 2020

Korwinism also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho- Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make File:Prog.png Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.

  • Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
  • Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
  • Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
  • Right-wing equivalent of Left Communism - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
  • Compares every opponent to National Socialism, likes mentioning Hitler in general
  • Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")

How to Draw

Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

Wolność design

  1. Draw a ball with eyes
  2. Add a bow tie
  3. Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
  4. Draw a Crown with gold (usually upside down because to symbolize the ideology's polish origin)

UPR design

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Add Saint George flag
  3. Draw eyes
  4. Add red bow tie

And you're done!

History

Until the age of 8, Korwin was a Socialist passively accepting of what the PRL Regime told him. He even had the portraits of Mao and Stalin in his room. But he eventually heard in the news that Tito had devalued the Yugoslav Dinar, this made him think that "Wouldn't that mean that yugoslav products ten times cheaper for foreigners, and foreign products ten times as costly for Yugoslavs? Making life harder for them". This turned into a conversation with his Grandma, which broadened his worldview to generally turned him towards the right-wing direction. From this point on, he was sent on the epic quest to destroy Leftism epic style.

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

Enemies

Further Info

Books

  • There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(

Wikipedia Articles

YouTube Videos

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