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Hoxhaism (pronounced Hoj-ha), is an economically far-left, very authoritarian, anti-revisionist Marxist-Leninist ideology based off the ideas of Enver Hoxha, the former socialist leader of Albania. He believes in strict defense of the ideals and governance of Joseph Stalin, believing him to be one of the few non-revisionist leaders. He opposes other socialist leaders, such as Nikita Khrushchev, Mao Zedong, Deng Xiaoping, and Josip Broz Tito, believing them to be revisionists and social imperialists. He also loves bunkers and likes telling revisionists to build them.

History

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Foundations

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How to Draw

The flag of Hoxhaism is based of the flag of the Communist Party of Germany/Marxists-Leninists (KPDML) which was a marxist-leninist, anti-revisionist and (at the beginning) maoist political party in West Germany. KPDML was supportive of Albania (which was led by Enver Hoxha) during the Sino-Albanian split of the 70's, after the KPDML was dissolved the flag of the party was adopted by the Stalinist-Hoxhaist World Movement from which the Polcompball community took the symbol from.

The Symbol of Hoxhaism is image of a Hammer-and-Sickle crossed with a rifle on the background of a yellow star.

Draw a ball with eyes and fill it red.
On the ball draw one big yellow star.
On the star draw the image of a hammer and a sickle crossed with a rifle.

And you should be done.

Relationships

Non-Revisionist Comrades

Stalinism - Only true non revisionist!
Barracks Communism - Mutual enthusiasm for bunks/barracks whatever.
State Atheism - I love closing down all of the churches and jailing religious numbskulls!
Marxist Feminism - Based! More women's rights in Albania! I'M the reason there are so many women in Albania's government today!
Democratic Confederalism and Queer Anarchism - I support you in Turkey and Syria against that Fascist
Posadism - The only good trot, my bunkers will ensure that we will survive the nuclear apocalypse to rebuild Communism!

Half-Revisionists

Libertarianism - Yeah I like guns and abolished taxes so what? Did you think I was like him? ~~Actually, I am.~~
Conservative Socialism - I might not like religion but I do like the family unit & agrarianism.
Maoism - Was a good comrade of mine but became revisionist later on in his life. At least your modern followers are very anti-revisionist.
Ho Chi Minh Thought - I supported you against Pol Pot and you were based at first but you became too revisionist later
LGBT - I am not gay. *eyes move back and forth*

Revisionists

Castroism - Revisionist!
Titoism - Dirty revisionist!
Dengism - Even dirtier revisionist!
Khrushchevism - ANOTHER, EVEN MORE DIRTIER REVISIONIST!
Eurocommunism - ANTI-COMMUNIST, GET OUT!
Any kind of Capitalism - Capital breaks my walls!
Left Communism - I'm not a revisionist! You're the revisionist!
Trotskyism - Same as above.
Neoconservatism - You're the reason why I have to build so many bunkers in Albania. Also, you turned my only ally into a revisionist!
Imperialism - You're the fucking worst, even when you pretend to be a socialist.
Free Syrian Army - BIJI ROJAVA BIJI KURDISTAN!
Neo-Ottomanism - Same as the above guy, but you are also a fascist.
Kemalism - STOP OPPRESSING TURKISH PROLETARIAT!
National Socialism and Fascism - Hoxha blown the fuck out of you in World War 2 without any foreign troops!
Pol Potism - Genocidal revisionist scum! I don't care if you liked me!
Islamic Theocracy - Extremely reactionary religion! I persecuted Albanian Muslims and didn't allow them to pray their Friday prayers.

Further Information

Literature

Reflections on China; Volume I and Volume II by Enver Hoxha
The Titoites by Enver Hoxha
The Khruschevites by Enver Hoxha
Yugoslav "self-administration" a capitalist theory and practice by Enver Hoxha
Imperialism and the Revolution by Enver Hoxha
With Stalin by Enver Hoxha
Eurocommunism is Anti-Communism by Enver Hoxha
Who is responsible for the crimes of genocide in Yugoslavia? by Enver Hoxha (published in Zëri i Popullit)
What Was and Is the Cuban Process by the PCMLU
History of the Party of Labour of Albania by the PPSH
Albania Defiant by Jan Myrdal and Gun Kessle
Pickaxe and Rifle: the Story of the Albanian People by William Ash

Wikipedia

Videos

Online Communities

r/Hoxhaism

Gallery

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 *[[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|LGBT]] - I am not gay. *eyes move back and forth*
-===Enemies===
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 *[[File:Castro.png]] [[Castroism]] - Revisionist!
 *[[File: Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Dirty revisionist!