Korwinism
Template:CharacterKorwinismball also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "
Minarcho-
Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make File:Prog.png Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.
Personality
Korwinball's mannerisms reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.
- Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
- Arrogant, despises the majority, while at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
- Hard anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
- Right-wing equivalent of
Left Communismball - believes that all left ideologies are socialists. - Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")
How to Draw
Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.
Wolność design
- Draw a ball with eyes
- Add a bow tie
- Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
- Draw a Crown with gold (usually upside down because to symbolize the ideology's polish origin)
UPR design
- Draw a ball
- Add Saint George flag
- Draw eyes
- Add red bow tie
And you're done!
Relationships
Friends
Capitalismball - liberty + money
Hoppeball - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
Paleolibertarianismball - kinda like me but without king
Libertarian Conservatismball - OK, but too moderate
National libertarianismball/
National Liberalismball - the only acceptable nationalists
Monarchismball - the best system
Minarchismball - the best system
Frenemies
Classical Liberalismball - too moderate, too d***cratic
Pink Capitalismball - economically wise, culturally retarded
Pinochetismball - too statist
Green Libertarianismball/Eco-Capitalismball - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
Objectivismball - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
Anarcho-Capitalismball - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
Islamic Theocracyball - ISIS is still better than EU
Capitalist Communismball - China is still better than EU
Dark Enlightenmentball - has some good ideas, but overall weird
Nationalismball - depends on type of nationalism
Enemies
Paternalistic Conservatismball - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies
Conservative Socialismball - commies with a cross
Neoliberalismball - like you're actually going to lower taxes
Agrarianismball - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
Social Democracyball - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare
Marxism-Leninismball - fuckin commie scum
National Socialismball - almost as bad as socdem
Further Info
Books
- There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(
Wikipedia Articles
- Janusz Korwin-Mikke
- KORWiN
- Konfederacja
- Congress of the New Right
- Real Politics Union
- Liberty and Lawfulness
YouTube Videos
- Monarchists in the Polish Parliament | Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon of Akkad
- This man has -1000 respect for women why might SHOCK you by Pewdiepie
- Piers Morgan Rages at 'The Most Sexist Man in Politics' (Full Interview) by Good Morning Britain
- [ENG How to fight terrorism? - Janusz Korwin-Mikke] by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
- Interview with Polish MEP- Janusz Korwin-Mikke- Southampton 15/07/2017 by Mateusz Jaronski
- The Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon yet again.
