Korwinism

Template:CharacterKorwinismball also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho- Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make File:Prog.png Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms reflect the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke.

• Loves destroying leftists with facts and logic in a style Ben Shapiro can only dream of
• Arrogant, despises the majority, at the same time polite and cultural towards everyone
• Horseshoe anti-socialist (every type of socialism is actually the same)
• Right-wing equivalent of Left Communismball - believes that 99% of ideologies are socialists, he and a tight group of his friends are the only true right-wingers
• Compares every opponent to Naziball, likes mentioning Hitler in general
• Sometimes unexpectedly says something weird about women, disabled people or praises random authoritarian dictatorship (behaviour known as the "1% protocol")

How to Draw

Korwinball's design is usually based on the logo of Korwin's current party (Wolność) usually upside down to reflect the Ideology's Polish origin. Symbology of the Real Politics Union (UPR) is accepted too.

Wolność design

1. Draw a ball with eyes
2. Add a bow tie
3. Fill the ball with a dark shade of blue
4. Draw a Crown with gold (usually upside down because to symbolize the ideology's polish origin)

UPR design

1. Draw a ball
2. Add Saint George flag
3. Draw eyes
4. Add red bow tie

And you're done!

Relationships

Friends

• Capitalismball - liberty + money
• Hoppeball - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
• Paleolibertarianismball - kinda like me but without king
• Libertarian Conservatismball - OK, but too moderate
• National libertarianismball/ National Liberalismball - the only acceptable nationalists
• Monarchismball - the best system
• Minarchismball - the best system

Frenemies

• Classical Liberalismball - too moderate, too d***cratic
• Pink Capitalismball - economically wise, culturally retarded
• Pinochetismball - too statist
• Green Libertarianismball/Eco-Capitalismball - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
• Objectivismball - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
• Anarcho-Capitalismball - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
• Islamic Theocracyball - ISIS is still better than EU
• Capitalist Communismball - China is still better than EU
• Dark Enlightenmentball - has some good ideas, but overall weird
• Nationalismball - depends on type of nationalism

Enemies

• Paternalistic Conservatismball - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies
• Conservative Socialismball - commies with a cross
• Neoliberalismball - like you're actually going to lower taxes
• Agrarianismball - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
• Social Democracyball - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare
• Marxism-Leninismball - fuckin commie scum
• National Socialismball - almost as bad as socdem

Further Info

Books

• There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(

Wikipedia Articles

• Janusz Korwin-Mikke
• KORWiN
• Konfederacja
• Congress of the New Right
• Real Politics Union
• Liberty and Lawfulness

YouTube Videos

• TOP 10 moments
• The wokest MEP

• Monarchists in the Polish Parliament | Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon of Akkad
• This man has -1000 respect for women why might SHOCK you by Pewdiepie
• Piers Morgan Rages at 'The Most Sexist Man in Politics' (Full Interview) by Good Morning Britain
• [ENG How to fight terrorism? - Janusz Korwin-Mikke] by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
• Interview with Polish MEP- Janusz Korwin-Mikke- Southampton 15/07/2017 by Mateusz Jaronski
• The Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon yet again.