Korwinism

Template:CharacterKorwinismball also known as Korwinball is an economically Far-right, Libertarian, Monarchist and culturally Right-wing Polish ideologyball based on the teachings of Janusz Korwin-Mikke and the parties he's been a part of. He can be most easily described as "Minarcho-Hoppean" in the policies he advocates for, Korwinism is known for saying stuff considered "questionable" which usually make Progressives have a mental breakdown and even other LibRights to look weirdly at him.

Personality

Korwinball's mannerisms refelct the ones of Janusz Korwin-Mikke, this is all you need to know.

How to Draw

1. Draw a ball
2. Add Saint George flag (flag of most Korwinist parties)
3. Draw eyes
4. Add red bow tie

And you're done!

Relationships

Friends

• Capitalismball - liberty + money
• Hoppeball - GET RID OF THE COMMIE SCUM FROM POWER, FUCK YEAH!
• Paleolibertarianismball - kinda like me but without king
• Libertarian Conservatismball - OK, but too moderate
• National libertarianismball/National liberalismball - the only acceptable nationalists
• Monarchismball - the best system
• Minarchismball - the best system

Frenemies

• Classical Liberalismball - too moderate, too d***cratic
• Pink Capitalismball - economically wise, culturally retarded
• Pinochetismball - too statist
• Green Libertarianismball/Eco-Capitalismball - lol, they believe in this global warming scam
• Objectivismball - pro-capitalist, but this philosophy is frankly weird
• Anarcho-Capitalismball - anarchy wouldn't work, grow up
• Islamic Theocracyball - ISIS is still better than EU
• Capitalist Communismball - China is still better than EU
• Dark Enlightenmentball - has some good ideas, but overally weird
• Nationalismball - depends on type of nationalism

Enemies

• Paternalistic Conservatismball - you promise 500 monies but you take 1000 monies
• Conservative Socialismball - commies with a cross
• Neoliberalismball - like you're actually going to lower taxes
• Agrarianismball - whoever wins, you see in them a comrade.
• Social Democracyball - socialism + d***cracy, what a nightmare
• Marxism-Leninismball - fuckin commie scum
• National Socialismball - almost as bad as socdem

Further Info

Books

• There's a bunch but I can't find english copies online :(

Wikipedia Articles

• Janusz Korwin-Mikke
• KORWiN
• Konfederacja
• Congress of the New Right
• Real Politics Union
• Liberty and Lawfulness

YouTube Videos

• TOP 10 moments
• The wokest MEP

• Monarchists in the Polish Parliament | Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon of Akkad
• This man has -1000 respect for women why might SHOCK you by Pewdiepie
• Piers Morgan Rages at 'The Most Sexist Man in Politics' (Full Interview) by Good Morning Britain
• [ENG How to fight terrorism? - Janusz Korwin-Mikke] by KORWiN vs UE i Sejm
• Interview with Polish MEP- Janusz Korwin-Mikke- Southampton 15/07/2017 by Mateusz Jaronski
• The Janusz Korwin-Mikke Interview by Sargon yet again.