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== How to draw: == |
== How to draw: == |
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[[File:Juche_flag.svg|thumb|220x220px]] |
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Drawing Juche is fairly straightforward: |
Drawing Juche is fairly straightforward: |
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# Draw a ball |
# Draw a ball |
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# Fill the ball with red |
# Fill the ball with red |
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# Add the [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/WPK_symbol.svg/1024px-WPK_symbol.svg.png WPK symbol] in yellow |
# Add the [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/WPK_symbol.svg/1024px-WPK_symbol.svg.png WPK symbol] in yellow |
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# Add the eyes and you're done! |
# Add the eyes and you're done! |
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{{Flag-color|color1-hex = #d40000|color1-name = Red|color1-rgb = 212,0,0|color1-cmyk = 0,100,100,17|color2-name = Yellow|color2-hex = #ffcc00|color2-rgb = 255,204,0|color2-cmyk = 0,20,100,0}} |
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== Relations: == |
== Relations: == |
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=== Friends: === |
=== Friends: === |
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* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - Thanks for saving the motherland from Nippon imperialist pig. |
* [[File: ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - Thanks for saving the motherland from Nippon imperialist pig. |
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Revision as of 21:16, 3 September 2020
Juche is an extreme authoritarian left socialist, culturally conservative and highly nationalist ideology inhabiting the top center of the authoritarian left quadrant.
Personality
He believes that only through self-reliance and national independence can national unity be achieved. He loves his nukes and is not hesitant to flex them. He is basically a theocracy, as the supreme leader is revered as a god. If you join this ideology, you cease the need to defecate or urinate.
Also loves his supreme leader.
Stylistic notes
- Very fanatical, almost as much as John Travolta
- Juche believes himself to be a god
- Will get very upset and violent if ridiculed
- Temperamental, and will be set off by even the slightest disrespect.
- Launches nukes at anybody he disagrees with, although the nukes are cheaply made and don't always work
How to draw:
Drawing Juche is fairly straightforward:
- Draw a ball
- Fill the ball with red
- Add the WPK symbol in yellow
- Add the eyes and you're done!
Relations:
Friends:
Marxism-Leninism - Thanks for saving the motherland from Nippon imperialist pig.
Maoism - You always got my back. My puppet master.
Castroism - My only friend in the west.
Titoism - I learned a lot from you.
Posadism - You might be a dirty Trot but your love for nukes is neat,
Protectionism - Gotta P R O T E C C.
Trumpism - We tight.
Frenemies:
National Bolshevism - Whaaat? We're totally not the same.
Enemies:
Showa - Evil japanese imperialist
Neoconservatism - I'll nuke you someday.
