Kleptocracy

so I imagine myself being drafted and sent to Ukraine. However, I'm not as good of a fighter as I thought so I end up being captured by Russia. The Russian soldiers who captured me then form a circle around me and tell me to do the thug shaker. They keep chanting "do the thug shaker" or the lyrics to the song "Thug Shake" by Virgo Gang. One of them even starts flexing money on me as if I'm a stripper so I strip down to just my underwear and socks despite the cold weather. I keep the socks on so that it won't be gay as I heard being gay is heavily stigmatized in Russia. I then start doing the thug shaker. I even turn in a circle while doing the thug shaker so that all the guys can see me shaking. They all start cheering and even more start flexing their money on me. After that, they then tell me I can put my clothes back on and let me keep the money.