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JudTheo <br>
Halachic State <br>
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[[File:Authunity.png|link=:Category:Authoritarian Unity]] [[:Category:Authoritarian Unity|
{{Info|Culturally Right}}<br>
{{Info|Religious}}<br>
[[File:Theocrat.png|link=:Category:Theocracies]] [[:Category:Theocracies|{{Color|#DC944B|'''Theocracies'''}}]]
|influences =
[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] <br>
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[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] <br>
|theorists =
|examples =
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|State of Israel]] (debatably)▼
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*[[File:Israelite.png]] '''Israelite System''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:
**[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]]
**[[File:Community.png]] [[Communitarianism]]
**[[File:Natmyst.png]] [[Religious Nationalism#National Mysticism|National Mysticism]] (Debatably)
**[[File:Confed.png]] [[Confederalism]]
**[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]]
**[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]]
**[[File:Slavery.png]] [[Caste System|Slaveism]]
}}
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*[[File:Samaritan.png]] '''Samaritan Theocracy''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
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|regional =
*[[File:NatTerrorist.png]] '''Sicarii''' {{Collapse|
**[[File:Cultural Nationalism.png]] [[Cultural Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ethno.png]] [[Ethnocracy]]
**[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]]
**[[File:RevNat.png]] [[Nationalism|Revolutionary Nationalism]]
**[[File:Ultramil-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy|Ultramilitarism]]
**[[File:Terrorist.png]] {{PCBA|Terrorism}}
}}
|likes =
Anything Kosher<br>
Wine
|dislikes =
[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] Pharaoh<br>
Babylon<br>
Pork<br>
[[File:SPQR.png]] The Romans<br>
|song =
[https://youtu.be/p5oQ7RLvW5g Echad Mi Yodea]<br> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ6LV1wnu0E&t=1772s The Prince of Egypt Soundtrack] <br> [https://youtu.be/mqvrwqIOIy0 The Dreidel song]
}}
'''Jewish Theocracy''' is an [[File:Authunity.png]] [[:Category:Authoritarian_Unity|AuthUnity]] ideology that believes Judaism should be the state religion of the country and the law of the Tanakh should be the law of the
== History ==
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==Personality and Behavior==
*He likes to call non-cubes goy/goyim/gentile
*He and [[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] both like Cyrus the Great
*He likes debates and prayer
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*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] - The Sanhedrin shall be the highest political authority.
*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism]] - The King must always answer to The Sanhedrin.
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Thanks for creating The Grand Sanhedrin! Plus some of your political ideas were cool.
**[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - Yeah... <s>I only made it to make sure you rats were kept track of.</s><ref>[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infamous_Decree Napoleon rescinded these privileges and in the "infamous decree" he banned Jews from any form of finance/money lending or owning newspapers. He annulled all debts owed by anyone to Jews. And he changed the law to " guilty unless proven innocent" to any Jew accused of financial malfeasance]</ref>
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Social welfare based on the bible? And you agree with private property? Based!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Often too liberal, but the core idea of a Jewish state is incredibly based.
* [[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - Needs to fully embrace Halakah and stop being so violent
*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great. But Babylon was hell.▼
*[[File:trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Our traditions have survived thousands of years we treasure them deeply.
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - The Jews are a traditionally agrarian people, let's keep it that way!
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - You never persecuted us, thank you.
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - כְּאֶזְרָ֣ח מִכֶּם֩ יִהְיֶ֨ה לָכֶ֜ם הַגֵּ֣ר ׀ הַגָּ֣ר אִתְּכֶ֗ם וְאָהַבְתָּ֥ לוֹ֙ כָּמ֔וֹךָ כִּֽי־גֵרִ֥ים הֱיִיתֶ֖ם בְּאֶ֣רֶץ מִצְרָ֑יִם אֲנִ֖י יְהֹוָ֥ה אֱלֹהֵיכֶֽם׃ (The strangers who reside with you shall be to you as your citizens; you shall love each one as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I יהוה am your God.)
=== Frenemies ===
*[[File:christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - You've been much cooler with me lately. As long as you don't try to convert me, you're fine.
*[[File:Tribal.png]] [[Tribalism]] - Not that type of tribe goy!
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>▼
*[[File:Revzion.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism]] - Far too xenophobic, but can sometimes be chill.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Likes the idea of Israel but still a socialist.
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*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - A King is good, but some of our old ones sucked because they ruled selfishly.
*[[File:Altcentr.png]] [[Dead Centrism]] - If you can't decide whose child it is, I might as well cut it in ha- SIKE! I will give it to the mother who objected.
▲*[[File:Zoroastrian_Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - Thanks for Cyrus the Great
=== Schmucks (Enemies)===
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - The Torah says everyone has a right to personal property, schmuck.
*[[File:bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - Socialist and you reject the return to Israel? May Hashem guide you back to truth, brother!
▲*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I'M NOT YOU I PROMISE <s>Even though most ultra-orthodox Israeli parties like Kahane</s>
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - Deuteronomy 10:19 says we should love foreigners.
*[[File:Res_Publica.png]] [[Roman Republicanism]] - You enslaved us and our religion is still big. Where are the romans now?
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - Same with above.
**[[File:Caesar.png]] - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWlMCjn8i4
*[[File:abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - The Sanhedrin must have authority over the King!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Do I really have to say anything?
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*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Try to create a God-ordained state like I did, schmuck.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] & [[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Death to Hezbollah and Hamas!
*[[File:Paleoegyptianism-icon.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy|Egyptian Pagan Theocracy]] - LET MY PEOPLE GO!
*[[File:Blackzio.png]] [[Black Zionism]] - Fake jew!
*[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - You should not have associated with Charles Coughlin. Also if you are going wear a crown, at least become an actual king.
==Further Information==
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