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* The 3rd amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for preventing my private army from occupying my [[File:Neighborstan.png]] neighbor's house after he threw a bunch of Pop-Its in my yard. '''COME ON AMERICA, LET ME OCCUPY A STRATEGIC LOCATION AND PHYSICALLY REMOVE THIS NAP VIOLATOR! [[File:Hoppef.png]] HOPPE IS WAY BETTER THAN WASHITTON!'''

* The 4th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me break into people’s homes and <s>steal</s> confiscate their belongings. '''WHAT IF THEY ARE A BAD GUY [[File:Terrorist.png]] TERRORIST? PROPERTY RIGHTS DON’T MATTER IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BOMB A HOSPITAL!'''<s>(which is definitely not a baseless accusation I’m throwing around just so that I can steal my neighbor’s PS5 because I am unsatisfied with my PS4)</s>

* The 6th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not letting me hand pick juries in order to make them more reliable <s>(because, as we all know, Aryan juries are more trustworthy than half white, half n[redacted] ones)</s>

* The 7th amendment of the [[File:Cball-US.png]] US Constitution for not giving me the right to trial by combat. '''YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY $21 THROUGH A JURY! YOU WILL ONLY TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!'''